UNITED SIGN SANCHEZ

twitter.com/ManUtd/status/953746819837816832

We're glad to announce the signing of Alexis Sanchez subject to a medical.

More: manutd.com

#WelcomeAlexis

Remember when Gerrard said "this does not fucking slip" and then literally slipped and singlehandedly threw away Liverpool's only chance of winning a premier league title.

good edit desu

>Announcing a signing before he's had a medical

'no'

Didn't know you could spoof the username as long as you had the status number.

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It will be real only when we see Alexis learning how to dab in Lingard’s Dab University

*dabs United into 1st place*

Fucking based

wtf i am a customer now

WELCOME TO MANCHESTER ● Alexis Sanchez ● Welcome to Manchester United 2018 ● Goals & Skills

why are they chasing for this 40 year old guy

Blud if true

That kit is from last season though, dead giveaway. Also on a slightly for autistic note I know for a fact that he'd ask them to just state his name as ''Alexis'' since Sánchez was his father's surname and his father left him.

Soon

Is there anyone on AFTV that isn't a massive pussy?

DT. At least he has the balls to keep protesting in the stands even during the Wenger in days where the team gets a string of positive results only to go right back to shit form after they let it get to their heads.

DT is the biggest pussy.

This is a better singing than ronaldo. He's too dann expensive and he's older than Sanchez

>£505,000-a-week

Woah. They should of grabbed Neymar if United has this kind of cash

Just a picture m8. You can respect the opposition.

Arsenal DNA

sanchez on 500k/wk
kane on 120k/wk

something's off here...

Kane to Real Madrid confirmed

Jews know how to do business better than most, simple as that.

Kane should go to man utd

#respect

why would you just lie like this? what's the point of this thread?

Not real, not official

why is the guy playing the guy from 50 shades of grey there

>ITS REAL
How low is arsenal going on the table?

I think that was a charity gig as well.

can someone explain to me why Sanchez would go to a mediocre club if he could go to ManC?

Fucking traitor scum.
>How to go from 0 to cunt in 0.5 seconds.

He probably went to his Mum and Dad and said "I'm going to Manchester City" and they replied "Who?"

>Fucking traitor scum.

>respecting mouyes

looks good in red la