New Spider-Man Homecoming Trailer
Stop watching capeshit
HAHAHAHAHAHA
great more iron man...
>Another episode of "honey we spoiled the movie in a trailer!" episode
That's an odd trailer. Like... they just cut things together without any sense of the flow, suspense or... it's weird. It feels like a typical, straight to DVR B-movie trailer.
>Spider-man being bitched out by Iron Man after screwing up
>has his suit taken away
Is this a subtle shot at Sony?
Trailer basically spoils the entire movie
>*quips*
>*shitty CGI*
>fucking RDJ
>*more quips*
>retarded physics
Jesus Christ, they actually managed to make Marisa Tomei look not hot.
Justice League is going to eat this millennial shit alive
Whole movie spoiled
yikes. marvel's getting nervous, kek. they literally spoiled all the cameos in the trailer
So Iron Man really is Uncle Ben
This. Just wasn't that good and gave too much away.
i'm still into it.
IRON MAN GO PSSCCHZZOOOOOOM
SPIDEY MAN GO SHOOTY WEB PEW PEW
CANT WAIT GONNA BE EPIC!
Grow up.
Looks like shit compared to justice league
So the scene where's he keeping the boat together is just gonna be a weaker train scene from Spider Man 2 apparently
Aunt May is fucking fit lads, MILF
You fucked up, lads.
I dont give a shit about these retarded marveltards vs dccucks and I still think this looks like complete fucking garbage.
why cant superhero films do good villains?
theres like.. bane i guess, maybe loki
Its ironic shitposting but in the worst possible way. Comes from le eddit I believe.
hot DAMN
I like movie because Ironman fly and pew pew lasers and say the funny things and Spiderman swing around going spew spew and he say the funny things too.
That looked pretty mediocre tbqh.
aunt may all the way lad
Imagine being so autistic you make a purposely try hard post to look contrarian.
>wow petey why didn't you let the gubments save the people and take care of the villian with a flying death machine!
>no more super suit for u young man!
>But TOOOOONNNNNNYYYYY
Really Marvel
Look at the bulge in those jeans, they can barely contain her huge italian bush.
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what will keaton do?
holy shit i need more mommy/auntie tomei in my life like now
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
*breathes in*
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
DC is going to eat this kid ALIVE
geez sony, "tease" us, dont give it all away.
Needs more quips, I only counted 314. Also can we get some more of the manlet with the $500 beard? His quip game is VERY strong, but the heels are a little off-putting.
Did the trailer just give away much of the movie's main events?
Best shot in the trailer.
After all he's only "pretending" to be retarded. Jokes on us right?
>just be a friendly neighborhood spiderman
>Good Goy! Stop talking about Justice League and pay attention to us
>look, they're all in the movie!
>i-it's the new cinematic event!
>t-think of this as The Avengers 2017
She never was
that's pretty hot desu
...
u gay bro
When was the last time any Marvel film had any kind of twist or truly compelling plot points? It's capeshit, you're not supposed to take it seriously.
>y-you're the spiderman from you-toob!!!
>whoa!!
>awesome!!!
>*quips*
>NEW YORK!
>*quips*
I fucking hate Americans so much.
When exactly Stark became Peter's mentor?
Vulture will be the sarcastic mean bad man who fly around and go bew bew. Ironman and Spiderman will shoot him with jokes.
is Raimi ghost directing this
Why do trailers spoiler the entire fucking story?
I do like the idea of Iron Man watching over an inexperienced Spiderman though.
Looks good but I got a soft spot for Spiderman, it's the only cape kino I can watch. Even if they are all the same movie.
I mean, fucking spider-man homecoming has a compelling twist that gave away in the god damn trailer.
Why are you surprised? This is your typical Marvel trailer.
>I do like the idea of Iron Man watching over an inexperienced Spiderman though
Pretty sure you've just seen all the Iron Man scenes. They don't have the budget for more Iron Man, but they want you to think there's more Iron Man
Moms gonna freak
Feels like classic capeshit. Might have to see this one at the Thursday premiere, lads; it looks phenomenal. A lot better than that shitty first trailer w/ the nu-millenial pandering by using a MGMT song.
this
Jesus christ what is that piece of shit?
implying marvel fans are disgusting fat fucks
B R A V O. House of Mouse
Dubs confirm
The point is that trailer companies or whoevers in charge of making trailers needs to stop spoiling huge details in their trailers
This isn't the first time this has happened and it isn't exclusive to capeshit either, these people need to learn a thing or two of showing not telling
And what was that? That he loses the suit and continues without it? That he fights bad guys? I don't see what was spoiled.
t. marvelcuckold
dc chads are superior
Why is MJ a nigger?
Fucking Raimiw
AWESOME!
DCucks on suicide watch.
Haha Spiderman say the funny things
Because she is not MJ.
mousecucks will never learn
If anything they made her look TOO hot. That looks like the same white hipster bitch that sucked my BBC at a local art gallery event in the dresser.
He looks pretty chubby himself here
>Iron Man can literally walk out of his suit mid-flight
Are we just to assume that Tony Stark has unlimited futuristic technology now, then? If so, why can't he create 50 versions of Jarvis and put them each in a suit, then do fuck all for the rest of his life?
Honestly would've been a better film with a nignog. At least it would feel fresh, I've seen this 5 times already
>like 13 seconds in
>"whassup guise xD"
>close video
That was fast
>that montage of spiderman torturing black kids in basement and beating them to death with a whip
it was a different time
Because his contract still includes 3 movies
Nice crt television
Wtfuck
>sleek silver sony TV
>not some old ass black clunky Zenith
dropped
How a skin color makes shitty writing fresh?
>I need to take your suit away so you can learn how to fight without it
>IRON MAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
They needed to show a Sony product, that's the latest and the best.
Peter's girlfriend is a nignog
That was cut together strangely.
Because he feels personally responsible for the safety of the world and he has ever since Iron Man 1. Most of the problems they deal with seem to be his fault. Believe it or not, Tony Stark has morals despite being a sarcastic asshole.
>stark comes up with "friendly neighborhood spiderman"
IT WAS HIS TURN REEEEEEEEEE
What's important there is the SONY brand
I won't play along and pretend that you don't know the difference between nignog quips and white quips. He'd have a fresh quip game
D-did they rip off Raimi Spidey at 1:19? Jesus christ JL is going to mop the floor with this shit
is raimi a producer on this?
Keaton looked good as vulture though
No one ITT has pointed out that they literally used the same clip twice in this trailer. Sup Forums's got to be the least astute board on Sup Forums.
It's still would be shit.
>cap comes back way after vhs and crt's are around
what am I missing here?
I never thought I would think "Spider-Man is copying Deadpool" but then that scene happened. They've made Spider-Man dumber than he is in the comics I've read.