/nfl/ general CUM ON MY FACE DADDY edition

MIN:Thielen questionable for NFC Championship
NYJ:Robby Anderson arrested in Florida on Friday
JAC:Tashaun Gipson (foot) questionable for AFCCG
NE:Brady (hand) back at Patriots practice Friday
FA:Report: Haley interested in Cardinals' OC gig
CIN:FA Jeremy Hill not expected back with Bengals
CIN:'10 percent' chance Bengals re-sign Eifert?
ARZ:David Johnson back to 100 percent health
CLG:Report: Miami open to first-round quarterback
NE:Brady (hand) officially 'DNP' on Thursday
PIT:Steelers promote QBs coach Fichtner to OC
ATL:Devonta Freeman (knee) doesn't need surgery

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/dC52u6RWjyI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

:(

Post your Eagles webms!

fuck off, faggot

youtu.be/dC52u6RWjyI

Leave nick foles to me

>Garafolo reporting Brady has 4 stitches around the knuckle area. Brady throwing the ball well.

Who's ready for the bloody glove game?

soon

EDP using his dads Vaseline to beat his meat lmao

Give me a fucking break

>only one sack this season
>only 10.5 sacks in his career

Why should Foles be worried

Yeet

This will be the Brady equivalent of the "flu game"

go ask erin rodgers

EDP is gonna kill his dad once the viqueens booty blast the iggles

Foles doesn't scramble like Rodgers

>jeremy hill not expected back with bengals
good
>'10 percent' chance bengals re-sign eifert?
also good

as a vikings fan i want to see this happen, but idk, i don't have much hopes because it's the fucking vikings

>3/4 teams haven't ever won a superbowl before
>Patriots will be the villains regardless unless beaten by Jags.

>Thielen only did limited practices
oh no...

>Vikings starting safety and slot cornerback both listed questionable
I hope Terence Newman's 39 year old legs are ready to match up with Nelson Agholor in the slot

Leave Case Keenum to us

Good that there's still a small chance that Bengals keep Eifert or good that it's such a small chance? I think if they could keep him around for cheap because he's so injury prone he could be a steal if he somehow managed to start staying healthy

>#Tom Brady’s slick new glove for big game this weekend! Wow! Per Schefter#

They’ll be fine, it’s only Friday.

>Eagles fans think they have no chance
>Vikings fans think they have no chance
Suicideb owl?

Who does Belicheat think he's fooling?

>its only friday
>game is in 2 days

yeah dude they'll just magically get 100% in 48 hours. youre right.

Is Cutty /ourguy/?

It happens literally all the time

Xavier Rhodes is playing. Andrew Sendejo will probably play.

thisGriffen and rudloph is still hurt and they played last sunday

there's still Trae Waynes who improved by alot after the bye week

Got this fun little fact from my favorite website reddit.

"Since 1996, Every NFC Team Has Made the NFC Championship Game Twice, Except Lions, Redskins, and Cowboys (0 appearances for each time)."

>post your quarterbacks who were never the same webms
FTFY

but were they 100%

>but were they 100%
no they fucking wasn't, lmao. you could tell ruldoph was still hurt and griffen was slowed down

>Rhodes being matched up with Agholor and not Jeffery
Vikings are still a ridiculously good defense. I just think that's a matchup the Eagles might try and exploit.

It was determined today that the Raiders didn't violate the Rooney Rule before hiring Gruden.

Who was the assblasted group that brought this accusation about anyway??

Jags = Owl

I personally don't want him back. Nothing against the guy, but he's literally started about 50% of the time. He's a top 5 TE when he's healthy, but the dude can't stay on the field.

SJW 49ers fans in San Francisco

>go into town to find an ATM
>see hawk eating a pigeon that's still alive

I love small town Georgia

it was me

Jesus

really nervous for the Vikings game. I just want it to be over

>There's going to be football in a mere two days time

I enjoyed Class of 3000 too

Jeffery often got the better of Rhodes in Chicago, don't be surprised if Rhodes shadows someone else

OFFICIAL TOP QB OF EACH DRAFT CLASS

*COMMON DRAFT ERA*

1967: Bob Griese
1968: Ken Stabler
1969: James Harris
1970: Terry Bradshaw
1971: Ken Anderson
1972: Brian Sipe
1973: Dan Fouts
1974: Danny White
1975: Steve Bartkowski
1976: Richard Todd
1977: Steve Deberg
1978: Warren Moon(Undrafted)
1979: Joe Montana
1980: Dave Krieg(Undrafted)
1981: Neil Lomax
1982: Jim McMahon
1983: Dan Marino
1984: Steve Young(Supplemental)
1985: Randall Cunningham
1986: Mark Rypien
1987: Rich Gannon
1988: Chris Chandler
1989: Troy Aikman
1990: Neil O'Donnell
1991: Brett Favre
1992: Brad Johnson
1993: Mark Brunell
1994: Kurt Warner(Undrafted)
1995: Steve McNair
1996: Jon Kitna(Undrafted)
1997: Jake Plummer
1998: Peyton Manning
1999: Donovan Mcnabb
2000: Tom Brady
2001: Drew Brees
2002: David Garrard
2003: Tony Romo(Undrafted)
2004: Ben Roethlisberger
2005: Aaron Rodgers
2006: Jay Cutler
2007: Matt Moore(Undrafted)
2008: Matt Ryan
2009: Matthew Stafford
2010: Sam Bradford
2011: Andy Dalton
2012: Russell Wilson
2013: Mike Glennon
2014: Derek Carr
2015: Marcus Mariota
2016: Dak Prescott
2017: Deshaun Watson

no

>Vikings fans think they have no chance
haven't been to /nfl/ in a while, is this true?

>Dak over Goff
Yeah okay

we shit talk a lot but yes we're all expecting to lose

He did, but I still think Rhodes has the best chance to shut him out of the game. And though Rhodes is obviously an incredible cornerback, Agholor (like Michael Thomas) has the raw speed to run by him. I think he would be best used to take away the jump balls and "safe" completions to Jeffery.

>Dak and Goff over Wentz
Yeah okay

>Dak Prescott

>Rhodes shadows Torrey Smith
Please do this Vikings

No we’re not, we’re cautiously optimistic

>prescott
>guaranteed replies

Do you have any match-up reasons why you'll lose or is it based on some suffering principle?

I feel like Waynes would be matched up on Agholor but I don't know how I feel about Waynes in the slot. Dependent on Alexander's health.

>tomlin, lewis, and jackson all have jobs in the AFCNigger division
I didnt know the steelers have only had like a few coaches in the modern era. who was the guy before?
but yeah lets hope these baboons get resigned for another decade. I mean having a cinder block tied around your neck is bad enough when youre in the water, but paint it black and you cant even complain about it.

Vikings O vs Eagles D is gonna be what matters.

Eagles are tremendous against the run, so Keenum will likely pass a lot but the Eagles get so much pressure on the QB, its ridiculous. I feel like its gonna be a low scoring game, neither team will score more than 17 points.

>tfw it feels like your team is already dead

...

we just going to forget about Goof's atrocious rookie season?

Hence my earlier comment on the slot being a way for the Eagles to exploit Minny's D. It all depends on Foles' ability to get him the ball, but Agholor is a big matchup problem out of the slot because of his raw speed. I think Rhodes/Smith will be enough to stifle Jeffery, and they have LBs who can probably run with Ertz if Smith is occupied or Sendejo is out. But Agholor is the wild-card.

I don't know, Eagles secondary have been getting a bit slashed reccently, just look at the Giants Rams and Seahawks games.
We're getting wrecked by rubs and occasional double moves

if the bengals losing a PLAYOFF game due to CHIMPOUT isnt demonstrative enough of my point youre a fucking moron

truthfully it's a poor matchup for our CBs, Agholor in the slot is a mismatch for Newman and Alexander, Jeffery is Rhodes's kryptonite, and Waynes has been much improved but he'll have to keep pace with whoever he's covering. Griffen would be a nightmare matchup against Vaitai if he was fully healthy but he's not, and the right side of Philly's line is the best we've faced all year. I think the Vikings defense can shut down the run and maybe bait Foles into some bad throws but it's not an ideal matchup.

on offense the Eagles front seven is terrifying but I think quick passes and screens can help slow down their pass rush, attacking their secondary which has been vulnerable all year and trusting Diggs and Thielen to win contested catches like they've done all year. Keenum can move in the pocket as well and I think he's gonna need to if he's gonna take some downfield shots.

What about Wentz

Would Guts make a good Tight End?

Wentz was not nearly as terrible the media made it out to be.

>It all depends on Foles' ability to get him the ball
it all depends on hopeful thinking
>but Agholor is a big matchup
but Agholor is a big liability

the only thing they have going for them on offense is jake the make and thats it. pretty sure the vikings can overcome 9 points though.

good thing the Vikings don't have any receivers that are good at double moves oh wait

>YNW Michael Sam

Why didn't the LGBT community protest for him when he got blackballed from the league.

This the reason why gay NFL players stay in the closet with their sexuality because the overbearing homophobia and masculinity in NFL locker rooms.

>but Agholor is a big liability
Last year, this year he's been balling out.

>Agholor is a big liability
What the fuck are you talking about? Stick to Sup Forumsposting.

Slants kill the Eagles DBs.

Double moves are weird, Darby and Mills get burned by them once a game then usually lock it down for the rest of the game and don't get burned anymore...for that game. Next game, it's like they completely forget and it happens all over again.

I'd rather them give up slants and short yardage than double moves and big plays though.

That user's not up to speed. The secondary has been solid for the raiders, cowboys, and Falcons.

could say the same about Jarius Wright, Keenum's ability to get him the ball on third down has been huge for the Vikings offense all year long. I don't think the Eagles have anybody that can cover him in the slot.

I'm pretty sure random capitalizations is sign of mental illness tripfag.

Ask the guy who raped him

If he could play, he'd be in the NFL still. But he couldn't play, and that's why he's not.

Yes.

Patrick Robinson has been one of the best slot corners in the NFL this year. I'm much more worried about Thielen, Darby did a good enough job against Julio that I trust him okay against Diggs.

Easier to catch

Agholor has gotten better each season he's played

you are the worst poster here

I'll give you the Falcons but who do the Raiders and Cowboys have to throw to

>his 2017 stats are better than his 2015+2016 stats
if only CBPOTY applied to people who just sucked

*Steps onto the field*

IMO Maybe Wentz has the better career but I think if you look at it objectively Dak has had a better start

thank you, someone finally said it

ESPN, /nfl/

>2014
>Carr over Bortles
Remind me again, how many post season wins does Carr have?

>Carr over anyone except Johnny Manziel
Jimmy G is the correct answer btw

you

I was really tempted to put jimmy g but he has only 7 starts