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Sleepy Tsonga Edition

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KyrGOAT's brother edition.

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no fighting NO BULLY
Previous thread:

I fear the Samurai

Schedule:
Men
11:00 Edmund - Basilashvili
12:30 Carreno-Busta (10) - Muller (23)
14:00 Dimitrov (3) - Rublev (30)
14:00 Seppi - Karlovic
15:30 Schwartzman (24) - Dolgopolov
16:00 Harrison - Cilic (6)
19:00 Kyrgios (17) - Tsonga (15)
19:00 Nadal (1) - Dzumhur (28)

Wamen
11:00 Allertova - Linette
11:00 Kumkhum - Martic
12:30 Kostyuk - Svitolina (4)
13:00 Mertens - Cornet
14:30 Bondarenko - Rybarikova (19)
16:00 Kanepi - Suarez-Navarro
21:00 Ostapenko (7) - Kontaveit (32)
21:00 Bertens (30) - Wozniacki (2)

>struggling with a washed up Tsonga
I'm not convinced.

2nd for karlovic, the true partician's match being played right now.

going on with tomic how rich is he like i don't think he's say rich enough to just live of his money for the rest of his life

>Dad rock
yuck

First for based Henri LeGOATe commentary

anyone watching the end of seppi karlovic

Nick can't hit a forehand as hard as ostenpenko. Sad!

>wake up from my nap
>karlovic and seppi still going
wew

nick unironically has a hunchback

He's not rich at all which is why he was desperate for a 1st round pay cheque.

he's got more than 5 mil in prize money already.

>Dzumhur is practically giving up
Useless cunt

anyone pooing here

He does, its gonna fuck him up as he gets older.

Nick realising that maybe you need more than a serve to win

why did kyrgios mow all those people down?

this meme commentary is truly awful but at the same time it's somehow appropriate for Kyrgios

Feel bad for Karlovic honestly, but he can't keep going like this

>desperate
why did he refuse to play in the WC qualifying tournament then?

>Nick literally struggles against off form Tsonga
>And I thought he could beat Federer

No fucking shit

...

>implying
that doggu is having the time of his life.

Current matches in order of interest:

1. Kyrgios v Tsonga
2. Seppi v Karlovic
3. Suarez Navarro v Kanepi
4. Wheelchair mixed doubles qualifying round 1
5. Nadal v Dzumhur

You guys are extremely underestimating tsonga.

Based Seppi

karloshit BTFO based man who only tries in slams

Why Seppi is so good at 5 setters? Is that a german thing?

ivo no

Pathetic embarrassment to all croats

>tfw nobody gets my joke that kyrgios's doppleganger mowed down a whole bunch of people in melbourne

$7 for an egg sandwich is daylight robbery

Endurance training. Specializes in hot enviroments like these, he's a extremophile

I don't get it

I made the same joke, user. No one got it then either. Shame, I think it's severely underrated.

>Seppi
>German

what part of lebanon is kyrgios from?

All croats are embarrassments of Europe anyway

kinda watching both. or trying to, at least

I keked dw

Anybody else posting from their fitbit inside a cafe?

Im sorry user our media is pure utter garbage so we dont really pay attention to whats going on

maybe next thread?

>they're getting drunk in the commantary box
Please be a 5 setter

Heh, Kyrgios' brother stopped wearing his sportbet shirt after the controversy.

Literally pol-tier joke which is overused already

im drinking at home in the middle of the night

Hey.

He's got a whole lot more sponsor money too

You can try, user. I made the joke a few weeks ago, so maybe it will have ripened by next thread.

tsonga is fat lets face it he's badly out of shape and in the twilight of his career

cheers to that m9

you lads reckon my pee is too yellow?

reckon he got fined for it

>dr.ivo
:'(

...

>Nadal's clothes
JUST

>what is south tyrol
>what is Seppis first language?

Trip on con stravos

Would drink

I could heem every single person in this thread

Not really. His returns are still amazing

You're not drinking enough water. Drink more water friend

Because he was probably still hoping for a WC into the main draw. I wish he was in the playoff because he would've got BTFO by De Minaur.

Kyrgios is literally screaming "shit" and "fuck", why hasn't he code a violation for it yet?

>kyricunt chimping out at the based net
NET MVP

top dad fashion in my opinion

no bully

Aussie battler attitude

Yet he is still beating le the next generation anyway.

>AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>OI OI OI
Fucking cringe.

'cunt' is usually the trigger word for aussies.

would you rather be a hairlet or a manlet?

>A person's first language defines their nationality
Are you actually this stupid?

Seppi is Italian.

I only drink wine

right back at ya bud

BBC in this match. fucking loving it

Tsonga's buttocks are sublime

i'm both.

You want it in a polyshitskin language do you?

Manlet, I value my hair way too much. Also I've had gfs taller than me before (180cm)

as both I'd rather be dead

>people doubted me when I said seppi would win through his quarter
he is very good at the australian open

>these retarded chants in the kyrgyos vs tsooga booga match

DAMIR BREAKS BACK

>thought the wog could win
Well that's embarrassing.

close to striking gold nigga

t. has no national identity kek

dont choke on this kyrgios

Imagine being the meat in a Tsonga and Kyrgios sandwich YUM

Just woke up. What have I missed today?

Why does kyrgios have guys that look like they take steroids in his coaching area?

Hairlet at least you can buy hair plugs

Hairlet for absolute sure.

Choke on my dick faggot

>mini
>break

already /buzzcut/ so hairlet

Kygrios groundstrokes are wta tier