Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Naaaaah, nunca vistes un par de tetas antes? Cuantos años tenes?? Dios! Jajajaj, bueno ya fue, vamos a corregir esto entonces! Cerra tus ojos un cacho, banca, y….
ACAA! (BOING)
NOOO JJAJAJA, mira tu cara chori! Dios… Son solo dos saquitos de leche en mi pecho, sabes?? P-posta te exitan tanto? M-mira esto entonces! Mira como rebotan! A cuanto que las queres tocar tambien no Señor Pajero?? Como quieras! Dale asi, todo lo que quieras, no hay apuro. Ya fue, chupalas tambien! Se que queres. Pero tene cuidado eh, que tengo los pezoncitos re duros… Anda a saber por que!
A-a-a–a cuanto que me queres ver la concha tambien! Pajero! Pero boah, si ya llegamos hasta aca… por que no? Ni me puse la bombachita hoy de todas maneras..
Q-q-que pensas? Bah, la tenes re parada, eso lo dice todo JAJAJAJJA. Sos tan patetico chori. A cuanto que es la unica que ves que no haya sido la de tu vieja. Mira lo mojadita que esta!! Nunca estuvo tan mojada. Mira lo que me haces, dios. Sabes como calentar a una mujer. Te vas a tener que hacer responsable de esto eh. No calentes la pava si no vas a tomar el mate!
Daniel Ross
'Eh? Du hast noch nie ein Paar Brüste gesehen? Und du bist wie alt? G-gott! Ahahahaha! Nun, das ändern wir dann besser! Schau mal kurz weg, uuuuuuuund...
>HIER! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! Du solltest mal dein Gesicht sehen! G-Gott, A-user! D-d-das sind nur Klumpen aus Fett an meiner Brust, weißt du? Findest du das wirklich so aufregend? D-dann Schau dir mal DAS an! Siehst du, wie sie hin und herwackeln? Schüttel-die-Schüttel! Ich wette dü würdest sie gerne mal anfassen, oder, du kleine versaute Jungfrau? T-trau dich, los! Spiel mir das Lied deiner Leute auf meinen Hupen! Und lass dir Zeit! Ach Scheiße, lutsch auch an ihnen! Du willst es doch! Sei bloß vorsichtig, meine Nippel sind gerade steinhart! Ich weiß gar nicht w-warum..~!
>I-i-i-i-i-i-ch wette, du willst jetzt auch meine Vagina sehen! Du Perversling! N-naja, wo wir schonmal hier sind... Ich trage eh keine Unterwäsche!
>A-a-a-also, was denkst du? ... Ich denke der Ständer in deiner Hose spricht Bände! HAHAHAHAHA! Du bist so ein erbärlicher Perversling, user! I-i-i.ich wette, dass ist das erste mal, dass du eine Fotze seit deiner Geburt gesehen hast! Sieh mal wie feucht sie ist. Verdammte Axt, wie ein Sturzbach! Hab ich so noch nicht erlebt! Schau dir an, was du mit mir gemacht hast du Perversling! Offenbar weißt du, wie man einer Dame wie mir die Schleuse flutet. Oh Gott. Jude an einem Kreuz! Du übernimmst besser die Verantwortung dafür! I-Immerhin ist es viel einfacher, da etwas reinzubuttern, wenn es so feucht ist! Und ich lecke wie ein Sieb! Also stopfst du mir besser das Leck und zwar JETZT!
Bentley Torres
Exactly how the españolas spoke to me. Quite intimidating.
Robert Cooper
>españolas
More like this then
¿Qué? ¿Nunca has visto unos pechos? ¿Cuántos años tienes? ¡V-vaya! ¡Jajajaja! ¡B-bueno, vamos a arreglar eso! Cierra los ojos un momento, yyyyyyyy...
¡AQUÍ! ¡BOING!
¡JAJAJAJAJAJA! ¡Deberías haberte visto la cara! ¡Jopetas user! S-s-solo son sacos de carne en mi pecho, ¿sabes? ¿De verdad te ponen ASÍ de cachondo? ¡M-mira esto entonces! ¡Mira como botan de arriba a abajo! A-apuesto a que te gustaría manosearlas, ¡¿a que sí, pedazo de virgen pervertido?! ¡H-hazlo sin miedo, toca estos melones tanto como quieras! ¡Tómate tu tiempo! ¡Diantres, chúpa si quieres! ¡Se que te gustaría~! Ten cuidado, ¡mis pezones están super duros ahora mismo! Me pregunto por queee....~
¡A-a-a-a-apuesto a que te gustaría verme el coño también! Pervertido! B-b-bueno, ¡ya que estamos! ¡No llevo b-bragas de todas formas!
Así que... ¿qué te parece? ...Bueno, ¡supongo que esa erección responde a mi pregunta! ¡JAJAJAJAJA! E-e-eres patético, user. ¡A-a-a-apuesto a que es la primera vez que ves una vagina desde que saliste de la de tu madre! ¡M-m-mira que mojada está! ¡Madre mía, esta tan húmeda! ¡M-mira lo que me estás haciendo, puto pervertido! ¡S-sabes hacer que una chica se sienta caliente y molesta! ¡Señor! ¡Mi gozo en un pozo! ¡Será mejor que tomes responsabilidad por esto! D-después de todo, cuando está así de mojada, es mucho mas fácil meter algo ahí dentro! ¡Y estoy chorreando como una gotera en el mes de abril! ¡Será mejor que la m-m-metas AHORA MISMO!
How is this thread still up? Mods don't give a fuck about Sup Forums. (Not that I dislike it this way.)
Isaiah Morales
Lmao it's as if I'm really on /bant/
Gavin Edwards
>rapes her But she tells you to fuck her you dumb idiot
Jaxson Edwards
...
Carter Evans
Mátate.
Ethan Green
Canadian as fuck
We should’ve annexed y’all long ago.
Cameron Morales
cringe af
Matthew Martin
...
Jose Johnson
Plz be in Hongcouver.
Nolan Bailey
>this has been up over four hours I didn't really need proof no Sup Forums staff gives a shit about this board but still
Camden Sanchez
A Japanese girl better say this to me when I go to Japan
Adam Harris
Is this new? Sounds Asian Canadian af.
Kevin Ramirez
When I read it inside of my head she has a manic face pasted voice, this is a bit slow.
Henry Lewis
Do mods even browse this board?
Juan James
Given every thread on this board is circlejerk generals and blatant shitposting, no
Evan Smith
Eh? You've never seen a white American before? And you're WHAT race?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BANG!
AUAGUAGHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, shitskin! Th-Th-They're just sacks of freedom on my body, ya know! Do they really free you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Bonk bonk! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Non-white European Mudslim?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Fuck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my burgers are super tasty right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my gun too! You nigger! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing a d-diaper anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that third-world sling in your pocket answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic subhuman! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you got shot by Muhammad! L-L-Look how shiny it is, too! Our Lord Jesus Christ, it's so fucking shiny! I-I've never seen it this shiny before! Look at what you're doing to it, you fucking nigger! Y-You sure know how to make an American all proud and flattered! Oh, lordy! Oh my God! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this shiny, it's much easier to shoot someone outside! And I'm bleeding from my gunshot wound like a fucking hydrant! You'd better p-p-p-pull the trigger RIGHT NOW!
9 hours later and this thread is still up Sup Forums is such a joke.
Nathaniel Anderson
It's at least somewhat amusing rather 90% of this board which is just blatant asshurt shitposting that mods also ignore
Mason Gomez
Rapeape or An Hiro went full retarded and banned my network from reporting posts, site wide. Yes, banned from reporting. I can still post and make threads, but the idea of having to do their job clearly offends the goon squad more than anything else. The worst part is that shortly after this ISP ban was put in place, one Australian in particular started spamming cancerous Sup Forumsbait threads on Sup Forums. These are never deleted and only serve to further encourage the idiots on this board to shitpost even more. I fucking hate the scum who moderate this site.
Ethan Cook
Rather than*
Zachary Wilson
>It's at least somewhat amusing What are you, 12? This shit belongs on Sup Forums.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>all this complaining Personally I've cum to this thread Twice
Anthony Perry
what a great board i guess this is what happens when he does it for free.............
Owen Allen
Thank for your opinion, your feedback is very valuable to me.
Nathaniel Butler
Thank you. This autocorrect is killing me >hurr durr phoneposter Not on my PC every second of the day
Brody Stewart
It's scum like you who treat all of Sup Forums like Sup Forums which are the reason for legacy and populous boards turning to shit. If you are over 18, fucking kill yourself.
Aiden Long
I'm not the one throwing an autistic shitfit in a thread I could have easily hidden and ignored. Try and virtue signal all you want but you're doing nothing to improve this board
Carter Gray
>just hide and ignore it bro XD except 90% of this fucking board is either threads like this, gay roleplay threads or generals you mongoloid subhuman fucking insecure retard, you excusing yourself for posting on your phone was the cherry on top go and stay go and don't pollute this board with your presence
Alexander Robinson
So throwing a tantrum and bumping this thread is magically going to make things better. I'm not disagreeing the board is a shithole but sperging out like this does nothing besides make you look like an angry retard
You and the Aussie cunt are more interested in having your butthurt validated than keeping shitposts off of Sup Forums otherwise you wouldn't be responding. Even if you're saging you're still causing me to reply which bumps the thread anyway.
The only difference between you and me is I'll admit I'm contributing to shitposting while you shitpost and try to take the high road at the same time
tldr; change your tampon
Mason Martinez
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Ethan Lewis
where were you when Sup Forums was kill (again)
Xavier Ramirez
I like titties
Daniel Price
holy shit, saved
Noah Young
I used to get banned for making semi-relevant threads that were at least SFW. But sure, this stays up.
