Brit/pol/-Active the Entente Edition

NEW CABINET

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

STILL A BACKBENCHER
>Moggy

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880 (embed)

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632 (embed)

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753720863606775809
youtube.com/watch?v=8sd-oNRedzE
twitter.com/kthopkins/status/712253742863753217
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Shes alive

France

my waifu!

ah fuck, I just made the this week thread as well

it's here: if you care

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When England's allies call for aid, where will you be?

Was it revenge for the French talking shit about him?

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CHEEKY THIS WEEK YOUTUBE STREAM
GET IN HERE

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
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>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

Phew thanks user I completely forgot it was on.

SIXTY
I
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Not always.
Maybe in a round-about way, competition between European states made military technology great enough to take over the world, but more often than not, war between Europeans only helped the Muslims (or the Jews) if it helped anyone.

Or do you think the Crimean War was an example of "greatness"?

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right, going toget a bowl of coco pops and enjoy the show

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Update:
>60 killed
>possible gunfight after
>smoke at the foot of the eiffel tower

I mean, he is the head of MI6 now...

"I made it look like it was moslems, please don't tell".

LIVESTREAM FROM FRANCE

well done france, well done, you have finally managed to call off the state of emergency,well done, HOWEVER.

Who else reads /Standpoint/ ?
Pretty patrician

>It was Bojo all along

checking some sweet dubs

Apparently it was British media and cucks who were booing, not the Frogs. The Frogs apparently cheered.

HOLY FUCK

Fuck, I'm going to have to miss This Week.

I don't want to, but this is too big a happening.

twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/753718968947470337?lang=en

lmao

It works on so many levels.

unlucky kentucky

Jesus wept

I've got some noice cashews and a pear.

Has anybody woken Douglas up yet?

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save france, Kek. I beg thee

>60 people confirmed
Fuck...

>literally has nothing to say

Well, I hope you're all proud of yourselves

It was YOUR toxic rhetoric that fuelled this attack

Are Don has spoken

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753720863606775809

>POLICE REPORTING A MAN WITH A SHOCK OF BLONDE HAIR BARGED OUT OF THE TRUCK WAVING DUAL UNION FLAGS AS HE MADE HIS ESCAPE

DRIVER WAS WHITE

I REPEAT, THE DRIVER WAS WHITE

GET IN HERE LADS

THIS WEEK CHEEKY STREAM

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

kek

Little cunt stole my joke from last thread

Just woke up. Is this a serious happening?

Doubles confirm that Kek avenges the Frogs.

>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

Literally burst out laughing at this.

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>completely forgot about QT

fucks sake, was it any good?

nearly paris level in body count apparently.

Yeah. 60 dead.

>Really, Owen? Really? Nationalism right response? Right now?
kek

The laziest slactivism I have seen.

Well done Owen

literally just heard about the attack what happened?

Wasn't on tonight. Not because of France, just on holiday.

that's a large amount of virtue

I hope he dies of fucking aids, the cunt

No Question time, it's on holiday.

Fucking unwatchable mate

>the countries with the highest muslim populations have the most terror attacks
ISN'T IT FUNNY

Not on over the Summer m8. Prepare for TW though.

Off season m8te, returns in September

FREXIT
FREXIT
FREXIT

>>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
Damn son. May confirmed for closet Brexiter.

Fucking with our Johnson, we expose their pussies

ah right sound

> This Week but also Nice attack

Can terrorists stop being so inconvenient.

Wonder if Are Nige knows what's going on, isn't he going to America today?

Final death count estimate?

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

I expect the French state to react to this with the utmost urgency. Candles will be lit, songs shall be sang, and a stupid fucking symbol will be put on T-shirts and sold by kikes that somehow makes all of this better, and of course, let us not forget the walk, where impotent fuckwits hold each others arms stand still for a moment of silence, hell, lets go nuts and make it two!

You scared Islam? Yea, you wanna be, cunt.

Just me or are BBC massively playing this down?

>keek
if you pronounce it this way un-ironically, please gas yourself.

IZZY IS ON BBC NEWS

>Boris Johnson's first incident to deal with

GET IN HERE LADS IT'S ABOUT TO START

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

THIS WEEK ON IN 3 MINUTES

60 currently, will probably rise to 80.

Yes, I'm in a dilemma over what to watch now?

he was on about kik not kek

Did she make it out alive?

thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=8sd-oNRedzE

>just put my peace playlist on, if only :'(

Don't worry lads, Spotify will fix it.

avenge them kek

>tfw blocked by owen

It's a good feel, but what did he say?

Landslide

More like have to appoint Leavers or get fucked by Brexiteer electorate.

>2 MINUTES

So these are bullet holes, right?

She's talking on BBC News atm

She's on BBC News now
>>youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

Its only just started trending on FB with the title "several killed in collision with truck" or something similar. No mention of gunshots etc

Literally twitter.com/kthopkins/status/712253742863753217

THE TOLL STILL COUNTING

>So these are bullet holes, right?

Yes from a gun

Speed holes.

more tarted up than what's usual

Nah m8, arrows

What did he mean by this?