>Amy Schumerhas revealed how two previous boyfriends had sex with her without her consent - the first taking her virginity at 17.
>She said: 'My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway.
>'It was like, And then I looked down and realized he was inside me. He was saying, "I’m so sorry" and "I can’t believe I did this."'
>'I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored', she said.
That word, like racist, has almost lost all meaning.
I'm not into this feminist shit that if you are in a consensual sexual encounter, and at some point the person takes it a little farther than you are willing to go, that it is "rape".
It's very minor sexual assault. Not that it's ok, it's just not rape.
Anyways Amy Schumer is basically societal detritus and every time I hear one of her (((opinions)) I consider it rape to my ears.
Landon Baker
I don't believe there is a situation where this pig wouldn't have put out. Nobody would literally need to rape her.
Jayden Howard
Also, as a man, I've been in several sexual situations where if our genders were swapped I could have pressed charges for rape or sexual assault.
Women need to quit bitching about every shit sexual encounter they have.
Christian Fisher
I agree. Also, I reckon it'll turn out to be absolutely false like that time Dunham said she was raped.
Schumer was clever enough to avoid any real identifying pieces of data, however.
Liam Ramirez
Damn that's a bloated kike right there.
Joseph Nelson
People would rape that???
I think she may have been having a nightmare.
Nicholas Campbell
I find it hard to believe anyone fucked that by choice.
Anthony Ortiz
>Amy Schumer >she We all know that's a trans guy. Am I right, fellow BOI PUCCI lovers ;)
Ian Cruz
She was probably a qt when she was younger, but chuby chicks lose their cuteness once they hit 21 and over 180.
also I don't believe her.
Noah Russell
I don't believe the first time was rape.
Owen Butler
>fat girl was raped >grows up to joke about being a slut
too bad the first one didn't kill her as well
Lincoln Watson
>Looked down and he was inside me
This fat cunt is so full of shit it's laughable. Fucking rape is penetration by force, there is no looking down and "whoops, didn't even realize you were in there". That's why there is physical proof of real rape; there literal tearing of the inside of the vagina for fucks sake
>My first sexual experience was not a good one. Therefore it is raped? If the guy was raping you you wouldn't just let it happen, you'd fight back, this is some cry for attention.
Ryder Baker
Amy Schumer is a liberal, they NEVER lie! This proves that rape culture really does exist!
Jaxon Morris
To be fair, it's probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Parker Torres
wow how convenient that every histrionic female """""public figure"""""" has been raped
fucking white men and thier rape culture
Jeremiah Nguyen
newsflash, consensual sex creates the same tears are "forcible" rape there is no difference in "evidence" in either case you can't actually tell which is which.
Eli Jackson
Reminder that she raped a guy and bragged about it in a speech to feminists.
William Jenkins
>Retroactive rape
What the fuck is up with women and redefining their experiences a long time after they happen? They have this magic ability to completely rewrite their memories if they want to years after it happens. They can just decide a moment was terrible even if they enjoyed it when it happened.
Evan King
Is that why she revels in males getting part of their dicks chopped of as "normal"?
>fat people problems >ugly people problems >Hollywood kike shill problems
LOL, don't care.
Juan Young
...
Liam Baker
Looks like she wants attention again
Cooper Carter
>He was saying, "I’m so sorry" and "I can’t believe I did this."' He saw her face
Evan Peterson
Finally, she's fucking funny for once. She should re-enact the entire thing and broadcast it on national tv.
Jordan Adams
True. But for the first time it should have been more like a bratwurst at least
Hudson Mitchell
>be naked with boyfriend >be surprised when he wants sex
She more of a dumb bitch than I thought
Thomas Edwards
Wasn't she open about raping someone once to a big audience? Didn't she end up fucking some guy whilst completely sober and he was totally shitfaced or something?
Charles Clark
Yeah, I don't believe her desu. She's just a joke-stealing talentless pig who gets high on playing the victim. Plus, who would risk jail to fuck that!? youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
Jacob Ortiz
yeah right, because this thing is so fucking desirable that someone would actually want to have sex with it
i'm still not convinced it's actually a female
Mason Jackson
>This fat bitch
She's supposed to be a comedian. I never hear about her comedy. I don't know a single bit of hers, and I've watched her perform.
All I hear about is fat shaming, or misogyny, and now her "rape."
Never heard about this much about Seinfeld. We didn't know anything about his private life. We didn't want to know anything about his private life. He didn't have a private life.
William Moore
I was dating a chick. She ended up surprising me with a kiss one night. I was not expecting it. She never asked for my permission. This is rape.
Blake Stewart
Wait a sec, didn't she rape some dude?
Hunter Reyes
Amy Schumer looks like that!?
Thomas Murphy
I'm crying at my desk while typing this. I'm literally shaking right now.
Grayson Baker
can anyone shoop that pic to make her look "attractive" if that's even possible, would trigger the sjw's
Liam Moore
>'I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored', she said.
Not listening to what Amy Schumer says is probably the best thing you can do when encountering her.
Aaron Powell
I'm not touching those quads
Aaron Mitchell
>boyfriend >sex without consent IF YOU ARE MARRIED OR HAVE A BOYFRIEND THEN YOU'VE FUCKING CONSENTED CUNT
Ryder Taylor
No. Just her sister I think. But it's ok because she's a feminist
Carson Clark
>Someone desperately wanted sex with Amy Schumer
I find this hard to believe for that reason alone.
Who the fuck would want to rape this fat, ugly cunt?
Dominic Allen
as if anybody would fuck that thing might as well just shag my sofa, it's probably lighter
Andrew Ramirez
her face looks like a barbarian's
Jeremiah Carter
Put a trigger warning on that, shitlord. My first kiss was when a girl pushed me up against the wall and started making out with me without asking permission. I'm still in therapy because of it.
Austin Nelson
>Buzzfeed article >Assholes on 4chinz make Amy schumer "more rapeable"
Colton Barnes
Sadly , this.
Asher Ramirez
Some guys fuck fat chicks because they are easy. Now she's just playing the i-didn't-know-any-better-but-the-guy-new-what-he-was-doing to me. Now she thinks she can win her virtue back.
Wyatt Brooks
Who'd she steal these stories from?
Parker Miller
done
Nathan Miller
Black guys will fuck anything.
Luke Evans
>I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again. this level of Judaism can only come from a woman
Jace Hall
>PEOPLE ARENT BUYING MY COMEDY SHOW TICKETS
>I KNOW ILL SAY '''''''I WAS RAPED'''''''''''
wew so brave lad
Sebastian Jenkins
FPBP
Lincoln Howard
Like throwing a bratwurst into outer space
Carter Foster
>Puerto Rico confirmed for having a barbed cat cock
Aiden Moore
I'm always surprised that someone was willing to stick a dick in her.
Since this was "rape," did she struggle and try to get away from her "attacker"? Did she push him away or fight? Did she say "stop right now" out loud?
I'm guessing she finally feels guilty for her slutiness now that she's up against the wall. Still rationalizing her poor life choices to the very end like a true child.
Nathaniel Sanders
>be me, Amy Schumer >spotlight beginning to fade >claim rape to gain a surge of media attention and support from my fanbase of entitled middle class whores >profit
Wyatt Stewart
>And then I looked down and realized he was inside me Couldn't have been her first if she was that loose
Henry Long
who??
John Morgan
>First time she made me laugh
Am I in the bizzaro world?
Christian Evans
> Amy Schumer: I was raped Good.
Ayden Lewis
>Wait, am I not relevant anymore? >What about all this body-positivity shit I've been doing though? >Hello? >Anyone? >... >I WAS RAPED!
Josiah Kelly
Who cares. She's a fucking pig.
Mason Cox
just make her thinner enhance the boobage a bit ,al round makeover to be sure caption it 'still not rape worthy' or some shit TRIGGERING
Nicholas Reyes
I sense good things from this, user
Colton Nelson
I'd sue that bitch for rape if i somehow end up inside her.
Zachary Jones
That guy was swinging his dick around her cavernous pussy singing "Ring around the rosey, pocketful of posies....."
Owen James
>"more rapeable"
Thomas Cox
What a surprise, bad first experience and she detaches sexuality from emotions and relationships and became a slut.
Jeremiah Murphy
It just so happens that piggy's new testimony perfectly aligns with the new narratives feminists are pushing right now.
>"I didn't really think anything of it at the time! It was only later that I realized how deeply I'd been traumatized."
>"He was like, "oh God, what has my toxic masculinity compelled me to do ohgodohgodohgod!"
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Benjamin Ramirez
I have a super SJW relative. It's my brother in law's wife.
When I said to her that if we label everything 'rape,' even if it's not, such as the Brock Turner case, you cheapen the word. It loses meaning and it's offensive to a woman who has been held down against her will screaming by a man who then forces himself inside her.
She threw a glass at me, stormed away, and the next day sent me a text saying that I should be aware of the consequences of saying things like I did. She wasn't comfortable around me anymore because I must be a closet sexual predator.
SJWs, everyone.
Adam Evans
>I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again
But I thought rape was the single most traumatic thing a person could ever experience?
Austin Hall
>I'm always surprised that someone was willing to stick a dick in her.
Verdict: Unrapeable.
Jaxon Ross
Literally WHO?
Josiah Ross
Please make it stop, I want to get off now.
Ryan Barnes
What's the point of this article seriously? I half suspect Schumer shopped her story around.
Matthew Hill
Brother in laws wife.... so you mean your sister
Blake Thomas
>my brother in law's wife
Henry Thompson
She deserves it desu for that fucked up joke she made about Steve O
Caleb Lee
It could be his wife's brother's wife.
Ayden Nelson
Amy schumer belongs in the oven
Benjamin Powell
She's Carlos Mencia meets Miss Piggy.
Owen Brown
Thats sad.
Levi Sullivan
>fat ugly liberal feminyst whore comedienne claims she was raped decades ago for publicity
to which i hope you replied, ' youre a fucking cretin, lmao'
Leo Cooper
Agreed. My wife, before I met her, was sexually assaulted in a parking lot. Wasn't drunk, wasn't high. Just got jumped in a parking lot and Sexually Assaulted. Even she gets pissed off when these "crazy feminist bitches" as she calls them claim rape for every little thing.
Juan Edwards
Wait now she's stealing rape stories from female comics? Bonnie McFarlane must be pissed.
Juan Thompson
AVERAGE V E R A G E
Nicholas Moore
>Real deal: The actress is now happily loved up with boyfriend Ben Hanisch but admits to fearing that it's not real and that he will leave her >it's not real and that he will leave her
There you have it, she is fucking nuts. We all know women like this, scared their boyfriend will leave them for no reason what so ever.
And then when he does, because of her paranoia becoming too much, she blames him.
No surprises there. No, that isn't rape.
Easton Wood
>My wife, before I met her, was sexually assaulted in a parking lot. Sure she did, i'm certain it was totally non consensual
Daniel Rivera
> I was raped and then I forgot about it for 20 years Yeah, that doesn't sound like rape to me. Also, who the fuck would rape her? Her body shape is plastic 1 l coke bottle, instead of hour glass.
Kayden Davis
Didn't she happily tell stories about being fingered by cab drivers and shit when she used to shit up the O&A show?
Tyler Edwards
>no one gives a shit about her being fat >no one gives a shit about her crap jokes >let me just try and use another card to get attention >I WAS RAPED!!!!
This won't even be in the news in a week. Same with Ms. Chelsea "I had 2 abortions when I was 17" Handler. No one gives a fuck about you being a slut when you were a teen.
Dylan Collins
I hate when a blink and all of a sudden there is a dick inside me /sarcasm
