How would your family react if you brought home an Israeli gf?

how would your family react if you brought home an Israeli gf?

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meh, she's cute and could unironically pass as Mexican

they would be very happy i got my first girlfriend

My grandmother would love it so long as I didn't have to renounce Jesus for her

I won't be cutting off the foreskin because it's the most sensitive part.

>.05 dollars have been deposited into your account!

If she looked like that, I'd get a pat on the back

most of them would probably be disappointed.

Better than a Nigger or Gook

I honestly don't know, I don't think anyone in my family has ever seen a Jew

File a lawsuit against the JIDF

Probably wouldn't care, my parents are Libs
Post more israeliqts

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Bad because they all hate Israel/Jews.

who is this burned bird

This

thats a nigger

Disowned.

They'd throw a BBQ because I finally found a gf.

>how would your family react if you brought home an Israeli gf?
They would praise Jesus and now their dreams of grandchildren will finally come true!!

>"she may be a kike but at least my boy is not gay"

Some banter from my dad, but not much than that.

Mother would be happy
Dad would make jew jokes probably

what is up with her? She is like a indian/white hybrid

Looks like a Moroccan or Yemeni, who got severely suntanned.

Are they easy? Do they put out if you arent Jewish?

I'm not really the kind of guy who could answer this

well what have you heard? Are they stereotyped as sluts?

my parents would be happy and probably tell me to marry, settle down with her asap.

my older brother with a japanese girlfriend on the other hand, would probably tell me I am betraying our white heritage by marrying a jew.

Well they would be weirded out, but i think that they would be happy that im turning normal or whatever, and had my first girlfriend.

Some are sluts

Some are not

you arent very helpful. You talked me out of going to Israel, sure there are hot arab-jewish girls but no point in going if they dont put out

Israeli girls are so fuckinf hot
Muh dick

semitic slits were MADE for the goy cock

;_;

Too burned

Cute shadow of eyebrows

Israelis girls are like Asians. They are either ugly af or hnnngg

Not really

Most are meh but bangable

You would even fuck a dog.

don't call ur mom like that xd

My mom is one of those christians that worship Jews and Israel so she'll be really happy.

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They would ask me to introduce them to her and would probably invite her to dinner

My entire family would be making jew jokes 24/7 and would probably create a group to share the jew jokes and would not invite me. They love to bully the living shit out of everything I do

>Dad
TOLD YOU HE AIN'T GAY!

*gets jiggy with it*

[singing to the neighborhood about how MANLY and HETEROSEXUAL his sons are]
>Mom
"Oh my gosh you're so pretty! I hear you people are good with money, can you do my taxes please?"

*awkwardly tries to help her keep kosher*
>Big Brother
Does sieg heil behind her while trying not to laugh because he's an asshole
>Little Brother
Says hi and gets back to his chinese cartoons
>Sister
Calls her pretty and tries to get her alone so she can tell her "So uh...how much is user paying you for this? Honey you could do so much better with your life."
>Grandad
Hi-fives me and forgets her name cuz senile
>Grandma
A little disappointed she's not black but glad her grandbaby found someone at last

My mother would be glad that I got a gf and my dad would probably high-five me because he has a thing for med girls.

> Israeli gf?
depends if she is jewish or not

i can send you a pic of me
you can scare them
but isn't your president 1/2 jewish?

I don't have a family.

>pretending that smoke is a BBQ
i see your plan

fucking guess

why would chileans hate jews?
jewish america basically made you almost 1st world

This but without the angst.

No hate just memes about jews. Have you been tested for stupidity levels?

That last part is so hilariously accurate.

yes, and i failed the test
does it mean i am smart?

My father would unironically flip out. He hates kikes with all his heart desu.

Unironically made me think

How were you born?

in general theyed be happy but i currently have a gf

Mom and dad would be fine with it. My maternal grandmother had a Jewish mother (and German father who's family were literal Nazis lol) (Also not my biological grandma, I'm adopted so 0% Jewish according to DNA tests). My dad would be skeptical though after all the ranting I do about Israel and the US's Jewish dicksucking in the middle east. If she was just a cute US Jew they'd both be totally onboard. Her family would probably have great wealth and connections!

They wouldn't mind.

dad is a huge jewaboo and would try to cuck me

he'd also butcher recycled larry david bits and say yiddish words as often as possible

it would be a disaster

>jewaboo
>say yiddish words as often as possible
grim

it's pretty bad. he wants to take one of these meme genetic tests to see if he's jewish.
he's obsessed.

How old are you fucks?

He was spawned on the asian steppes by the magic of Tengri.

24

that's when I got my first gf
don't despair

Every American who dislikes Israel is either a gullible idiot, a barbaric foreigner, or a contrarian prick who thinks he has some "enlightened understanding."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

What kind of American could dislike such an ally?

what a simple and stupid observation
and also im not a pol faggot

hows that working out for you

Well, the missus would be pretty pissed...

they would be pleased for me

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they'd be incredibly happy since my family doesn't care about religion anyway and having a jewish gf is a great way to leave this hellhole and move to israel even if it means i have to "convert" to judaism (i'd gladly do that btw)

my sister would probably get into a big argument about 'muh palestine alboo bloo bloo'

My father would be the only one to care, and even he'd say: no muslim so it's ok

she eventually went insane and then I dumped her for someone better

breddy good so far

You sey it now like i was saying

But whan i come Here i find Israel full of shitskin jews agly evil and full of black Pepole Every whare and the white Pepole are all gone

Big mistike Israel is not white its mixed With muslims Nigers arabs jews arabs muslims arabs from midel East they all agly

And on the other side russians thet dont even care about the jews Here and dont speak hebrow and not even fllowing the jews life following the russian way

The sun Killing you
Girls are feminist
Gays lesbians transexsuals all over the place
No white Pepole
One streat full of Nigers control secend streats russian control other streats jews control teretory and thets how i live Here
The Pepole are simular to turks agly short sabhumans With no cultur
The food is arabic midel eastic
The music is eyal golan the arab With there fucking cry vices
No place to date to hung out to go to opera balet or festivals or nice places to see
Every thing Here build by arabs not jews
No books
No movies
Dont produce Nothing
Sucking american Dick
Work work work for Nothing just like a slave
No one give a fuck about you you die you live no one care

Thets Israel
Its shit dont do My mistike


Only read the books pray 5 time a day take shower get a agly wife thet rabi give u Merry her and die

Fuck Israel fuck jews and there Sabhuman Boring way of life

For Every thing you do you need premision from the zions if zions love you thet Will make you like harvy wainstein

Jews halp only jews remeber it if you not look jew they Will never halp you

And the most sad story You can't change it


Fuck jews fuck Israel

damn son

There's like 3 jews in Finland so it's not really like anyone knows or cares about them, including my parents

What is it with South Americans and Jew-hating? :O

added this to my shitpost folder, thank you pal.

Does 2 dates with the same girl without kiss include me into "had a girlfriend" category?

Big fans of Nazis, also next time don't murder Jesus.

>Sicilians/Anglo/Dutch lineage family
>American citizenship
We're already as close as jews you can get without actually being jews, so no problem at all

praise Tengri

orc on the right ruins the pic

Sup Forums is full of those little brothers.

"so you're not gay" and my half sis training her hebrew for a good hour or so (she's ethnically jewish)

Its known that arabs and jews dont get along well

what is going on in this picture?

Happy.

Italian > European > Anglo > Israeli > power gap > American > power gap > latina > massive power gap > gook > kys and disowned tier > nigger

Hahaha

They'd unironically give me shit for bringing home a jew.

as long as she isnt n*gger my parents would be ok

wasn't swimsuit succubus latina?