My wife said I could bang I famous person 1 time, and she would forgive me, but I have to pick them in advance...

my wife said I could bang I famous person 1 time, and she would forgive me, but I have to pick them in advance. Who should I choose?

I'm partial to blondes and boobs.

Keira Knightley

either blake or winnick, obviously

boobs, I says

Chloe Grace Moretz

>my wife said I could bang I famous person 1 time, and she would forgive me, but I have to pick them in advance. Who should I choose?
It's a trap. It gets her thinking "he's got a free pass" you're cucking yourself friend.

Not even Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray would touch your ugly nigger ass.

You didn't specify the sex. Bang the Goose

user, that a trap, what you do is after thinking about it, you tell your wife that there no one you rather fuck, and fuck her brains out.

>How about I just fuck you in the ass and we call it even?

choose a famous pornstar that escorts and actually do it

Blake Lively best gossip girl girl

fpbp

Make her squish her boobs on your cock

Alright, so there was an episode of Friends with this premise. And Ross made a list of people he would fuck. And one of the people on the list was Dorothy Hamill. Idk who that is, but I looked her up and she's pretty qt. Anyways, everyone else looked at him funny for choosing her. Can someone explain the joke to me, I don't understand.

IN ENGLISH, DOC

trap maybe?

There's an episode of seinfield where George fakes a story about dating Marissa Tomei, I never got why they used her for the joke except maybe that her name sounds kind of funny

>Tfw totally wouldn't mind swapping but wife isn't in to it

She was considered very hot and also Jewish. I am fairly sure it's just someone Larry David had a crush on in real life, that's the source of most George jokes.

Alice Eve

she's still pretty hot for her age user

boioinnng

Forget your preferences, Blake Lively will never happen in a million years. Be reasonable, pick someone you have a chance with. I'd say pick Bella Thorne, and then just carry around a gram or two of coke in case you ever do meet her.

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fuck, let's aim lower and say lindsay lohan, I'm sure you can lure her in with a dime bag

Fuuuuck, one of my students is going to be a dead ringer for her in a couple years.

Wasn't she his cousin in the show?

>"Don't do it, Peter."

What did she mean by this?

>I'm partial to blondes and boobs.