You wake up in Paяis

>You wake up in Paяis

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I take the train for come back to my city

>I immediately leave

Feel the lump on the back of my head and know I've been mugged

it's Russian Paris not French.

And I thought, "Wow"!
If I could take this in a shot right now
I don't think that we could work this out

Know for sure I've been mugged

>get run down by a truck of peace

I would feel at a loss since I don't speak Arabic

>get shot

>Go to a cafe
>Ask for a pain au chocolat
>Take a train to Toulouse to see my familly
>Take a plane back to Japan after a week or so

It's chocolatine.

Not in Paris

>Be me
>Get black-out drunk in Paris
>Wake up confused and disoriented in a park the next morning
>Didn't even get robbed

You guys are alright.

>ask for the Bulgarian embassy in English.
>get beat up for speaking English
>bulgar gypo notices me
>he gives me a ride back to bulgaria on his 20 year old car with 9 other gypos in it
>I participate in a clan war and learn about friendship on the way back home

Taste french fry.

финлaнд

Go to visit my friends at Gambetta, have a stroll in the Tuilleries, sigh to the thought of memories past. Take a train back to a liveable place.

Why am I wearing girl clothes?

I get shot I guess

Hangover

>oh no, a gypsie beacon! run away everyone

I immediately restart my chainsmoking habits

My sister's friend went there for her sixteenth birthday (here mom is a lawyer and her dad a doctor and she is what we call a 'cheta') instead of going to Orlando and she said that it was a huge let down, that Paris is super overrated.

She said that she should've gone to Florida.

yes, duh

>get shot

theres a disney in paris too

Paris is basically a museum, what a 16 yo girl would find intresting in elder hobbies instead of warm beaches ?

>wake up in Tokyo
>penis almost disappeared
>no more testosterone
>fucking manlet
i'd better walk up in Paris and get shot, at least i wouldn't have to cry the rest of my life for being a fucking parasite for society.

>orlando
>warm beaches

plenty of exotic buff negroes to have a girl adventure with

>enjoy not being surrounded by black people and arabs

I shit you not, not even Rio de Janeiro has so many blacks and it was the first time I've ever heard arab speakers.

What did the French do to their Paris? How would those who died in WW1 to protect it react?

> How would those who died in WW1 to protect it
>he unironically believe french militaries during ww1 were all white europeans
top kek

So are you saying that the French people didn't even protect their own and their land during WW1?

Jesus.

no, i'm saying that many french militaries during ww1 were blacks, arabs or asians from our colonies, so how would they react that their sons take revenge on the fact they were used as cannon fodder ? i think the answer is pretty obvious and your statement pretty fucked.

time to run to poland and become a male prostitute until i can pay for an apartment

So like every morning then ?
See pic related

>take picture of eiffel tower at night
>get arrested

my imagination of Paris pic related at night
In the morning, it's this youtu.be/Q52rICeakL4?t=40s

Panic because I don't know French, I don't know how I got here, I don't know how I'm going to get home, my money is worthless, and I'm surrounded by strange people
Is this just a game to you, user?

I need more info, im a native or im french?

what the fuck is Payais