Real Madrid vs. CD Leganés

Why is there no match thread? Come in here and laugh a bit at Ronaldo with me

Refs at spain are joke

>Poonaldo

>Tapnaldo

>Wagenaldo

>laugh at ronaldo
>he's not even playing
obsessed

lmao

>Kovacic

>being this mad

>ronaldo cant even get a starting spot against Leganés
ahaha wow

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>not even a yellow
he wasn't even going for the ball, he was just pushing the other guy

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>he's watching the game
>delusionaldo

it was nothing

>Asensio
>GOAT

tip toppity kek

He's just a blooter merchant, his overall play is quite disappointing and you can clearly see he was training at a Segunda/Segunda B club.

Just a btec Coutinho.

They aren't even showing this in my network because Real Madrid are so bad

hi leaf, you take your medication today?

What tactical changes will Zidane make at half time?

But but spee told me he was better than MESSI at 21

Shout VAMOS at a higher pitch

Modric and Benz in

I just asked my coach ZZ what to do in the 2nd half. He just told me to vamos, vamos!

change clapping tempo

Gets up on a tiny bench before yelling "Vamos, vamos!"

did he clapped at you too?

why doesnt real sign hurensohn

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Zidane just told all of us to vamos in the 2nd half. We'll make it Z said.

They already did, he plays midfield besides Modric.

Shhh don't say it out loud others may copy our tactics

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QT

post webms, malaysiabro

SAES

The best player in history can't start against Leganes. Sad!

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>Malaysia

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Mmm... underage tummy nyam nyam

El gol no quiso entrar pero jugamos bien SAES

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Hot take: Malaysia is Sup Forums's Shadman
I miss machinejew though

>real madrid thread has a hard time reaching the 50 posts

OHNONONONONONONO

Malaysia get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is a meaningless game
they should've lost against 3rd division Fuenlabrada or 2nd division Numancia
just a bunch of refball and penalties to get past them

her twitter?

Customers are only around for their "big" games

it's a meme cup game nobody gives a shit

post 49 here.

sad!

lmfao what is carvajal doing

being a cunt as usual

Post 50 get for Sup Forums

no hes at rasenball™ you toothless monkey

if Madrid loses this, is it the end for Zizou?

I hope so much that Leganes will meme their way to a win

remember when people thought RM had the brightest future after signing all these "talented" youngsters?

>first leg of the cup
second leg tsunaldo will come and score 6

Explain his philosophy in one word or less.

>0 shots on target against Leganes
>"""""Royal""""" Madrid

i hope Real Madrid lose this weekend and are in the Europa league spot

*claps*

they are talented, just
1. coach is useless
2. the "rotation" of Yazid consists of "yeah, copa time, so just fuckin put all the youngsters who didn't play for weeks at the same time and without experienced players"

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Españoles, reportense.

Fuenlabrada aqui.

Against Memeportivo?

Halal at least had the decency of only losing to upper table teams so far.

vamos

pls no
we don't have that many memes left ;_;

>we need goals
>better put a forward... *looks bench*
>shit I didn't bring one

real madrid B is playing like shitty epl teams

This is embrassing, madrid should just disband as a club

Vazquez is just not good enough. Bring back the prophet James.

Leganes will somehow meme their way

you should disband being unemployed, Pedro

>1-0
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

Why doesn't Zidane bring James and Morata off the bench?

maybe I'll claim refugee status in your country to get sweet welfare and german girls

>Morata
>scoring

they're not into spanish neets, sorry

why would I even work, my family has homes to rent, I'll kill myself before I contribute to this nation with my taxes

lmao you wish Kevin

Underrated

Shouldn't you go sleep already so you can work better tomorrow and contribute to the german economy? Those refugees need your taxes you know

Bernaleo aqui

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Has a team ever won the Copa Del Rey and gotten relegated?

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"you guys know i dont know tactics. please dont do this to me"

It's quite normal for second divison teams to win the cup in every country once in a while.

Zidane looks like he doesn't care anymore.

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VAMOS VAMOS

why does he have a boner

his loverboy will never be reaclled for the nt

>Oui, Cristiano is on his toes again.

Real is going to lose this one right?

doesn't matter
it's a two legs thingy

your digits confirm late 91' goal for lega

>can't even score against leganes
Ronaldo is finished

shitting on the field really means you don't give a shit