Pulisic is the American _______
Pulisic is the American _______
People in this country literally don't know who this twink is.
people in other countries dont either
I don't care. I made this thread with football fans in mind.
>People in my flyover nigger state
ftfy Jamal
>le not Donovan man
tobago
Who's the American trinidad?
>Losing to TripAdsivor and Trivago
landon donovan
the USMNT is mostly black... they probably care more than anyone
The new Freddy Adu
German
soccer player
shaun wright-phillips
uhhh...soccer player?
reeeeee you're supposed to say other player's names
larry walker
Messi and Ronaldo were breakout stars on world class teams when they were 19.
When he becomes a starter on a real club instead of a benchwarmer on a meme team like Dirtmound, they we can get excited.
Until then:
>le couldn't carry his team past a bunch of part-time cab drivers man
>benchwarmer
He has the most minutes out of all the midfielders in the current squad
>>le couldn't carry his team past a bunch of part-time cab drivers man
He scored a goal in that shitty game and wasn't at fault that the My Little Soccer all stars couldn't defend against amateurs.
You must be retarded or one assblasted Chicano.
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Lemme know when he makes it to a real league like the EPL or La Liga, not the Buyernliga
As for the original thread theme:
Pulisic is the American Shitcharito
>huge expectations
>Scores a few clutch goals here and there
>But will likely bounce around from meme team to meme team once he flops in a big team
>real league
>EPL or La Liga
and at 21 Messi already won a CL and Ronaldo already played a WC semi-final & Euro final
good luck with that lmao.
the disparity is still ginormous but you can't deny they have the best teams in it
black people have almost no interest in soccer. you'd be hard pressed to find a black person that could name one person on the USMNT
Go on youtube now and search for "messi reaction" or "ronaldo reaction"
Brad Guzan
>EPL is better on the whole than Bundesliga
Killen yo slef
>you can't deny they have the best teams
...
Top kek Lukaku had more goals at 18 than these 3 combined at 19
come to any american city now and start asking random black people who messi is
Bundesliga is Lige 1-tier pleb.
Joke of a league with only 1 contender
Just stop posting, fatty.
ur dum as fuk bruh
Bad example because they will all absolutely know who Messi and Ronaldo are. Ask them who Lewandowski or somebody like that is, and then you'll get the blank stares.
when lukaku was 18 he was already 27, kinda like renato "goldenboy" sanches
He’s not wrong though
Once obamayang leaves dirtmund they’ll get exposed
Marko Marin
Freddy adu
professional soccer player who plays as an attacking midfielder or winger for Borussia Dortmund in the German Bundesliga as well as the United States national team.[5][6] Pulisic is considered by many to be the top American soccer prospect,[7] and is the youngest player to represent the senior national team in a FIFA World Cup qualifier. His rapid rise with the U.S. youth national teams has been mirrored by his rapid rise through the Borussia Dortmund academy, where he played just 15 games before being brought into the first team during the 2015–16 winter break.[8]
can't wait for him to come to the premier league and get exposed desu
yeah, the world is terrified of west bromwich albion and stoke city.
lmao
>He's not wrong though
>dirtmund
You used "Dirtmund" here You can't even samefag correctly.
Krychowiak can't make it into West Brom's XI, Jese can't crack Stoke. Shit managers but still better than Darmstadt or whatever shit the Bundesliga has nowadays
Kek
What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking idiot? Krychowiak and Jese never played in the Bundesliga.
Didn't say they did, but they show the quality even the worst EPL clubs have.
>they show the quality even the worst EPL clubs have
>Bad example because they will all absolutely know who Messi and Ronaldo are. Ask them who Lewandowski or somebody like that is, and then you'll get the blank stares.
Just like 99% of non-Mexicans I suppose?
>implying Klopp won`t make him the next QT
not fair to compare missi international goals vs his. 13yo pulsic were already expected to be the USA's soccer messiah, meanwhile with 18yo messi, not mattering how good he already was, wasn't the core of argentina's offensive system and didn't had a team playing around him
That wasn’t me though
Messi at 19 scored a hat trick vs Real Madrid, and scored a goal dribbling past 7 players starting at midfield
I recently heard americans refer to him as pulisilkk
cringe
that's his name, it's how he pronounces it too. it might be bastardized but he's far enough removed from its roots that it's meaningless. like english people reducing saint clair to sinclair or whatever.
we say whatever we want however we want. that's what you get when you're back to back world war champions, bitch
that's how he wants to be called.
t. Grzegorz Czyszczki Larsen
it triggers me because everyone that watches football is used to hearing "-ic" as "ich" when it comes to these slavic surnames
american Michael Owen, Burnt out at 25.
DON'T POST IT
Jesus Christ
If his mama call him Pyulisik, I'mma call him Pyulisik.
you THINK they'd know who messi is but you'd be wrong
>losing to Tomahawk & Tenpenny
USMNT is mostly latino or black german
nobody cares, fuck you
that hgh really does the trick eh
Trinidad James
rude
Who was the youth butthurt Croats were hyping when Pulisic declared for the US?c
Negro here.
I don't think a single black American over 40 could name a soccer player other than Pele off the top of their head. And if you asked they'd call you a faggot or a white boy for watching soccer. There might be a very very slight chance they'd heard of Manchester United but other than that they'd have no idea of any clubs.
I'd say 75% of black people above the age 20 and below the age of 40 would likely know Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, and maybe David Beckham. Every other name would be completely unknown. They could probably give you United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, and maybe Arsenal off the top of their heads if you asked for a club.
For black kids under 20, FIFA is actually a pretty big game. So the numbers would be a lot higher for kids who have a favorite team and for kids who know the players. But again I doubt more than 20 or so percent of black kids would be heavily invested enough to know the players and clubs better than the 20-40 aged group.
>on steroids for at least 3 years
>a twink
pick one hermano
Is this the guy that got us into the World Cup?
I've lost track. they try to hype every kid with two legs as the next modric
Halilovic. Now that guy can't even get a game for Las Palmas kek.
There are lots of players who had mediocre stats when they were young, pretty much all of them didn't go on to be as good as Messi/Ronaldo.
Who is this poof
Dragon
because he's a retarderd ameritard too
>International Goals
it's really not that hard based on North American qualification phase one to score. The Fourth RoundGroups were
USA
Trinidad
Guatemala
Saint Vincent
As for International games the competition is nonexistent. Noone else is as good as even him.
I agre on the club games and goals though. He is doing well for a very bad dortmund side but obviously not the difference that C.R. and Messi have done for their clubs since they re hitting rock bottom lately.
>He is doing well for a very bad dortmund side but obviously not the difference that C.R. and Messi have done for their clubs since they re hitting rock bottom lately.
I mean, neither were Messi and Ronaldo that decisive for their clubs at Barcelona and United respectively.
*at that age
He will be the best footballer of all time
>Once obamayang leaves dirtmund they’ll get exposed
>Now Sahin's left they'll get exposed
>Now Kagawa's left they'll get exposed
>Now Götze's left they'll get exposed
>Now Lewandowski's left they'll get exposed
>Actual shit season where Klopp left at the end, followed by Tuchel taking them right back to a CL spot
>Now Hummels and Mkhitaryan has left they'll get exposed
>Now Dembele's left they'll get exposed
People have been saying that for 6 seasons, and in all that time they've had one shit season, and a mediocre one this season, where they went winless for a couple of months, but are still on a CL spot.
do it with Mbappe now..
Funny that americans think that someone with normal weight is a >twink
EL POLLO HORMONADO
Basically this.
This too.
too bad
What's wrong with that nig lmao
this is a pretty thought provoking post. i wonder if he can combine the skill of messi and the winning international trophies of ronaldo and become the all time GOAT
All memes aside Pulisic is doing wonders for American Football, hopefully it’s stops being a pay to play system
Pedro Barbosa
Marcos Asensio