Have you ever hooked up with a girl at the movie theater?

Have you ever hooked up with a girl at the movie theater?

Yeah man
She was impressed by my falcon, offered her some crab legs, and said we should fuck since it was a no singles policy.

Hey man thanks for throwing porn in my face on a blue board during daylight hours.

that's not a movie theater

duh

>dirty hippie
no thanks

Yeah during one of the fockers movies. We snuck in a bottle of rum and got smashed then fucked. Nobody else was in the theater.

No but this fuck behind me fingered his girlfriend behind me under this blanket they brought in while I was trying to watch Batman V Superman. I mean, it was the third time I saw it but Jesus Christ, man, I'm trying to fucking watch it.

gonna jack off noiw

NOBODY SAY IT

>his local theatre doesn't have a record store in the lobby

frrrttttssttst

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

Yeah. She was an architect in a double feature of Koyaanisqatsi + Powaqqatsi. It didn't last because I was a neet at the time and she was all muh college is important

In the 90s and early 00s before numbered seats I seated near lonely girls and touched them through the whole movie, they didn't make any noise so I thin they liked.

her name is hillary craig

...

>watching the force awakens
>A group of female commandos bust in
>Apparently it's a random penis inspection day
>Start sweating because I smuggled in a stash of popcorn in my boxers (I can't afford the $50 popcorn fees)
>Scarf it all down while the penis inquisitors March down the aisles looking for contraband goods
>Single men are shot on the spot
>They order me to drop trow
>"IS THAT AN UNCUT WILLY?!"
>"Y-yes ma'am"
>She performs mandatory circumcision and kicks me out of the theatre
>Tfw she blushed up against my wang while snipping at the foreskin
>Tfw the movie shooter didn't show up today for the daily shooting
>Tfw everyone still clapped anyways
Ever since I lost my virginity that night I've always treasured the american movie-going experience

Where did you touch them?

>*BRAPPED* to the melody from CSN's Helplessly Hoping

In the movie theater dumbass

Why do girls pretend to like vinyl records and rock music?

Yeah, my high school girlfriend were alone in a theater seeing Pride & Prejudice and fucked. I vividly remember my mom picking us up afterward and asking us questions about the movie

MOVE OVER WHORE LET ME GET THAT ULTRAMEGA OK VINYL

what are records?

Why do guys pretend to like vinyl records and rock music?

Did you touch them on the shoulder or arm you dumb faggot bitch ass motherfucker

I putted my legs between their legs, grabbed their hands and arms puttted them into my lap.

>tfw to intelligent for sex and to intelligent to get invited to parties

Overbearing intelligence is a turn off, you just make people feel dumb by existing. I hate this life

For pussy. Now, answer the question, please.

Yeah I spent the whole move feeling on a girls shoulder, I think she liked it
Dumbass

what age do you live in?

source/more photo about that set?

No, though I have gone to the theatre with my gf

For dick then, probably.

It's trendy

>3D

>Doesn't know how to reverse image search

What age do YOU live in?

she have a hairy pusy!!!!!

She does

Stay mad cracker

*licks*

*picks pubes out of teeth*

Jesus Christ, how horrific. Just look at the posture of that guy in the background!

Movie theatres have a tendency to hire two types of people, dumb drop outs and lazy students. While I worked in one while I was a lazy student, I got the opportunity to run through a couple of them.

wow....nice pussy girl........wuld love 2 fuck you girl....

*eats her pubes*

stop being a bully

as if googshit would always give the real source

found the record store set thou, but not this:

Yes and if you haven't you missed out a huge part of being 16

damn that is ashitty posture

nice get, also thats literally me, wanna fight?

nice doggy

Oh God I'm glad I quit going to Chipotle 11 tears ago.

What does this smell like?

I have a interview this week with a Regal theater.

I'm 27 and I know this is far from good work but I really need any work at the moment. Any general tips for that I should know going into the interview? Also, do you get get free screenings at all? If you do reply, thanks.

BRAAAAP

Only at Tarankino

where do i find a hairy dirty hippie gf like her?

>buys Funko Pops
D R O P P E D

you're the one looking at Sup Forums somewhere it matters

what do numbered seats have to do with it?

>Have you ever hooked up with a girl at the movie theater?
I almost did, but I saw she didn't use the public shower before the movie and threw up in my popcorn tub

This was a good few years ago, but I very much doubt its changed much if at all. We did get free screenings and I believe a 50% discount on concessions (not free, fuck that theatre). As for interview tips, really just hit those customer service cliches: customer is always right (which you are soon to find out is 100% wrong in every sense), make it sound like you're excited for the opportunity, all that crap.

As summer is approaching they're probably looking for as many bodies as they can, so I assume the criteria won't be too strict.

Good luck.

Go to an underground indie band gig.

>going outside
fuck off

fuck funko vinyl pops

they're all absolutely awful, how did they get so popular?

Guy do they not have warehouses where you are? UPS or Fedex?
Entry level jobs usually pay more than minimum wage and will get you experience to hire on somewhere else at a better wage. Distribution isn't an awful career and even having a tiny bit of sense means you can get into minor leadership roles in a decent ammount of time.
Better than working for state minimum.

hows that possible with a face like that

Once drank so much free energy drinks at a movie theatre that my heart started racing so bad I thought i was getting a hard attack and I couldn't get hard and bang my gf.

The movie was that extreme sports thing where they show ski footage. I think there's a new one out each year?

shiggy diggy dude I can dig it.

Modern day beanie babys, people think they will be worth money

this is why I prefer traps

is this a stealth porn thread like last night?

men are much hairier

no (yes)