MADRID

The best city in the world

Big enough to have everything without being overwhelmed.
Dense enough to not get bored.
Friendly and alive locals.
Great transport, food, and culture
Tons of museums and history
Surrounded by beautiful landscapes, snowy mountains in winter.
Beach in 90 minutes of comfortable high speed train, without the toxic beach culture

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i heard it's full of criminals/shitskins

Barcelona is better

A rich house in Madrid. Living there, enjoying the 4 stations, Spanish culture... it doesn't get better than this.

Only the best of Australia can compare, but of what use is living in a mansion if you wake up with a spider in your shoes?

i heard it's full of muzzies

Not as much as Sweden

You are more smug than the fucking frenchies and that is hard.

Apart from the three museums, there is literally nothing interesting in Madrid

the locals there do seem like arrogant/pretentious twats