/tennis/ Australian Open 2018

Sticc Hantuchova Edition

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KyrGOAT's brother edition.

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no fighting NO BULLY

Previous thread:

who the fuck is barty and why shes giving /ourgirl/ such a hard time?

hantuchova does commentating now

wish I was an arab billionaire so she could be my gf tbqh

Australian Opens ball boys look like literal family ahahaha

no homo but I would let stan have me if he asked

Eww

Power just went out lads

he has been banging vekic since she was 16 so I hope you can compete with that

AO is shit. Deal with it

>zverev will make it to the round of 16
Your meme is ogre

Is Sacha a tranny?

isnt it time for you to shart at walmart

These fucking women making fedwinslol match delayed. I have to work at 5am you fucking cunts.

REEEEEEE

Your Slam is the worst, at best second worst. Pathetic you feel the need to continually voice your bitterness at our success. Go to bed.

Is tennis the nigger of sports?

Penko update: Warm and dry, also a little nuts.

>These women can't even do 3 sets.
>we want equal pay waaahhhhhhhhhh
>yay we got it teehee

>success
>not even half of our slams
Sad!

5am start is brutal. What do you do m8?

No it doesn't open for another 5 hours

based penko

whats tomorrows schedule lads

>google is hard
Holy shit stay from civilization

link in op

Was sick of being unemployed so I picked up the paper and saw they were desperate for taxi drivers. So been doing that for 2 weeks.
The money is shit but I'm working. 5am to 5pm tomorrow.

GO GERMANY

>tfw u want an egg sandwich but your fitbit gets declined

>On the dining table already
What did he mean by this?

Men and woman are playing tennis.

wawrinkles eating shit *inhales* ahhaahah

it's his house now m8

Jeeez i played with Materer in my young days. Really depressing how a fuckward like him made it to this point

>wewringo
what the hell?

Did you use a laptop camera? This is beyond potato quality

Wonder what Penko would taste like

sobering reminder that a 15 year old made made more in a week than you will in the entire year just by being good at hitting a ball

fucking pudgy bogan dyke fuck is gonna get rid of our girl

desu all I really did this week was masturbate

Why are womens tennis matches like this lads.
Do they get too emotional or what.
It's going to be a fucking bagel.

M8 original pic was 4032x3024, quality got destroyed by the crop and jpeg compression. That and the focus length was all wrong as well.

fucking barty

>stan
JUST

almost all women are mental midgets

>above 30 the whole night
How are you keeping cool tonight Melbournians?

>that could've been me

At least i am not a devilish leftie, amirite

get fucked barbie doll loving normies I hope she cries after the match and her disgusting cake face runs off into the court

>how should we name our kid?
>well, we're gonna push him to play tennis, so why not tennis?

They need to drop it to 1 set only. Mental + physical fatigue sets in when it goes to 3.

Fan and air con m8

Barty really has a enormous forehead

air con m8

expecting blackouts tomorrow tho

Tough job but you've got the right idea. Better to embrace the opportunities that present themselves and to work than to be doing nothing.

Dubs for Barty blowing a 5-0 lead like Dasha last night

>he unironically watches women's tennis
>he doesn't watch it for a cheeky perv and thus "support" whoever is hotter
poof

>no more giorgi

fuck you barty

>cuckrinka

maybe giorgi should've spent less time putting make up on and more time practicing for the match

rip in peace corgi

giorgi... no...

You sound like a fat girl who can't do her make up and who is jelly

CAN'T DART THE BART

FUCK YOU FARTY BOGAN DYKE FUCK

Why is wrinkle losing?

>switch over to muh backhand
>literally and unironically getting btfo by an american

Women's tennis just got a whole lot uglier.

is stan dead now?

Stan is struggling to find positives in this match.

so who is our girl now?

Excuse me?

Zverev won my bracket is fuckt

SHE'S ALREADY CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KILL YOURSELVES BARBIE DOLL PARIS HILTON LOVING NORMIES. TIME TO GET SOME TASTE FAGGOTS

that wog bitch was SEETHING

Kostyuk is and has always been my little girl

right now would be your best chance to bang giorgi lads

Lmao

>sticky match
HNNNNGGGG

>oi yeh ay beaut match ay

>21
Fucking hell.

double dubs yet no delivery. sad!

I want Sandgren to give me backhand lessons if you know what I mean

>21
The absolute STATE of Australian "women"

at the end of the day giorgi will make more money from being an arab/old money european escort than barty will on the tour so it works out

Pliskova for me.

fucking hell can basil and hamish go 5 minutes without bringing up the footy

the absolute STATE of Wawrinka

whos still on in the wta?

the 15 years old kid?

fuck that

what part of japan is osaka from?

the south

That's what they actually know about so that's what they talk about.

You ever get into an argument and then push it to something you know about so you can beat them even know it's barely related. That's what they're doing.

Sendai

insidious 2 is on after the tennis. i love my sadfu rose byrne

The Marine Base

The BLACKED part obviously

Never knew I wanted a half Japanese half black gf until today

Is Tennys from Tennessee /ourguy/?

Will Ferrell looks like a man wearing a Will Ferrell mask

>rose byrne
You've watched two hands right user?

The indigenous part. The original Japanese were black, before the Chinese invaded and took their land.

Yeah, great movie

Hate that he looks like Larry Bird. Don't even care that he's a Trump supporter