Be german

>be german
>take a shit
>inspect it, smell it, feel it, taste it
>invite your family to take a look at it
>"Ah, Hans, das ist eine wunderbare Scheiße!"

German quality control is why their engineering is superior

>das ist eine wunderbare Scheiße
stupid German gender grammar

I REALLY like this post

german ''''men'''' piss like girls

ebin post :DDDD

>be finnish
>be obsessed with German shit
>post thread every day
>think of German shit every day

>Americans shart in mart
>Many have German heritage
It all makes sense now

THIS

German man why don't you stand when you pee? Even squatting on the toilet like a chink would be acceptable, but you sit down like a bitch

What the fuck is that,Do germans take a shit leaning towards the wall?

True evil German toilet I can't believe how many Spaniards with a PhD working as bartenders in Berlin have to deal cleaning that polystyrene euclidean monster.

People must be informed.

This. Stupid threads for schoolidiots.

why do murrican men shart in mart?

>take a shit
>shit is so long, it almost reached my asshole from the toilet floor

it is more polite when house guest comes and he sits when he pisses. Otherwise we have to clean piss from seat etc.

If you are happy with cleaning up your friends' piss then fine but I'd rather they sat down like civilised people and kept it nice

What if they could simply lift the ring of the toilet and aim for the big hole there? it won't be as dirty as you think because the stream will fall into the toilet water.

>His "country" doesn't have mandatory scheiße inspections

both of these

Well if you had more water in the bowl, you wouldn't have to worry about it.

>be german
>can inspect your own health by just looking at your shit

>be rest of thw world
>pay doctor a gorillion of shekels to tell you that you're fine

I do stand while peepeeing. For several reasons.
Don't want to touch the disgusting toilet with my beautiful ass, it's more comfortable and saves a lot of time.
I have shit aim tho, don't tell anyone

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>can inspect your own health by just looking at your shit

You say that like you can't look at the shit while it's in the water. There's no reason to have a turd-shelf if all you use it for is to "inspect".

>there's no meme about German's fascination with shit
I wonder who was behind the Amerimongrel meme....

men that piss sitting down aren't men

I actually got one of these in my flat. Found it strange myself.

Our German heritage

>we suck because we are you, yeah

embarrassing

>>smell it
I guess you can really smell it more if it's not in the water.