/nfl/ general - PRECIOUS MOMENTS edition

ARZ: David Johnson back to 100 percent health
CLG: Report: Miami open to first-round quarterback
NE: Brady (hand) officially 'DNP' on Thursday
PIT: Steelers promote QBs coach Fichtner to OC
ATL: Devonta Freeman (knee) doesn't need surgery
ATL: Falcons' 'main focus' extending Matt Ryan
ATL: Falcons sticking with Sarkisian for 2018
NE: Rex Burkhead (knee) practicing Thursday
JAX: Fournette (ankle) will practice Thursday
NYJ: Bates 'strong candidate' to replace Morton
DEN: Sanders not charged in sexual assault case
SEA: Avril thinks he can play again, okay if not

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Browns Superbowl 2019

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Vikings and Iggles showdown\

oh god we're both spergs, what do we do when we win? Iggles/Vikings fans, what are you gonna do when you're autistic team is in the owl against the literal GOAT?

I'm scared

If the Jaguars beat the Patriots this Sunday would it be the biggest upset in NFL history?

Not even close.

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IF THIS SHIT HAPPENS I'M CALLING SHENANIGANS AND NOTIFYING EVERYONE.

IF A VIKES V. PATRIOTS OWL HAPPENS THE NFL IS LITERALLY RIGGED

Vikings will get refballed. Them playing in their home stadium would lose them a LOT of money on Super Bowl weekend.

you do realize things are planned on contingencies, such that they can be launched at a moments notice? you are literally looking at a malformed robots.txt. and being a homo.

>fins

If the Vikings lose, is the AFCCG the real Super Bowl?

>Finnish football expert

Nope. I looked this up around October or November for some reason and it listed that they were in SB 52.


That's one hell of a contingency.

It's just an error because it's in their stadium.

Nope it said the same thing for the Patriots

>Solari

whelp. The O-line can't get worse.

proof?

It says it for a lot of teams, ya geek. It says it for the Steelers right now.

the most analogous thing to the Diggs catch is the Jacoby Jones TD against Denver that propelled Baltimore to a Super Bowl win. not everything works like it did for the Eagles bro

And with the 11th pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select, Baker Mayfield, Quarterback. University of Oklahoma

There was still plenty of game to play after the Jacoby Jones catch. Manning couldn't resist throwing an OT pick in the playoffs for another one and done and the Ravens won, but that touchdown wasn't the backbreaker.

The momentum completely changed after the Jones TD and there's no question the Ravens don't win if the TD doesn't happen

Google Patriots Superbowl appearances
Why the Steelers wtf

It doesn't say it for the Jaguars or the Eagles. It doesn't say it for the Saints or the Falcons. Not the Rams or the Chiefs.

Well, yeah. It definitely was the reason the Ravens won, but the game went to 2OT. The Broncos had chances. Brees never got the ball back. There's a big difference.

that user is right, googled "steelers super bowl appearances" and Super Bowl LII is there. you're all just idiots

>"all"
>literally only one guy pushing a dumbass theory and everyone else disagreeing with him

it's just based on odds you fucking idiot

how fucking stupid are you? please reply

pic related, you're GF

kinda pisses me off that the Pats and Steelers are listed, but the Vikes are and the Eagles aren't when the Eagles are the 1st seed.

same could be said for 4th and 26. Philly still had to get in range and kick the field goal but it was still a miracle play that catapulted the team to the next round, and if any team is analogous to the 2017 Vikings it's the 2012 Ravens. same play, same situation, same type of team, same team identity.

If it's based on odds then why were the Vikings and Patriots listed in October but not the Eagles?

who gives a fuck it's just a stupid google search not a fucking prediction, calm your obsessive sperg rage

can you faggots not meme us too hard on sunday

> if any team is analogous to the 2017 Vikings it's the 2012 Ravens. same play, same situation, same type of team, same team identity

I agree. Kind of get an '01-'03 Pats vibe from them, too.

Vikings are listed because it's their stadium, Patriots are listed because they're the defending champs. why are you struggling with this

They just better not try to take this away from my Eagles

anyone else glad the steelers D that talked shit about james harrison got utterly BTFO while he's had impact in both games he's played for new england (exactly as i predicted)

google "cowboys super bowl appearances" and feel stupid

This video is fucking porn. Will we ever see another Moss?

youtube.com/watch?v=lfRAcckQz2s

Methinks you need as much meme as you can get mon frere.

They won't but we will

Shut the fuck up. I didn't say we were gonna lose, I said I'm pissed they don't even consider us even though we're the first seed.

oh did you now. Do you see how much or a redditard you are being? read all your posts.

he didn't even need to jump

it's not google's job to consider you, they're not making predictions you fucking idiot

Yeah maybe cus they are the ummmm host team stadium?? Man the autism.

>no one shit talks the Vikings 3 years ago
>it all started with the 5-0 start
>and then continues to this year
>now half or more of this general LOATHES the vikes

who else /started from the bottom now we here/?

retard, did you read the wikipedia article it links to?

lots of Packers fans in /nfl/ just hanging around waiting for us to fail

>we

>nearly 50 replies in and not a single post about "we the team"

what did this autistic memer mean by this "we"?

Damn guess I angered the Vikecucks and Patfags

Why did we only get 2 years of Brady/Moss? Even then, one of them consisted of Brady recovering from an ACL tear on the worst Patriots team of the Belichick/Brady era.

They were the most fucking OP duo ever and we only saw it full strength for one season.

well played user, your impersonation of a retarded person was flawless

you said the league is rigged and linked to a wikipedia article which is just about the superbowl. you are fucking retarded.

I'm really excited for Championship game weekend. I even think the Pats/Jags game will go down to the wire

>impersonation
Sweaty... .

I literally replied to myself 5 times on this board and 10 other anons followed suit, leaving the thread speechless, are you really surprised to accomplish anything here?

it was sarcasm, user

they both have that potential. PHI's defense against VIK offense is as good a matchup as the other way around. ags pass D is really good, patriots defense is not good...except in the redzone where it is phenomenal.

Jokes on you user, I am retarded

>except in the redzone where it is phenomenal.
Supposedly Brian Flores (LB coach) is responsible for their Red Zone defensive schemes. He's interviewing for the Cardinals HC job.

>tom "the antidote" coughlin slays the pats
>mike "if he dies, he dies" zimmer takes down eagles
boston and philadelphia riot and entire neighborhoods are burnt to the ground with many hurt and wounded

>patriots defense is not good...except in the redzone where it is phenomenal.

What's crazy is that Jacksonville has the #1 redzone offense by a country mile. It'll be fun to see if the Pats can keep them out.

Just realized that a Boston/Philly Super Bowl faceoff with today's internet could give us the best shitposting/banter of all time. They're the same type of fanbase except one is successful.

>What's crazy is that Jacksonville has the #1 redzone offense by a country mile.
because their defense constantly gives them short as fuck fields to work with.

They were 6th in offensive yardage though

Upvote if you want a Patriots vs Eagles super bowl.

xD

They're merely 12th in offensive yards gained per drive. However, they give up about 3 yards fewer on every defensive drive than any other team in the NFL.

footballoutsiders.com/stats/drivestats

Imagine caring about reddit this much

it's funny because this place steals reddit's memes constantly

imagine

just imagine

having a 8 inch dong and being a Vikings fan

that's me lol

>BrAdY hAs No DeEp BaLl

Moss gave Daunte Culpepper the best deep ball in the league, I don't think it's anything to brag about to be able to throw jump balls to him in the endzone.

Still got to be able to get it that far within a 2 yard radius or so.

SEETHING

Brady's deep ball suffered the minute the Pats decided to heavily feature manlet receivers. For some reason McDaniels still loved to call sideline lobs to Welker/Edelman even though they literally never fucking worked.

provide an example for your fucking claims retard, all moss did was give an option to culsalt, culpepper had a DICK of a deepball.

Brady is no deepball expert, thanks to his shit O line, but he gave a few dragons this year to that saints WR.

I think it's pretty certain the Pats will draft a QB this year. Who do you think they'll take?

Looks like pats have NET PPD, OFF PPD, and OFF DSR. I'm not sure what NET PPD "means" (i get it's OFF PPD - NET PPD).

I'll take points over yards every day, Alex. But im not sure that's what this says.

>getting this angry over an objective statement
Culpepper was shit outside of 3 years of his career. Those three years he just chucked it to Moss.

You're one TD away from your sixth ring and this guy steps in your way - what do?

According to PFF, Brady's deep ball was among the best in the league this year and last year.

It's no coincidence that it coincided with throwing them to Hogan and Cooks instead of fucking Edelman and Amendola, but Hogan is white and average and Cooks is still a manlet who struggles against press coverage so we'll probably still never see 2007-level dragons ever again.

wow. you just outed yourself pretty hard.

the only reason you've seen boston neighborhoods rioting, and especially so often as to make you think it's a regular occurance, is because a team won. This is why Minnesota never is on TV for rioting.

all drunk are mad

welcome to adulthood you child

i literally agree that tom has a good deepball

fuck culpepper, he was shit

>Will we ever see another Moss?

Calvin Johnson was better than Randy Moss at what Randy Moss did

>fuck culpepper, he was shit
What the fuck are you arguing about then? My point is that he was shit made better by Moss, dipfuck.

This is one of the worst opinions spouted by faux-experts who think being contrarian makes them sound intelligent. Megatron was great, but some people constantly say this oddly specific exact comment and overrate him.

Yeah, I know. I was just adding on to your point because people say it sucks all the time.

I just said drunks are mad and you're a kid, I didn't really argue against your point

unless you'rewho didn't mention culshit at all?

>ywn have Randy Moss in his prime play for your team again

Feels bad man

It's the same as the Rodgers/Brady thing. You look at their physical ability and yeah, they SHOULD be way better. But they just aren't for whatever reason.

It's a generation of people who give players imaginary attributes like Madden.

whisper '0-16'

that was Rod Marinelli tho

...

>tfw Vikings fan working at an Eagles bar this Sunday

I get asked so often "You an Eagles fan??" with a smug look on their face

What do I do this Sunday.
Everyone is my enemy.

I'm not being a contrarian. Calvin Johnson was better than Randy Moss and it's not even really close when you put their tape against each other.

Antonio Brown is too.

>What do I do this Sunday
Watch your team make Nick Foles look like the biggest dilapidated piece of shit in NFL history

Moss caught 15 TDs a year and made it look so effortless. One of the best WRs I ever saw play.

>Calvin Johnson was better than Randy Moss and it's not even really close
Wrong
>when you put their tape against each other.
Faux-expert reporting in.
>Antonio Brown is too.
Ehh, apples and oranges in terms of playstyle. For what it's worth, I prefer Antonio Brown's style over Moss's even though it's less flashy.