/147/ Snooker Masters 2018

Out for a ride with the lads edition

>Ronnie O'Sullivan v Mark Allen 13:00
>Kyren Wilson v Mark Williams 19:00

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is it the quarters already? sweet

First for Ronnie

Not really rooting for either player specifically in the second match, so I just want good snooks there.

My body is ready.

HAHA ITS RONNY TIME

GUUUUUOONNNNRONNNNNNNIIIEEEEEEE

so dreamy

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Who are we rooting for?

[spoiler]not this guy, obviously[/spoiler]

GET HYPE

GWAAN MARK
knock this Rpmmie jobber out

this gem from yesterday. also COMNRONNNNIIE

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>ywn make sweet love to a curvy, giggling 2

>'f ye f'lau im'n Twe'er

Haha time for /147/

GWAAAAAAAAN RONNIE

>non-Snooker OP picture
[autism triggered]

GORN RONNIE

BOOOOOOOOOO

When does World #1 Mark Selby play?

the GWANs are out in ally pally today

>Dennis in charge of Mark Allen's name

He got tortured

Marcel!

He’s on fire

Ronnie good lad.

>rpnnie

HAHAHA

GWAAANNN RONNIE!!!! ;D

>Ronnie always on in the afternoon

Ronnie is a huge man

Gives the unemployed something to look forward to.

Rpnniefags are annoying as hell.

lads what if I go to the snooks and shout GWAN RONNY in a typical white-van-man voice every time his opponent leaves a chance?

LADS Ronnie messes about with his nose a suspicious amount *thinks*

In the audience or this thread?

What’s up lads how are we doing today?

In the office watching Ronnie tucking into some tasty pots.

>special guest during the interval: Shaun Murphy

Audience.

Oh he's special alright.

GAAAARAAAAAWN WONNNNNYYYYY

Lads. I have just been arrested for saying I'm English in London.

*look up at Damien Hirst*

cutey liberal in the first row, big thick glasses blonde flanel shirt

G W A N
W
A
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he's the sort to have a coke habit, just look who he hangs out with too. fucking ronnie wood and damien hirst. Still a top lad though.

Thrown in jail just for saying you’re English?

Mark Allen has a rally fit bird

Mark Allen is such a sulky jobber.

I'm sure it was the "#maga kekistan" shirt you had on.

Who /gwan/ here?

Blorkins' wife is a good'un too

We are all GWAN

Give me a good reason to root for Ronnie.

I would ask the same thing but replace the name with Roger Federer.

Yes. New diversity law

>Allel

the only legitimate reason is because you want to see him hit 1000 career centuries

>RPMMIE

hey lads

>had no electricity from 9 am to 2:30 pm so missed the first frame

The aim of the game is to pot more than the other guys.

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Russia cut your electrics again?

Anyone got a stream?

'ello, m8.
>no electricity from 9 am to 2:30
wew

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

>dropping a frame to Allen
Ronnie is done

reckon Ronnie is coked up to his eyeballs as we speak

scheduled maintenance

not sure whats with this russia thing

I hate this fat cunt, so I do

He's a right arrogant fat prick, so he is

Why is the snooker at 1pm? Only neets and students can watch it

>not booking time off work for the major tournaments

>gwan pistol
ok, stop, you sound like you are choking

>swats fly
>licks fingers

ABSOLUTELY

Not him but I used to book time off for tennis gs then became neet

INCH

*blocks Ronnie's path*

PERFECT

>not working from home in 2018
never miss a frame and i haven't worn proper trousers for years

>not having an office you can watch snooker from at work

JUDGED TO PERFECTION

/ouranimal/

Not being a 35 year old Wizard who hasn't done an honest day's work in over a decade

>not watching it at home in bed

Looks like /ourlad/ may be in a spot of bother here

I hope you’re lying, the fact that you hang around with teenagers on the internet just makes it worse

What job?

Allen looks like a good bet for the Snooker Shoot-Out

C E N T U R Y

Maybe he just got told by Bazza to make it interesting and draw out the match.

CENTURY

Why aren't you at work?

see

Not him but I started work at 4am this morning and am now home in bed so don’t make ASSUMPTIONS

Why would I lie. My life is a lonely, meaningless hell. But it's a fucking comfy one

Cool monkeys.

Go on ronald.

Not guy you are replying to but not all teenagers mate. Mid 20s here.

copy editor
boring as fuck but easy work after a dab of speed

What do you have to do.

Coventry Bloke is a fucking titan of sport, I aspire to be him.

Wheat site do you use to get work?

We're all gonna make it

>wanting to be associated with Coventry in any way, shape or form

HOOTING

>tfw binned an interview today to watch the snooks

Remember lads, no compromise.