How come futsal isn't more popular among burgers? It has the things they're complaining the most about in football:
>more goals
>stop clock
>no offside
Handball as well, since it's the same but with hands and an even higher amount of goals, 50ish a match.
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It's also the secret about of our great footballers. There are futsal courts everywhere in this country. All the Brazilian played futsal at some point. It refines the dribbling part of your game
any sport filled with dyel manlets is for europeans and women
>not watching sports women happen to actually be good at
Are you a faggot?
still not dumb enough for american brainlets
>I can only watch steroids-infused """""""""sports"""""""""
Americans like BIG men, right?
And no diving because there's no tackling and the floor is hard, don't forget that.
The problem with handball is that the ball goes too often from one side to the other, just like defenders in soccer. At least, futsal gives joga bonito.
It will be a thing in the USA as long as it becomes an olympic sport (five-a-side astroturf and beach soccer missed too)
>handball
>DYEL
as opposed to twinks, yes ;)
Well ackshually, there are currently plans to start a fully professional league. They're still working out logistics and those sorts of things.
What you consider "twink" is just someone with normal wait, amerilard. Also the average height in football is 5'11"
*weight
>5'11
>not manlet
>this teen tier body is a top soccer player
your sport is fucking gay, just accept it
>wanting the burger shitposters in other sports
why?
it doesn't have enough variation due to the size of the pitch and the surface. there are no great bursts of pace, aggressive tackles, last ditch defending, goal mouth scrambles, brilliant crossing.
i prefer to play futsal and even five-a-side to proper footy, but watching 11 a side will always be superior.
It is played by a lot of people. Problem is, it's seen as an offshoot of soccer, therefore bad.
Dude, there's nothing gay about being normal weight. In fact real men don't care about being jacked. Also there are drawbacks to Neymar's shape. He looks weak sometimes when he can't dribble. He dives a lot and people hate that as well. His physique isn't universal in football.
For example, BR ronaldo was thicker. Look how he just ran past everyone:
youtube.com
They just care about men in steroids and tall niggers
Hey ape, stop feeding the amerilard, we don't want him sharting over the whole thread.
Because those sports are fun to play but boring to watch.
because americans love their athletes like this
Jewish men?
They don't really care about any sort of football that their Jewish overlords don't sell to them.
t. literal creator of israel
the great thing about footer is that players can have all kinds of physiques
official futsal is fucking shit m8, the ball goes out every 5 seconds.
pic related is the superior version.
Le 52% 6'4/350lbs said, implying he is DIVERSE and implying more height is good, more weight is good