Gosh user we love your accent, where are you from?

>gosh user we love your accent, where are you from?

parts unknown

a-a-a-arizona. fuck any chads lately you fucking roasties. yeah yeah lemme get a big sniff of your fat asses yeah yeah

*SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

Oh yes, I will remember this fragrance. Thank you my dears, I'll be off

>typical arizonan

How they actually talk:
>omg user, you're accent is like so awesome i can't even

Portugal,
we are like mexicans from europe

fuck you faggot

I'll never understand why American women get so wet for European accents. Most of your accents sound just as bad as Asian accents to me.

I think I would freeze up in this situation, outgoing Americans girls are just too much for my social autism

Why they are so fat?

Theyre high EST

it's ok to be fat on the right places, mr hungry skeltal

Because Americans can afford food unlike r*ssians

FRANCE
R
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looks good on picture, but those legs are huge, she probably weights 70 kg, it's too much, looks disproportionate, and it's not elegant for having as a gf

>Europe? In which state is that? Never heard of that city

t. ch*bby lovers

h-herro, i-i from china

think i found the perfect woman for you ivan

>could you repeat that user, we didn't understand a word

Ger... Austria

...

>Je viens de Montréal

I'm actually not hehe

G'day mate!

the one on the left is trash, the one on the right will be mediocre trash in 10 years.
I'm not gonna put up with your shit.
Just because Chad busts a nut in 20 seconds, doesn't mean I will.

Wazikistan, specifically the Flambozule district of Kiddelmengou's inner center also known as Tarchibalarchi or simply T to the locals

The ground beneath her is wet. Why?

Igor

people poured ice water over her

>In rally english: "Yes i'm from finland"

FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

>her

girl on the right has a suspiciously blurry butt

>not saying Liechtenstein or Luxembourg for maximum safety

oh yeah it's a her igor

greece

>rally english

Disgusting

W-well i'm from... *quickly drowns her in chloroform and throws her into the trunk*

finrand

Oh, Austria? That's the place with the kangaroos right?

y-yah coont

Oh jes babi you leik that thik slawik akccent? thik just leik my penos

Yes, haven't you heard it?

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT

>it's a her
It means "dick" in Russian.

...

Even better

B-b-b-brazil. Like you guys from Brazil?

"Nya Zilund"

>You will never lick butterscotch liqueur off of those thighs, why even live.

>You will never lick butterscotch liqueur off of those thighs
I didn't even know I wanted that.

Until now

Sup Sudan, thanks for posting :))))

Where's the snatch clip?

orite luv fancy a nosh on me bollocks

*smacks lips*
I wont tell you

The Greeks of Europe*

No gringa will say that about the Mexican accent.

The land of the midnight sun. [mystery intensifies]

Lies! Swedish accents are so terrible i mute the television every time i hear it. younger generations a little better cause theres so much english in all the media now.

i really like german accents on men tbqh

accents only help you if your voice isn't fucked to begin with

They actually do, you're just a beta

I'M SORRY I HAVE A FUNERAL TO ATTEND

Sorry, Arizona, but you're part of the West family headed by California.

I-I'm french

I'm of Puerto Rican descent

>user
Pronounced "aynon"
Gas the Claps

I would run away, must be a set up for something

I-Italy

I would unironically shag

AMA

She is so skinny because all of the meat on her body went to 1 place only

Who? CHIcanas?

I would love a girl with a nice elegant southern accent

>scands with thick thighs

best of both worlds

isn't that for any nordic country?

no one ever thinks brazilian accents are cute

just one american girl I fucked but she was being polite

Do you drink milk

I hope you mean a proper Tidewater accent, but you won't find that on anyone younger than 60. Non-American posters here seem to be entranced by basic bland southern accents

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I'm from Hell (England)

sssssssssssssstrraaaaaaaaayaaa cuuuunt

*sploosh*

gringas

right 10/10
left 8/10

Oh jaaaa, ze Sherman eggsend is wery pjutifull

this

Kek

There are already Greeks of Europe. They're called Greeks.

I do user, I do. 'Rapido pai, rapido!'

flag looks like it should belong to some commie state

You mean Catalonia?

im from a very distant exotic country you never heard of

>
I'm ashamed about it 2bh, but same
I already fucked a girl just as skinny but with horrible yellow gummy teeth
You're hungry? Are you from Africa?

i beg your pardon

scouser innt haha