After I was broken in and got used to everything going on, I was making a comfortable $5000 a week...

>After I was broken in and got used to everything going on, I was making a comfortable $5000 a week. The money was too easy even with the risk. We always used protection and we were able to decline anyone we didn’t want to see.

Holy fucking shit, this is for a regular hooker.

What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?

I've searched around and male prostitutes don't make nearly as much unless you're willing to suck milk out of a 90 years old kike's asshole

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>tfw I licked out a hooker
>tfw I asked her how many men she has been (autistic smalltalk) with and it was in the thousands

>>tfw I licked out a hooker

are you literally retarded

bru...

Hmm.

This is why prostitution should be de-monetized.

I think just as men have to serve in the army when they grow of age, women should serve as prostitutes for the same time frame.
The world would be a much happier place and all the money could be taxed and used for the good of the people.

rly mks u think..

why the fuck would you do either of those things

>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?

drug dealing
if you manage to go up the chain and start moving pounds instead of grams, you can rake in a LOT of cash

also, being a hooker really isnt something you should envy, no matter the money they make.
even if you disregard the physical risks (STDs, getting robbed/abused/raped, ...) - this line of "work" inevitably fucks them up mentally, and leaves them scarred for life, completely unable to function or live normally after being done with sucking dick for money.

there's a reason why whores are off the charts when it comes to drug addiction, suicide, mental instability, and just fucked up life in general. no matter how much some libshit tries to tell you "its just a job man! sex workers are just like other workers!", it's all bullshit. being a whore is a one-way ticket to a permanently ruined existence, no way around it.

>all women should be forced to ruin their pussy and take miles of cock
next level cucking

De-monetized but could be taxed? Am I missing something?

I hadn't had sex before.

>be bong
>pay to be a cuck

This is not the salary of an average hooker.
What country? Brazil?

I know this is average for German hookers who charge up to 120 Euro for a hour.
But you still have to pay taxes, the room and other shit.

>I think just as men have to serve in the army when they grow of age, women should serve as prostitutes for the same time frame.
>The world would be a much happier place and all the money could be taxed and used for the good of the people.

Österreich you are genius, I never though about it like that

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I hope you got checked out for STDs, son.

mate...

>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?

Pimping those whores and taking 90% of their cash, duh. Try to use your brain, macaco.

My friend was a male hooker, most of his clients were old dudes who wanted to watch him eat out their wife and shit. Pretty weird senpai.

>eat out a hooker

I probably meant to say deprivatized and well regulated, you'd have to ask me again when I'm sober

These women were fucked up even before they sucked dick for money.

Really makes you understands

Have you heard of GFE?

These women charge up to 5k PER HOUR and they don't have sex with you, they're high class escorts for rich old men who want to be seen with pretty woman at parties/events stuff like that.

What do you think of those?

>These women were fucked up even before they sucked dick for money.

Yep they don't need to suck dick for that.

>This is not the salary of an average hooker.
>What country? Brazil?

USA, if I'm not wrong it was somewhere in New England

That's some quality statist cuckposting.

>so I was eating out this ho her pussy was filled with skittles and I was licking them up she goes oh yeah seems you got them all but i can feel there is one more in the back so i stick mine tongue in really deep as i hear a pop the girl lets out a shriek and i realize that i just popped a herpes blister

No way in hell im getting in bed with a prostitute and actually using a condom.

If im doing that sorta thing im going for full pleasure, and im gonna cum in her 3 or 4 times.

>licked out a hooker
>hooker fucked thousands

lmao absolute fucking faggot
you are everything that is wrong with this world, mate.
all memes and jokes aside, you should probably kill yourself

I have no idea why I laughed so hard, I just imagined this fuckin bizarre scenario of autism

>Driving around in me lorry for work
>See street corner filled with slags
>My co-worker leans over and says "Mate, I bet that sluts poosay tastes like fookin huney" and he laughs hysterically
>I didn't realize he was joking
>Approach her after me shift
>Mam, might you accompany me to the back alley for some services?
>She wipes the crust off her mouth and pounds a swig of Listerine
>Yeah, I reckon I'll be good for a go, rates 50 key-lo-grams for oral
>Fantastic, m'lady
>Pays
>She kneels down
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone and wiggle between her legs and lift my head up to lick the vagina
>She seems perplexed initially
>After I get through the outer layer of hardened semen, I reach the vaginal fluids
>It's not honey

>Eat out a hooker.
>no stds
pick one
>mfw
include me in screencap

For those saying that women who engage in prostitution are fucked up already, I contend that you can get just about any woman to do it if the money's right, and legalizing it will just make that probability higher.

I dated a woman who had a doctorate, made 150k a year, and we did a couple of little sex videos of her blowing me and of her playing with her tits. She asked if she could make money putting these videos online and I explained that we would have to do a lot more videos and even then it's pretty hard to make money off porn these days and that she would probably have to camwhore. Her only objection was showing her face, but she was pretty much willing to do anything with a mask on that might make her money. She was also oddly (for her) interested in the whole aspect of having people gifting her shit for videos as a camwhore. This woman made 150k a year in a respectable job and her eyes lit up at the thought of making money with her pussy. Legality will push those types of women over the edge.

I think it should be legal, but the point is that even the most respectable women want life on easymode no matter how much they talk about being respected for their achievements and not being objectified.

Pham wtf is wrong with you?

Did you eat out her ass too?

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sounds like they got lucky. that's life.
some women become whores, some become trophy wives, some apparently become high class escorts. at the core, it's just various kinds of gold diggers, and i don't really care.

women using their natural assets to extract lots of money and power from thirsty betas isn't a new thing. history is full of it, it has always been this way. it's what women do. no point in getting angry at it.

Sell pot

>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone

You stuck your face into a biological weapon m80

Made me fookin gag

I am a doctor and I don't even make this much. Jesus Christ.

>She wipes the crust off her mouth and pounds a swig of Listerine
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone
Top laff

did you just come up with that on the spot
your fantasy must be a treasury of creativity

Pot doesnt make money, unless youre pushing pounds and pounds of it to the smaller dudes who sell the smaller quantities.

>no point in getting angry at it.

but I'm not angry over it Bruder, it just really made me open my eyes about this whole thing...

I myself would never pay for a prostitute.

>$5k a week
I call bullshit. Only those high end vegas strip ones make anywhere near that much.

kek'd

>I am a doctor

move to the USA.

Bet you could taste that for a week.

>look on backpages
>tons of hookers for anywhere from a hundred to two hundred an hour
>five a night, five days a week
>2500 to 5000 a week

I'm not sure if they actually get that many, but seems reasonable.

1. illgeal Drugs
2. Arms dealer

it is propaganda.
the kikes love to talk about how much hookers make because it gets more young girls into hooking.
the fact is most hookers don't make shit and they end up addicted to drugs, filled with disease and then murdered and left in a dumpster.

being a hooker is never going to make you happy.

I really hope you're role playing as a retard and this isn't true. If not, jesus chist user.

I make $51,000 a year in the military and didn't even graduate from high school. 30 days of paid vacation a year, holidays off, get to travel and see the world, shoot guns, 90 to 150 minutes for lunch depending on if we're doing training. Then I get free college after I get out. Shits so cash.

well I guess it depends on volume.

If she gets fucked for 50$/h she needs to get plowed 14h a day per week.

>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone

Fuckin dying over here

nope,

do some research mate, a GFE escort can make up to 5k for 4 hours of ''work'' easily, if she's a 6-7/10.

The best looking ones will charge even more

myntmodels.com/escort-model/felicity-worthington/

check the ''fees&rates" table

and notice we're talking about the ones who are paid the least there..

Also

>but you were talking about hookers not GFE !!

Fine, the girl in the article did say it was tiresome because she had to take so many showers her skin was beginning to peel, but come on m8, for 5k a week....

>niggers
>slave hourse
>americans
>get shot
Why would I ever want to go to the US?

Wallstreet trader.
10k a day ez.

Those are much more prone to leading you towards certain death than Prostitution.

Reminder that's only possible from how supremely shallow and pathetic men are.

Their "careers" are short, so in the end it balances out

There is a huge fucking difference in sucking 5423 random dicks in a fucking alley and sucking one dick (that you would suck anyway) in front of a camera in your own home.

I actually fucking gagged

Let me guess. She used received pronunciation?

that's 4250 a month (before or after tax?)

Seems low for the USA depending where you live.

>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
Gigolo. If you don't want to bang the old fatties who are tossing money at you being a waiter or bartender is pretty fucking awesome too.

1st post 1000 penises post

How feasible would it be to rob a hooker or escort?

Obviously you'd need to watch out for pimps and bodyguards but I think it'd be fairly easy.

Just knock her out, steal her shit, make sure she never had your real name, maybe wear a wig and fake beard or something to disguise yourself.

Being a good goy slave has its perks.

What rank?

This based comrade know what's up

How pathetic do you have to be to pay 5k to be seen with a women.

Are you fucking retarded hue?
What part of (do you live in?
Hookers have pimps that take almost all of their money, if high class escorts they need bodyguards that are expensive thugs that end up pimping them and taking their money.
Just w8 until your neighborhood gangbanger/cartel/mafia hears about it and enjoy your 5k a week dept

iktf breh

t. 7yr vet

for money, only. Doctors make much more there.

Make the amount you're happy with then go back to the Netherlands.

And it's not like the USA doesn't have some decent places like Vermont.

>Eating out a hooker

For your own sake and health I hope this a troll.

Sounds like every man with a trophy wife.

I've always wanted to fuck a hooker from behind and half way through take off the condom. What are the chances of pure aids?

better have betas fucking whores than shooting up schools.

>What is HPV
Enjoy mouth cancer, friend.

After taxes. It's not a ton of money no, but for someone with no qualifications it's a hell of a lot better than flipping burgers. Also free medical for me and my family. Wife gave birth earlier this year and didn't pay a dime.

>Their "careers" are short, so in the end it balances out
They start out making a ton and after a decade they make like 1/100 of the original wage.

What a career. Is there any other job where you make less money as an artisan then an apprentice?

How's AIDS treating you?

Russian Victor still alive, made regular contact in person with african warlords and dictators Has been caught now.

>4250 a month
>low for the USA

Ummm, WUT?
That's over 25 bucks an hour.

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That flag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M DEAD

You are an idiot. They are not going to bring their bankroll with them to meet you. Unless you intend to rob for sex, which is just straight up rape and you will deserve what you get for doing it.

>it was in the thousands
I mean if she does like 3 guys a day thats over a thousand a year, not that hard

E-4.

king beta orbiter has spoken

Rip user's tongue

So do they pay for your Uni? Can you choose what you want to study?
how does that work?

Added you flag.

Low chance of AIDS, moderate chance of HSV-2

>prostitute detected

I'll pay you 20CAD to let me put my poutine in your moose knuckle, syrup peddler.

This.

Not to mention, you can only do this for so long before your age gets in the way and brings your prostitute career to a screeching hault. Good luck getting anybody worthwhile to marry you either- nobody wants a used up, prostitute cum dumpster as the mother of their children, and with the internet these days, good luck hiding your past.

So next thing you know youre 30 years old and have a useless Resume that consists of only fucking strangers for money for the past 12 years. Of course, a smart woman could do this and potentially invest the money she made from prostitution into a smarter, more lucrative career choice, but we all know women arent smart enough for that, nevermind a prostitute.

>Wife gave birth earlier this year and didn't pay a dime

grats m8