/tennis/: AO Thread no. 6 Gorillion

/kerbevsmasha/ edition

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unironically gonna buy a switch for the new mario tennis tbqh

2nd for bagels

big brain fucks russian editions

>barty out

All energy towards based Deplo lads!

What will it be called? That sounds awesome.

Pic of chung with zverev

>barty
lmao

she will always be a doubles player who can win a match or two of singles

>i don't rate chung

Mario Aces or something dumb. Will be good though

what an absolute fucking moron

Is Bouchard too busy sucking dick to be in Straya?

how can white boys even hope to compete

Better have a good rpg style single player mode. Loved the gbc and gba games where you train and increase your stats/buy new gear

JUST BAGEL MY SHIT UP SENPAI

C O L L A P S E
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Sick of seeing these fake bitches on the autotune ad

COMPLETE MENTAL BREAKDOWN

>numbah 4 about to get bagel'd
JUST

DONUT LMAO
TOP 4 MY ASS

it will, it's the first one in over a decade that will which is why i'm going to pick it up

Holy fucking shit

good thing it's too dark for anyone to see him humiliate himself

Is he the new Dimitrov?

Zverev is going to end up as one of those massive potential guys which never made use of it won’t he?

must be particularly embarrassing losing to a chink

>ze verb is the only male who is about to get bagled

Happy for Osaka, hope to see her at least in QF.

That Osaka after match interview was the most adorable thing ever.

entitlement status; stripped

THE PROFESSOR IS IN.

Who else is /fappingtomaria/?

props to Chung for remaining so composed throughout the match

Zvev status:RICED

They're always top tier. I hope somebody uploads it

dicks dead after that davis match

>playing against the wall of china
kek

What do nips think of Osaka?

>potential
i dont see it, hes just a lanklet without any real big weapons

why doesn't chung wear contacts?

JUST ATPleb things senpai

this fish head actually did it

Overdosing on Osaka cuteness here

status: M E N T A L M I D G E T

Who would win, peak Nishikori or Chung?

What a choke

2 smart for that shit

This isn’t even a shock result. Everyone in /tennis/ said Chung would beat this meme man

And he’s only like 20 with very high rank and a few masters already.

>bagel
loooooool

AHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LANKLETS
BASED GOOKS

non-asians acting kawaii ist one of the cringiest things on this planet.

Tennys is metal

there are brainlets ITT that doubted the BIG brain

>fckin russian betting site cuts off before interview starts

stupid commentators forgot chung beat him last yr

FUN FACT:
the 'ch' in Berdych is pronounced like a soft 'h'
so it's Toe-mosh Bear-dyh

Why is the Australian open the GOAT of majors?

>yfw Chung ends up winning the whole AO

thought this chink would speak better english tbqh

>Delpoop

He'll always be berdshit to me

The heat expooses brainlets and lazy fucks who don't train properly.

memes aside it would be refreshing for once

B R A I N E D
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>commentator didnt even say novaks opponent

Looked good hey

>chang actually mentally broke the German
I thought it was just a meme

BAGELED
>ps I slept through the game
Did I miss anything good except for the nazi losing?

He likes glasses more. Also he's affectionately known as the professor.

That's just the delirium from a constant lack of a good night's sleep talking

lol @ Chung shrugging with the "idk what happened" look right after the last point
absolute meltdown

>ching chang chung vs djokovic
lmao

fognini memeing it up

Chung has a 100% record against the rest of the next gen. when will people learn?

I TOLD YOU

Perhaps dry eyes; can't wear contacts for the same reason. Istomin can't wear contacts either.

awwwww you think it isn't rigged

>futuristic ump chairs and benches
>perfect prime time-late night timing for best coast residents
>first major of the year: breaks up monotony sporting season, and the post-holidays season
>top seeds are often still in vacation mode (or affected by heat) and fail to perform, allowing meme players and underdogs a chance

>the caliphate of Germany

Yeah he was like ''what the fuck man'' at Zverev because he was such a letdown.

holy shit, I just realised that. that's amazing. Chung is actually kinda underrated

he's the new janko tipsarevic.
le tennis glasses man. now in yellow!

My man

This
I wanted to believe but then I watched it

Why is he seeded 4th. What kind of shit ranking system is this.

he seems really sound (as a pound)
chung tennis best tennis

highest amount of aussie posting of all the majors


you are welcome

hes a point whore. plays every tourney

>>top seeds are often still in vacation mode (or affected by heat) and fail to perform, allowing meme players and underdogs a chance
This is the only good reason. Oh and as a capital-dweller, fuck you and your time zone.

muh autistic formulas, mladenovic has lost like 15 straight matches and is still in the top ten

He played well last season, even won a masters.

Happens every now and then.
>Meanwhile Birdbrain currently playing

Lads why isn't there a pool in the stands like cric or baseball

when the players win they can jump in

>top seeds are often still in vacation mode (or affected by heat) and fail to perform, allowing meme players and underdogs a chance
This isn't true.

Osaka said sorry for knocking out Barty

How will Zverev's press conference go?
>I didn't lose I choked
>My record at slams isn't bad I just played some tough players like Coric and Verdasco
>I get unfair draws

why do melbournians take toilet paper to the tennis?

Birdshit when he loses
Birddick when he wins

Awwww cute thanks for that m80