SPICEY

SPICEY

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>named Spicer
>face constantly looks like it has been rubbed with pepper and onion

Potery

Is it now mandatory for the white house staff to wear orange makeup?

I feel bad for him desu, imagine having to justify Trump's bullshit in front of the entire world.

This. I don't know why he does it because the pay can't be that amazing. Every fucking day he has to do this. It's why every press briefing turns into a shouting match about a quarter way through and he looks like he's about to stroke out by the end.

Kelly Anne Conway is married to an Asian guy

Jeff Sessions holding his half-Asian grandaughter. His daughter is married to an Asian guy.

>His daughter is married to an Asian guy.
A pic of the happy family

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yeah but she's hideous she's lucky anyone would fuck her at all

I'm shocked he made it this far.

What wonderful people. Now if only they were competent and rational in government then maybe they'd be likeable.

BARFLY
YOU CAN SEE WHERE THE TEETH STRIPS WERE
IT LOOKED LIKE A PORNO
from the first major supporter of trump

Now remember, Melissa, its not a lie if you repeat enough, so go out there and lie to the press corps!

I will say this for him, "Jeff Sessions" is a very good name. He lucked out in thst regard.

Careful now before Sup Forums comes to try and defend his bullshit.

Don't you dare come near Melissa she's a national treasure

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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It's interesting how the file name is "SeanSpicerSuit". Do you have pictures of Sean Spicer wearing things other than a suit?

By this point Trump's probably just fucking with him by being as outrageous as possible and trying to see what will get Spicer to snap.

Does it count if it's a mobile suit?

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wow, it's real.

I can't be mad at him, he seems like such a nice guy.

Spicey is a gundamfag?

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>manlet

Fuck him.

I pity the guy.

What did he do before this?

melissa obviously

RICED

Does Spicy prefer subs or dubs?

this, but i don't really feel bad for him, he chose it but yeah, he probably has the single hardest job in the world, and considering, he does well. a lesser man would have a heart attack up there.

A roast ham but one where someone forgot to remove the netting before cooking it

>Hey user, at pool now- meet me in my room.

what do

SNL should just make a feature film. Wolf of Wall Street style with Baldwin and co.

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Danny McBride

You guys are grossly underestimating how power thirsty Sean Spicer is.

He probably doesn't want to be doing this shit job, but he would suck dick if it meant he could go into the Oval Office

He would gladly go out and shit on the stage and then yell racial slurs at the shit if he thought Trump would like it

Switch to party to Dems and be free from the spooky ghoul woman

Wait, Trump still has a following? Didn't they realize by now that he bullshitted them?

The cringe has gotten out of control.

Of course he does.

Have you ever even visited Sup Forums or spoken to a polfag?

They don't last long. Trump has gone through dozens of advisers and mouthpieces. Some get burnt out and some Trump just turns on.

I'm assuming Spicer got the press secretary gig because he's hung around longest but it's only a matter of time.

CUTE!

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