Burnley F.C. v. Manchester United Match Thread #1

Lineups:

>Burnley: Pope; Bardsley, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor; Cork, Defour; Dubmundsson, Hendrick, Arfield; Barnes

>United: De Gea; Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Young; Pogba, Matic; Mata, Lingard, Martial; Lukaku


Injuries / Suspensions:

>Manchester United:

Eric Bailley - Injury
Zlatan Ibrahaimovich - Injury
Michael Carrick - Injury

>Burnley F.C.:

Scott Arfield - Injury
Chris Wood - Injury
Stephen Ward - Injury
Jonathan Walters - Injury
Charlie Taylor - Injury
Tom Heaton - Injury
Robbie Brady - Injury

Customers

If then united win 4-0 and liverpool lose 4-0

Customers

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>Not starting Sanchez

When Zlatan and Carrick go:
Midfielders
>Fellaini, Matic, Herrera, Pogba
Forwards
>Lingard, Mata, Rashford, Martial, Sanchez, Lukaku

Hardly any depth. Today Rashford is >our only attacking player on the bench.

Just play 5-2-3.

And it's not like we can just go out and buy replacements when those 2 players leave/retire at the end of the season.

This is truly the end of Manchester United.

Fellaini is leaving, isn't he?
Don't >you have a midfielder loaned in a Spanish team?

Mourinho said only two players more in the summer.

Yeah, perhaps Pereira can come along.

Mourinho will only do that against other teams with a back three/five.

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gf just sent me this

wat do?

Exciting game.

Gomes has started playing w/ the U23s

Is this the match for whites against non-whites?

announce alexis

Literally checking the ManU twitter account every 5 minutes

Moruinho said that if they sign someone now, it's one less player in the summer. Using the number 3 as an example. I think he will probably try sign two midfielders (one holding and one creative) and a right back if they sign Sanchez now. Also remember Pereira will be back from Loan, which is one more attacking/midfield option

Doubt he will be announced until Monday/Tuesday

I shan't be watching these shit negative teams.

quick maths

ABUs out

Very rarely both teams will be negative in a given game.

>Pereira will be back from Loan
doubt. he sounds like he rather stays since Valencia will play him no matter what.

Next season, not in this window. As Carra and Ibra won't leave until the end of the season (not that they have featured much)

Fat bitch

I'm sure it would hurt her feeling if you told her than

Is this a sex doll?

why are they clapping? Who died?

>Minute of silence
>Half the stadium start clapping and chanting
>The other half shake their heads

Here for my lad Valencia.

Who was in the wrong there?

This but unironically.

Lovely weather

Why are they booing Phil Jones?

>foggy as fuck
>grey kit

AVB would have been more successful with Spurs than Poch. AVB was just stuck with players like Huddleston and Kaboul

It was a minute of applause for Cyrille Regis according to the Premier League.
Maybe there were people expecting a minute of silence instead.

Sanchez will be Lingard's reserve

I didn't know he's a pro racer now

*visits your thread*

wenger in

Ex Blackburn player

*raises offside flag*

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i'm a happy ABU

*gets on knees and prays to allah*

*still scores twice*

Buffering 0%

*blocks your path*

rude

*has a bigger dick than Pogba*

not watching 520p

thoughts ?

I can't fucking stand Manchester United. The pathetic tictac they've been playing for fucking 4 years straight of trying to walk in and pass until the ball ends up in the goal makes me physically ill. My resounding prayer for the last couple of years is for some sort of plane crash that permanently retires everybody on the team. Please God

boring manure match probably be an 0-0 draw burnley are no better

>not watching 1080p @ 50 i/s

>expecting any of these week shots to challenge de hair

i thought they got whats his face from everton so they can hoof it

i don't want to invest too much bandwidth into a manure match

those grey shirts, whose idea was this. most boring kit ever

>whose idea was this

chevrolet

are you that juve supporter that thinks pjanic is better than pogba?

matches their style of play

feel like this is the first epl game i've watched thats played in sunny weather

Pogba slows down ManU too much, he always has to makes 2-3 touches too much before finally passing the ball.

i thought you had good connections there

what does "chevrolet" mean in french?

pogba's made some decent passes i guess

why waste internet on manure?

figured that was you. what do you think of the pogba transfer now that neymar has gone for 220 and coutinho 140? mbappe 160 i think.

so like, can Sanchez create plays and then finish them? because United can't do either right now

you're already wasting some by watching it in 540p tho..

Why isn't Mou playing two players behind Pogba, United had their best games in those formations ffs.

nah i'm not the dude your thinking about i support liverpool

but i didn't rate poogba at the time because of his euro's performance but he's decent enough

he doesn't score blooters every second game like qtino

not sure about the crowd mics lads

when's di maria coming on lads?

>when she can hear you fart through the walls

fuck lads bored as fuck

mane woulda scored a blooter and salah would of beaten the goal keeper as well then we would of conceded one goal from some mig blunder by now

PENAL

now that is a FAT pussy

i'm sick of seeing people posting braphogs on this site

Are Burnley still 7th?

Pogba's been shite

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that dress makes her look so cute

I could definitely fuck a trap, but I couldn;t bring myself to lick its asshole, like I could a normal woman.

why not

Yes they're the 7th member of the Big 7

Are you saying you wouldn't?

It's a guy's asshole.

you're weird

maybe if i was bored and lonely and had no access to porn

There things need a little motor to make the tongue move and the jaw bit. (When you're making out with them)

>uninspired Mourinho boreball episode #2056

>parking the bus against Burlnley

I'm no longer friends with Leicesetr. Burnley is my friend now desu

1 point is larger than 0 points

Imagine actually enjoying watching poonited