Brit/pol/-Neil time Edition

NEW CABINET

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

STILL A BACKBENCHER
>Moggy

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880 (embed) (embed)

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632 (embed) (embed)

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it's all kicking off

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FUCK THE UK

>be the strongest empire in the world
>try to colonize America
>get BTFO by farmers

NEVER FORGET

like your mum

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Im gonna have a bath now that I know shes safe

LADS

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Denied.

Serve

>France BTFO on Bastille Day, celebrating the revolution which has directly led to the modern state of Western Civilisation that allowed Muslims to come here and do this shit in the first place


P O E T R Y

That never happened but dream away if it makes yo feel better.

What happened to the Minster without Portfolio?
Forgot his name.

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fuck the yanks, go shoot up a spaccy school

Is she part asian?

>be the strongest empire in the world
>try to colonize America
>get BTFO by farmers
>who in turn get BTFO by their own slaves

I wanna see the column fully erect. Is it too much to ask?

God save our Queen gentlemen.

Nice attack now surpasses Brussels, London bombings and Norway's Utoya shootings in casualties.

Treacherous burger gtfo.

Fuck, I always miss the decent ones.

fuck sake lads, I got to get up early for the gym tomorrow but there's so much happening

No.

French.

who doesnt like chink eyes anyway?

Race war when?

BTFO

I-I know there's a lot going on but has anyone got any questions? B-bbc? Peston where are you? Crick...

thats sum comfy shit lad

pretty much now looks like.

>get colonised.png
>chimp out over tax.ini
>Taliban insurgency.mfw


Laaaand of the freeee!

>Be strongest Empire in the world
We were the strongest European nation/Empire in the 1770's? Well, that's news to me and everyone.

>Try to colonise America
We did colonise you. The first Americans were British. The first Americans just betrayed their people and homeland and rebelled.

>Get BTFO by farmers
Some of them were farmers on your side, some of them were farmers on our side.

Literally a meme parliament

kek

Muslims have been fighting it for 60 years la

how do i see this shit?

I dont have twitter or the jewbook soo

>tfw no leadsome pm

Hammond will be a good Chancellor.

"i wouldn't mind being ruled by women, unless it's Diane Abbott of course, that would be truly terrifying." -- Niel

This is why you dont Pokemon Go at the wheel

Wew

Made me chuckle

lmao

and now owen smith is gonna force her to withdraw from the race

EVERY MAN TO DO HIS DUTY

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QT?? i thought it wasn't on today?

Treacherous? 1812 was initially justified, the brits were literally kidnapping american sailors to fight napoleon. And after the initial fuck ups the US did well, Jackson in particular whooped a large amount of British ass.

Shameful

Why do they keep attacking France specifically?

>sky news: this may not be the last incident in nice tonight
What?

Why did you have to bite lad?

>it's another user stays up all night watching happenings episode

But I haven't slept in so long

Algeria

because theyre frog muslims

Burqa ban?

Higher percentage of Muslims

and more ghettos

It'll be on Info Wars, I'm guessing at 1am. It'll be all over Sup Forums because it will be redpilled as absolute fuck with Paul being on it.

holy shit i'm going to hell for laughing at this

Ghettos

>that Corbyn ghost

my sides

They found guns and nades in the truck, I doubt there will be another incident tonight

All the poor disenfranchised arabs in the outer suburbs of Paris.

>someone is paid to do the This Week special effects
>it will never be you

this is true, our muslims become dentists and accountants theirs dont

7% Muslim population, thats why

CUNTS

Has absolutely nothing to do with the large muslim demographic

France treats it's muslims like shit and segregates them

Because fuck it, I'm hungry, pissed and tired.

Some intelligence agencies aren't as good as others.

But I am starting to feel a bit of sympathy for France.

I have to say, the Tory do not hang about, I hate to admit that as a left leaving socilist, if only we had somone else but Corbyn, I like the left, and he is destroying it, im working class ffs and he is letting the Tory run wild

Christ, the biggest problem right now in UK is we have NO OPPOSITION!

Ruthless as fuck May is, she will take the centre left and hang the far right loonies out to dry.

She is a unifyer. and I want back in the centre, a wee to the left. Im not a cunt.

we gave you a tax free utopia and choose to suck a french dick and ruin our tea instead. fuck off and after you've fuck off go fuck off again!

There's that rule isn't there about once a minority reaches more than 5% of the population shit starts getting real. France reached that number first.

Imagine when it hits 10%

>juncker ghost

topkek

>France treats it's muslims like shit and segregates them

Not helping britannia against the frogs is treachery, but w/e, I don't dislike burgers. I still tho you shoulda help britannia and conquer mexico when you btfo them on the american-mexican war, you guys are too selfish.

Feel sick after watching the aftermath video of that Nice attack lads

Am I a wimp?

>they haven't been removed

seems pretty kind to me desu

No, it just means you're not a muslim

It's gone beyond mental gymnastics, fellow freeman. we've straight up entered mentally retarded.

We didn't "try" to colonise you, you are the product of that. You are the British colonisers, yet you don't realise it

larger demographic of mudslimes. also, france led more countries into bombing daesh.

Yes lad

But equally Muslims are disgusting and I too feel sick when I see them

YES YES

Well done France

A European Football Cup without a terrorist attack

HOWEVER

Wouldn't have minded seeing Issy in a ghostbusters outfit desu

May's Cabinet is more right wing than Cameron's.

It probably already is

No, you're just a normal human being, just don't start using the #notallmuslims and #prayfornice hashtags, that's cuckoldry.

Comfy Stream here lads

youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

>terrorists are looking for something new and fresh
>this is vintage islamic state
This is a terrorist attack not a fashion show.

Then they cover her in ectoplasm

But she's going to help the poor and the unfortunate, she's our saviour

Thats why we hear nearly every week of foiled attacks in the UK plus dont forget all those rapey dentists and accountants raping thousands of kids in England we really got the good ones didnt we m8.

>this is bait
>(You) again

Reminder that the French revolution was being celebrated, the French revlolution which led to this

Should make you angry not sick.

Yes it does, in short.

kek

I just wanted to post a rare doggo tbqh

tfw when your qt is a cuck and it kills you inside everytime he posts

>Pretty sure that means he's been killed

Based. Neil.