Saint Sharapova Edition
Its gonna be a wild day folks
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no fighting NO BULLY
Previous Thread:
First for Asian female orc kicking Mugo's arse.
Schedule is as follows:
(Austime)
Men
11:00 Thiem (5) - Kudla
11:00 Smyczek - Ramos-Vinolas (21)
11:00 Kicker - Lacko
11:00 Querrey (13) - Fucsovics
12:30 Berdych (19) - Garcia-Lopez
13:00 Vesely - Mannarino (26)
14:00 Khachanov - Del Potro (12)
14:00 Chung - Medvedev
14:00 Djokovic (14) - Monfils
14:30 Donskoy - Fognini (25)
16:00 Gasquet (29) - Sonego
16:00 Verdasco - Marterer
16:30 Goffin (7) - Benneteau
17:00 Gojowczyk - Zverev (4)
20:30 Struff - Federer (2)
20:30 Sandgren - Wawrinka (9)
Women
11:00 Tsurenko - Radwanska (26)
11:00 Sharapova - Sevastova (14)
11:00 Vondrousova - Garcia (8)
11:00 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Strycova (20)
11:00 Konta (9) - Pera
12:30 Bogdan - Putintseva
12:30 Muguruza Blanco (3) - Hsieh
12:30 Davis - Petkovic
12:30 Haddad Maia - Pliskova (6)
13:00 Lucic (28) - Sasnovich
13:00 Safarova (29) - Cirstea
13:00 Kerber (21) - Vekic
14:30 Alexandrova - Keys (17)
16:30 Osaka - Vesnina (16)
19:00 Barty (18) - Giorgi
19:00 Halep (1) - Bouchard
Thank you deutschposter for the schedule
Julian, stop meme typing and you will be visited by happy ghosts
This is your last warning
>thiem approached the net
>instantly volleys into the flowers
>that casual drop volley
Hnng
Still works million times better
top 500 for PETKO IS CUTE
>Moogooroofuh
Mugu crashing this tiebreak
What flag is this gook playing under?
Australian tennis is so weird
Every year theres a upset/blowout
I love it
With no survivors
I would like to have sex with her if you know what I mean
>tfw genie plays at 3:00am
send her my good luck lads I will be snoozin'
VAMOS *clap clap* VAMOS
no room for racism lads
Chinese Taipei, Apparently. They are all Chinese, you see, but a different kind of Chinese.
Why is Berdshit getting bagled?
Eastern time?
>Garbagine
Taiwan numbah wan
Redpilme on this chink. She got some sweet moves.
She did some awkward backhand that made Muguruza flinch
Grorious Taiwan
Dude I'm so glad she won yesterday. I need her to climb the rankings. Also, Davis should be an easy match for her.
Muguroastie BTFO
Just became Hokage lads
Beat konta at the french open last year
Muguseless returns
not that she ever left
this thred has been graced by SAINToro
hq content and gud posts come to those who HONOR SAINToro!
yessir
Honor Saintoro!
Asians #1, they are the true world leaders of the 21 century.
>even Australia is scared to acknowledge Taiwan
Where did your nads go cunts
captcha nuts for sale
t. necromancer
You see Hsieh would have grown up poor and malnourished as evidenced by her poor stick like body and ghastly facial features. She would have been bullied and teased and only left to clean the plates of her other 13 siblings for sustenance. In her lonely existence she would have found a beaten up tennis racket on the side of the road, it'd have a crack and missing strings. She'd steal a set of 4 balls from the shops and plant 3 of the balls on one of her brothers keeping one for herself. She would hug her racket as the police took her brother to the child slave labour camps. She would play with her ball and broken tennis racket all day everyday wanting to become a international model. After she won her first tennis match she bought a mirror and now she dedicates her life to beating every attractive female tennis player on the other side of the court and that my friends is the story of Hsieh Su-wei from Chinese Taipei.
I'm just trying to help you la
>Implying a Chinese owned and run country is going to acknowledge Taiwan
Safarova-Cirstea
Who ya got?
They better not touch that monument
Safarova when its a 2 set
Chris-tea when its a 3
LOVE cirstea, but I feel for safarova so I hope she pulls it off
good post
has he started his new season of podcasts?
Guess I now have a reason to cross the border.
If digits, Hsieh makes it to finals.
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Well I'm convinced.
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kek
>monument
its a fucking rock
What have you done Chang
You have upset the balance
quality post
Hey one man's rock is another man's monument
Petko wtf
Explain fraulein
whats going on?
BIG
Teme gonna grind em
hsieh plays like aga if aga had ne power in her shots
How we fix Garbine Mugurutha?
Based Goblin
Mugu broken, she's done. Hsieh has a clear shot for the title.
Why is Mugu shouting
This is louder than her usual self
Unless they upped the AOcustics
Praise be unto Him
put this mug away and let's see some jokerfeels
she down by five luv
All screamers are cheaters and deserve to lose.
only let her play on grass/clay
Oh jesus I see, she's about to get bagled
FUCK
>berbitch losing to the mexican lopez
kek
Which season do you mean?
If you've seen through Jim Carrey then no, but the latest season aside from the Stephen merchant episode (which is actually the greatest """interview""" I've ever seen) was pretty shit
The dream is over.
SHE GOT FUCKING BAGLED
WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW THIS PETKO
Orbital strike fact missile
Who has the flattest chest in WTA?
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Based Mugu, single handedly making some 8 picks for my bracket null and void.
still a chance but she looks absolutely spent
>calm Confucian
>raging Moor
Mugu is done
>(S)he didn't have a kerber Mertens final
>playing fantasy football
l i m
i
m
>our last hope is ryan harrison
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>you will never be her towel boy
>she will never not look at you as she grabs the towel out of your hands
>she will never berate you for another ball
i mean new this year, thanks, nvmd
HOLY FUCKING YUMOLA
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I bet having sex with mugurutha would be pretty cool
Get the FUCK back in line
>Lucie
>got no splainin' to do
>you will always be a leaf
>you will always be under Muslim rule
shouldla
wouldla
kudla
What was that force choke hsieh did
kc tier exchange
Rutha has zero fight in her
disappointing
Someone make a Hsieh moth disposing webm/gif, it's been like 5 now, and every time she does this cute hesitation before letting it go.
Now this is what I'm talking about, Julian
they're about 5% of population here, you are welcome for the education
And she has no RG crowd that's bullying her this time
What the shit man
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