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detoxify edition

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I AM NOT A MONGREL

don't eat bread

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t. paddy o'connor

>Same. Pre-cringe smear campaign occult memeticism was the shit. It really opened my eyes to propaganda and advertising relying on egregoires and culturally held intellectual platonic forms like outlined Bernays' book. Ironically that was the thing 'manipulation of form through association' that managed to dampen its raw power.

Can I get a fedora.jpg in here?

Big love for that bloke Jesus and his old man God

love reddit me

don't know if i agree with him being the next big thing in terms of male modelling

owell

Ive always been mortified about using my dick, I don't even masturbate by myself.

Some insanely hot Swedish/Black guy messaged me on tinder, way out of my league (like pic related) He said he didnt care I was trans and so we set up a date. By the end of the night we end up in his room. We didnt really discuss any sex rules and dynamics beforehand so I in the back of my mind I was afraid he could be a chaser but it seemed very unlikely by his demeanor
As we take of our clothes he reveals a huge fully erect cock, I kept my panties on. It all seemed to good to be true, after I give him head he starts kissing my titties(ive had implants) and goes down to my belly.
Eventually the moment comes when he grabs my bulge. I freak out for a second, he stops but seems unfazed and confidently says "relax, just let it happen". This is normally the part where things would go to shit and I would leave but for some reason the way he was so self assured made me comfortable to let him take command. And so he did blow me, its very hard to explain but as he was sucking me it felt like he was just eating my pussy, I had no idea I was still able to have an erection. We move on to anal, it was painful as Ive never taken a dick that big but the way he jerked me off and kissed me as we were doing made it so pleasurable. By the end he pulls his dick out, puts his dick on top of mine and starts rubbing them together, again, its very hard to explain but I've never ever felt that much of a physical bond with someone. We ejaculate like 2 seconds apart from eachother, Its been so long since I've had an orgasm and I didn't even knew I was still able to cum.

I dont know how to feel, it was easily the best sex I ever had, it never felt like was seen as anything but a girl, it never felt like I was having sex with a repressed gay boy, Ive had sex as a boy before transitioning and it was nothing like that. Im still processing what happened but Im starting to reconsider my stance on chasers.

Thoughts?

*gets in a car crash*
*head is entirely obliterated by a homemade claymore*
hmm

t. sancho kweequam

>I AM NOT A MONGREL

Is this an imperative or a statement?

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Wanking to furry porn, lads

absolutely didn't happen
what goes through these peoples minds

pengislature of alberta

looks like tumblr to me lad

love kids
hate nonces
simplas

What kind

oops lol
I don't use either so I didn't recognize it

*hits the bumper with a baseball bat*

is dril, dare i say it, our guy?

I went shopping in central London today and everyone was a supermodel
like the clothing store staff were just beautiful

saw one guy who was quite literally a 10/10, probably can get a new gf every day
just feels intimidating being there

Repostin this because SHADILAY desu lads

Need an asmr gf.

JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANYNY JNANNYJ JANNY JANNY JANNY

the boston city hall

Jesus, honestly I'm almost not surprised sewing this from a brit

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why does this have 5k likes?
what is jezza saying?

remember thinking this was a man spreading his arsehole for the longest time

lisicki is welsh he can't be that good looking

not the best genes going round there

you're not the only one

state

Lesbian wolf dominatrix on submissive vixen

must be nice to be them people lol

hahaha

Was toiling today in Brixton when some beta virgin walked into the shop and gawked at me

don't eat grains

>not trap
>not even anthro

Is that Katie Price?

weird coz they probably see a lot of non white around

gawked at some wageslave runt in brixton today

>Sw*de

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ran it through google translate images on my phone

something to do with China and copyright infringement, didn't detect the last line

Didn't think I needed to specify it was anthro
Course it was anthro.

taking off the year before grad school

the old boston city hall

>while it's fanbase may be populated by nerds and losers
>anime
>is quite simply
>the most beautiful thing
>in the world

if your city hall isn't a pyramid with a skating rink in front you're city is irrelevant

Watched some runtoid glare at an übermensch today in Brixton. Exchanged knowing looks with the fellow worker and continued on with my day.

brixton isn't central you pea brain cretin

I like the claymore airbag

Looks much better.

should have kept it and build another building for admin purposes

Lads, I want to marry Miriam

new guy at work, really creepy just stares at everyone silently, doesn't say a word
future Eliot Rodgers

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post /fa/ inspo

bozhe moy

Everyone wants an Italian qt.

why is it called mandarin if its chinese

why are chiense called chinese not mandarinese

If I wore this I would probably get accosted and battered within 5 minutes of leaving my dwellings

East Asians are so aesthetic.

not I

>be me
>watching Voltron
>big reveal where Pidge tells the other Paladins she's a girl

We were supposed to think she was a boy?

Ah yes, chink twinks

Man, that looks really nice, apart from the creepy masonic pyramid. I'd love to get all wrapped up and just skate round and round on that by myself, at like 3am, for hours, listening to podcasts or tunes or whatever.

Yes, otherwise how was it a reveal?

sikh bun on him

Is your computer off?

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Is this Jew language?

yes

why you ask?

i asked for inspo

churchill square (the square around city hall) can be quite comfy ngl

Was pretty obvious though

I can still hear it

are Gino

hey STEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA

Can you stop texting me. You're doing my head in.

I want a French girl, you haven't any idea how lucky you are. British and Irish women are subhuman trolls in comparison, an Irish-Franco phenotype however? The pinnacle of human evolution no less

dad says he can't hear it

before i die I want to see a photo of 190

peng kong

gay

...

sweaty...please...

he's my inspo

Got a monster fan on my desktop, 3 trillion RPM just to annoy my runt of a brother

fridge is running at 5.5 degrees C. was 7 for a few hours earlier. Apparently 4 is too warm. Put all my deli meat in the freezer. will have to chuck out the milk tomorrow. dire state of affairs.

a homeless woman?
don't they have shelters and stuff

>french women

hard pass

dinny see nowt peng ere

watch it

>a jewish person being miserly
wtf I can't believe it

time for a new fridge mate

think you need to reread what i wrote

GM /brit/! I missed chu! -huggles- ;w;