800 word essay on German cinema due in 4 days

>800 word essay on German cinema due in 4 days

I'm fucking lost guys

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It's going to be extremely painful.

I did a 2500 word essay on Eastern European cinema and only focused on one decade of films in post-war Poland, after cutting down 80% of my inital ideas, 800 words should be no more than an hours worth of research and write up

in conclusion, it is safe to state that the op is either a troll, or a massive retard

800 words about Batman v Superman shouldn't be that hard desu

800,000 word fanfiction about the gilmore girls due tomorrow.

thankfully i'm autistic so it's really no problem.

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You literally just have to write about kino

Literal kino

>just want to forget about my ms thesis due in two months
>getting nothing done
>escape to Sup Forums
>Sup Forums memes about assignment due dates

what director are you going to focus on? i'm not too familiar with german cinema but i think herzog would be a good choice. also maybe wim wenders or fassbinder.

>16 word essay on literally anything due in next week
>can't stop shitposting on Sup Forums

wikipedia + talking about how there isnt enough diversity in it

guaranteed A+

>1500 word essay on King Lear due tomorrow
>finished it and handed it in 3 weeks ago

BAs are a fucking joke, I should've done a degree that actually gave me a work schedule as an excuse not to get part time work

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

do propaganda films. easy peasy

>800000 words
>1777.8 pages

who the fuck reads this?

something tells me the professor doesn't want a paper about leni riefenstahl

The BBC is fat and meaty. Its dark proprieties have great contrast with the white skin.

checked.

i have no fucking idea. i can't imagine anyone reading a fanfiction with 800,000 plus words. that's longer than war and peace.

probably fritz lang

>800 words
that's literally nothing. You can bullshit anything for at least 1200 words.

can't believe i forgot fritz lang. M. is one of my favorite movies.

just talk a lot about Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, and M and you'll be set

Probably gonna write about die nibelungen. It's 5 hours long so I highly doubt the prof is gonna be able to keep track of all the random shit ill throw on it

Look into the abyss

>2 syllable essay on my favorite color due in a month
>haven't started

fuck me

Nigger I had to write a 1000 word essay on the importance of awareness and responsibility in basic in 2 fucking nights. Get over it.

Right about GW Pabst's Dreigroschenoper and the wonder of socialism and East German cinema.
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Split the contraction and you're all done

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>2500 word paper on the eutectic point of cyclohexane and benzene due tomorrow and I haven't started and keep baneposting

Write about the films of Fassbinder, their content is' right up your alley.

hmmmm....

That was for (You).

Is there even fucking and lewdness allowed in fanfics anymore? I used to read them in places I couldn't safely look at porn and then I remember they banned hardcore sex and I never looked back.

is steppenwoflf a good movie?

My professor is an 80 year old white dude who loves John ford movies I'm sure he doesn't give a shit about diversity

You think that's bad? I have a 25 word essay due in 10 weeks on how Sup Forums and reddit aren't the same. I'm fucked.

I got a 400 word essay due tomorrow on how baneposting will be a dead meme by July 2017 once the majority of baneposters turn 18 or finally have sex. Easy shit.