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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

cunts

melbourne more like LELbourne L M A O

Canberra more like CAN'Tberra

can i become australian

Could you please post again and call it SMELLbourne?

Thanks x

only if you are a wog, a leb, or a chink

I really really hate this meme
Most of Australia is useless desert. It is as habitable as the Sea around Britain

I'll put a trigger warning in next time mate :^)

based jerry

Is it really though? I think it would be a perfect place to put refugees. The middle east and Arizona/Mexico are as shit as the desert in Australia yet no one wants to make that comparison

BUSINESS IDEA: Terraform Australia into something other than boiling hot sandy shithole

and to populate it with who other than more Chinks

Absolutely not. No coin slots allowed.

We should just nuke Aus to be honest, serves no purpose to anyone

Thank you

Their is no infrastructure in the middle of the desert. You can't just dump your refugees there

Australia is so empty that the "population" there is probably an statistical error.

Refugeestralia when?

madagascar 2 escape 2 africa was an alright sequel. a bit forgettable though

Better watch out before I columBASH ya mate

You're a forgettable sequel to your dad

true tbqh. father's an absolute legend.

Don't try anything or I'll didgeridoo you in the arse, mate

With shit tons of coal and uranium in it

Please, glorious anglocomrades, I need your help again!
Do you know Vinnie-the-pooh? I know you do. So. In the book "The House at Pooh Corner" the has a word Wolery. How was it formed? In Russian adaptaion the word sovechnik is used which is a play with a word skvorechnik (birdhouse - owlhouse). I suppose the Wolery is game of words too. Is it meaned to be "volière" with owl's roots?

Sergei, it is Wolery simply because the proper word for an owl's house would be OWLERY

FUG. You have the special word for the owlhouse. Well, I might need some time to get used to the idea.

Don't need infrastructure mate, just fly on over in a plane, and open the cargo bay doors.

>The middle east and Arizona/Mexico are as shit as the desert in Australia
gosh yanks are so fucking thick!!!!

Please be my friend, Sasha.

Okay. What would you think about turning translation upside down and come up with the next: the nesting box - the owling box. How do you see owling box? Does it sound funny and waggish?

I second this.

I have no idea what you're trying to do here, are you trying to create an alternate English translation?

Yes, sort of. I have to translate to English the game of words skvorechnik - sovechnik (which is birdhouse - owlhouse), but it's already not about Vinnie-the-Pooh just uses the same neologism sovechnik, which was firstly used in russian adaptation of Vinnie.

So, the first ideam which came to my mind, was to use the original word Wolery, but now I see it didn't actually fit.

Wolery is a made-up word, the most 'true' translation would be something like
sovechnik - osvechnik
owlery - wolery

Exactly. And that's why this translation doesn't suit.
What do you think about "nesting box" - "owling box"?

name one way to do this

>In a statement, Mr Turnbull, Indigenous Affairs Minister Nigel Scullion and Attorney-General George Brandis said the idea of a representative assembly for Indigenous Australia - in addition to the House of Representatives and Senate - would be inconsistent with the fundamental democratic principle of all citizens having equal civic rights.

Ah yes, this is truly a devastating day for Australia.

I, for one, wish that Aboriginal Australians had more say in society.

OI OI OI

Owlery is already such a specific word that anything else would just be clumsy, you'd have to do something like:

owl roost
owl home
owl house
owl perch
owl nest

That's what is going on, part of a dialog.

-
Girl: "And what were you guys doing there?"
Dude: "Explored one thing... The nesting box."
Weirdo's voice from nowhere: "The owling box."
Girl shuddered, they began to look around.
-

There already was a joke about dreamcatsher/owlcatcher, which is hardly translateble too because in russian it is lovets snov/lovets sov.

Let me introduce you... owling box!

Please, anglos, I need you opinions. What do you think about owling box? Is it "too much"?

Be my qt feminine bf

Now you come to me, and you say: "be my qt feminine bf." But you don't ask with respect. You don't show your love. You don't even answer about owling boxes

Owl me please, guys.

Are there any oxford students here?

$0.00 per annum

HE'S HERE

>deleting the more active thread with more posts

THE JANMAN

leftypol and thot apologisers OUT

that's what you get for posting in yank threads

>he's here

Had cuckporn in the OP, it was inevitable

based janny

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>why do yanks get married so young

what?

I'm 23 and I'm married to my wife (who's also 23)

it's not a specific thing of a specific country you spasticated irishman

where are these from?

why the fuck did I get banned for that? there wasn't any nudity. oh well
*resets router*

What's weird is how using the word "dating" as a euphemism for just fucking is devaluing the concept of "dating" as courtship.

Is she a thot? Do you have a good chin and/or hairline?

there was two people fucking of course there was nudity

sue

>Is she a thot?
she's a fat drunken slob who gets drunk almost every night
>Do you have a good chin and/or hairline?
both mediocre

>married at 23
Grim

Lord of the Rings, soviet edition.

very uncommon in Europe and very common in america to get married under 25
your exception does not change the norm you stupid cunt

How is that grim?

Feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but a slob gf and a poor chin aren't one.

imagine using the word "wife" unironically

my pits are basically fermenting at this point lads, I am a walking microbiome

anime

I can't even imagine living with a girl long term, I get frustrated when my gf stays over too long and doesn't go home

you're married to your wife, are you?

imagine using the combination of letters "word" unironically

will never marry, even if I find someone I love the benefits are just not worth the risk

the nazis were left wing

dog is licking the cut on my leg
feels quite nice but slightly worried it is giving him a taste for human blood

the left wing are nazis

Maybe we don't need parliament representing States and districts within states. Perth and Sydney are basically the same, despite being thousand km away. Have a Jewish house, an Indian, Chinese, Abo etc and see if all minorities approve.

...

but a fair number of people we know are also married/getting married, same thing with people my cousin knows in another part of the country

the only people who don't get married are weird ~career~ "professional" types who just move to a different city every 6 months for work just to justify their silly degree

yes upon reflection that is an odd sentence

yes goy, don't get married, white women are whores

me on the right

no one wants to marry me

>the only people who don't get married are weird ~career~ "professional"
thats literally half the workforce these days

lawyers make a lot of money through divorce

good bit of redditspacing there

YESSS good goy yes get that married, hey my cousin schlomo owns a jewellery he'll give you good price on a ring, oh you want to get divorced? no problem here my brother, he is best divorce lawman in country

If you're not married before 30 it's obvious to society you were too busy having a wank to Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball instead of going out and being socialised.

Soviet hobbit has comfy illustrations too, btw.

>thinking you need a piece of metal to get married
cuck

independent.co.uk/voices/harvey-weinstein-islam-sexual-assault-rape-womens-rights-a8001521.html

I literally don’t know any single person who is married at my age (25) it just doesn’t happen in Britain, it’s more of an in your 30’s kinda thing

Real girls don't have zero G boobies and bums

are you religious? the married under-30s i know are all religious
not bashing it though, i figure religion gives a stronger incentive and greater opportunity to marry

vegetarian gf actually thinks animals are equal to humans in how they should be treated

I mean yeah that's nice and all sweaty but imagine actually believing that 'kin 'ell

Grim