It's you user!

It's you user!
>*passes it to you with 5 left on the shot clock*

runs out of bounds and rigges the game

I shoot it

I probably miss it unless I'm really open. In this case theres 1/3 chance I make it

...

...

i pass it to markkanen

Oh annon, you're so funny, you remind me of Sheldon!

what's me? that grammatical construction leaves a lot to be desired, mr. james. it's incredibly vague, and, at worst, insinuates that i am--of all things!--the basketball itself!

>*turns 360 degrees and chucks it into the stands*

> calls timeout

>runs out of bounds to stop the clock
>it works

This show makes me regret my field of study. I someone made me watch this as a kid I would have steered far away from science.

Passed it back to Lebron, he catches it and passes it back to me, this continues until the game ends and we lose.

I'd probably just scream and flop really hard and hope for the foul

>*bricks it*

>saves your legacy

>*opposing novice player from expansion team breaths in your direction*
>*ref gives you 3 free throws*
heh, nothin personnel kid

*slaps it away*
*calls the zookeeper to get this nigger ape under control*

AIRBALL

AIRBALL

>no time outs left and you were reminded at the last timeout

*fakes out defender and kills clock with smooth hesi*
*sinks wide open 3pt dagger*

"y-you too..."

Why did you pass it to me instead of just running up the middle

My name isn't Ray Allen LeBitch.

I'm not saving your legacy today.

*Passes it to LeBum so he can brick the game winner again except this time there's no Bosh to rebound it*

>*throws that bitch out of bounds*
>"YEET!"

i don't even catch the ball

...

>Let’s the ball hit me in the face.

>dribble in between two defenders
>lose control of the ball
>other team recovers
>I flail and look at the ref
>he ignores me and we lose the game

Most realistic scenario

fuck now its even worse

...

>swishes it

>hold it for a few seconds
>go for the shot
>they're blocking me
>it was a fake, i vanish drive into the paint
>another block
>phantom shot
>*wins the supoebowl*

Drive to the basket and try to force a shot. Probably miss but luckily it was the first possession of the game so it doesn’t matter.

>Passes it to the stands where I'm using my phone to call an Uber, because the game is about to end and I don't want to wait that long in the street

That's why that faggot chokes

BAMBOOZLE! :)

>attempt a three
>airball it so badly
>lebron catches and slams it home
>announcers call it a lob and the jam
>our team wins
>everyone praises me and lebron
>pic related