lil uzi edition
/brit/
How do I get an aussie gf?
americans everyone
hello nigger
what case?
>bended her over
>bended
remembering a youtube let's player i used to always watch in my mid-teens and thinking how much i'd like to be their friend but was too autistic to message them or anything
e-stalked them last year and found out they killed themselves in like 2009
sad
What did she mean by this?
If Rick is so fucking clever why doesn't he just make the Szechuan sauce himself I don't get it
why do people find using saliva as vaginal lubricant so normal? It's basically asking for a yeast infection, gross af
yeah I studied at university. the university of life, heh. grow up kiddo
haha good edition m8
Usually very attractive people are extremely vapid because they can rely on their appearance to get by without any other traits or personality
bet you listen to top 40 crap like lil uzi
Rick who?
Alri Quasimodo
kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
never met someone who was proper ugly and also interesting
Nah my artists are like ABRA, the smiths, flying lotus, fugazi etc
ah yes another phone charging cable is starting to fall apart for no apparent reason other than being poorly designed
"usually" was the wrong word, "often" would be more appropriate.
stereoscopic images
yikes. i do this with the gf all the fucking time- lick my hand then rub it on my dick
really ugly people tend to also have serious issues as a result of it. They're just the other extreme of the spectrum. The sweet spot is in the middle
Buy proper ones from Maplins goy
...
the only thing stopping you from designing a better one is yourself
more like you treat it like shit and it mysteriously falls apart as a result
can you not read?
>for no apparent reason
implies that I've treated the cable well
got an offer to work on a fishing boat in the bering sea
reckon it would turn me from a sadcunt into a proper hardman
how do i get a Yank gf ?
hrm
awful
Show me the good shut so
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it means you're good looking you stupid fag
youtube.com
>skinny runt gets told he's won a trip to Berlin
>it's all a prank and he has to stay in Wellington instead
You're literally going to die
paddocks brother arrested for childporn
could you name a shittier family?
No it implies that you've treated it like shit but are unaware as that is 99% of people who complain about cables
Does anyone else hate american hours?
It's when all the creepy trap and black fetishists start posting
Control your sick posters americans
ahahahaha. what the fuck is that test
we aren't debating if anyone cares if the classes are harder at one place than another. we're debating if there is a difference in difficulty in classes, which you said there isn't because the materials are the same. this is clearly wrong because even at classes taught by different professors for the same subject at the same university are different, so for different universities it should be even more difficult. the math class I am in now is significantly easier with one professor than with the other one.
no it doesn't
stop being a retard
stopped taking my antidepressants about a month ago
not sure why i did it and am continuing to not take them
we all are
my cables are all fine x
really? state of the paddies
for different universities it should be even more different I mean
Is Bristol north west or south west?
north west of some things
south west of others
South
reckon my great great great great grandfather's achievements in the royal artillery at the battle of the nile earned me the right to post on the british section of Sup Forums's international board
is google broke
south of scotland, east of ireland innit
Fuck off we're full
i'm unironically a direct descendent of benedict
that's my cred
Banter haha
*benedict arnold
ffs
reckon you're an annoying pillock fuck off
hahah what the fuck is a pillock. dude you guys use some funny ass words!
i think i saw munter or mong or something once hahah like what the fuck. shit is funny as hell
If it's not the Napoleonic battle then no
BASED ANGRY NEW ZEALAND MAN!!!! you're fuckin funny man lol, stick around dude
what are you boys doing for Halloween?
most years I'd just get a lame costume and go to the horror movie marathon in the city
refugees from other generals are welcome
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
If your postcode starts with K or above you're a pikey
absolutely nothing
Toil time lads
Don't know what ANY of this means
the goal
julian assange and edward snowden are unironically the most important people of our time
might stay inside on the computer like every other fucking day of my life
Seppos out
I can tell by the face on the left that he was a hyper reddit cunt as a teen
>wish i was part of a grand imperium that are expanding towards africa and i'll be a civil engineer stirring up africa's broken infrastructure
>tfw you're not lao yang
youtube.com
wouldn't mind toil if this was the case
Wat
>ass
foy
>dude
foy
it's all so tiresome
In 200 years, people will blame China for Africa being a poor shithole after the Chinese give up and tell Africa to fuck off
Yanks out
Why is it wrong to say paki shop if it is infact run by a pakistani?
Ich bin ein poonigger
because paki is a racial slur
because racist runts overused the word "paki" in the late 20th century to the point that it became known as an ethnic slur
Great the one day I didn't bring my headphones there's a cunt sitting behind me listening to their shit music with it bleeding
sacrifice children to the globalists
Any Playboi Carti men in?
nope, I'm white so I don't listen to that shit
thog don't care
>nope, I'm white so I don't listen to that shit
The virgin post
youtube.com
the nigger post
gf sent me this
don't need to be a nationalist to dislike islam
imagine disregarding 3 of the 5 best albums this year because of someone's skin colour lol
pretty grim year if that's the case
based black man. you tell em
I'm not racist I just solely listen to Sup Forums approved music
>caring about the Top 40 charts
oh dear oh dear
It has been a shit year tbqh