ITT we are Donald Trumps top advisers.
Singles- he fires you
Dubs- he negotiates with you
Trips- he takes your advice without question
Quads- he resigns and makes you our new president
How will he lead? The fate of the free world is in our hands Sup Forumsros.
you need to resign donald
Check these Mr. President
I'll advise him to resign.
I recommend that you shut down the military and spend all the money on saving the climate.
Mr.President it has came to my attention that anime wifus are real, they're on mars. Permission to set all of our funds to secure the big titty wifus for America
Fired
Mr President, take all the politicians out, plant a tree, and wait at the bottom of the ocean for further instructions
Finish the wall.
You're fired
Mmmm fired
Deport every illegal now.
Let me fuck Ivanka
Repeal the 1986 gun ban.
Deport those singles. Fired
Only I fuck ivanka. Fired.
Repeal those singles then we'll talk. Fired
Put Hillary in prison.
Kill yourself faggot and gtfo my Sup Forums
do a gigantic bong hit and finger his ass at the same time on live tv
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Imprison those singles if you want her locked up. Fired
I cant be kill. I cant even kill myself. Fired.
Fired. Just fired
That girl has a SINGLE leg. Fired
Deport Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib.
You should give me quiet a lot of unquestioned power
Fuck you trump i’m big boss
Put all inbreeders, inbreds, DDLG scum, pop whores, and liberal politicians in camps.
Checked. I'll deport them but only to a country of their choosing. Excluding the U.S. fair enough?
I question those singles, user. Fired.
Checked I'll make you the big boss of whatever I choose.
Make Islam the state religion
Kill all niggers
Put those singles in a camp first. Ya fired
Over some trips I might. Fired
Fired. Who says I'm a racist.
>fair enough?
Roger that.
Mr President as you might have noticed our society is becoming more and more degenerate. Girls dressing and acting like boys. Women disobeying their men. Men chopping off their dicks and dressing in womens clothes in order to trap straight men into gay sex. Faggots roaming the streets and propagating sodomy. Those are dark times, Mr president.
I have the solution. You have been to Saudi Arabia, right? Have you ever seen this kind of degeneracy over there? No, you have not! I tell you why: Sharia law!
Under Sharia law the women are obedient and the men are true men fighting for their families and country.
If you want to make America great again, I strongly suggest implementing Sharia law asap, Mr President.
In Eastern Europe and Western Russia there are still filthy reds who hate america.
Too long of a suggestion for singles. Ya fired and I'm going to have the secret service see you out.
And your sitting here in front of me thinking singles will get me to do something about it? Fired.
You're lucky I even let you in on it.
Which suggestion was yours?
Repeal 100% of gun laws. They're unconstitutional.
You should fuck ivanka until she commits suicide
Donald you should deepthroat Netanyahu more often. Try to get his balls all the way in your mouth too. You're already doing pretty good but you can do better.
Kill all niggers
Can stick finger in PP?
Roll.
Nope. Ya fires.
I'll fuck her but only at the rate I choose until she does herself. Love dat puss
Fired like a jew in an oven
Fired. Again, who says I'm racist???
Apparently not with singles. Fired
Roll dubs first. Fired
Time for a wall.
FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL
Make being a leftist classified as a mental illness.
finish the wall
Make it legal to kill minorities and leftists.
Fuck 2 off what a bullshit ass roll fuck this shit.
Time for at least dubs. Fired
You know, dubs are free already and you didnt think to at least bring those? Fired
Singles are the real mental illness. Fired
Finish getting dubs at least. Fired.
Would have met you halfway with dubs. Fired.
rolling for "china".
Mr President, we must purge the soyboys before it's too late!
Use the military to occupy israel under my rule
Here's an idea Mr. President move everyone who associates with the left to one side of the country and the right to another. Allow them to govern themselves and see which prospers. The failing side is hit with a nuke.
Looks like you rolled for singles. Fired
Purge those singles first fired.
I'll just use the military to escort you out under MY rule. Fired.
Mr. President we need to eliminate the Jews
You know how much I like nukes and really trips or even dubs would have sufficed. But even I cant drop the big one with out'em. Fired.
Looks like they get to hang around a little longer. Ya fired.
Institute the draft and let’s start ww3 baby
Triple the deportation at once.
rolling
Lets go get some blow and hookers Mr president
How about I just fired your ass and when the draft does get implemented you and those singles will be at the top of the list. Fired.
Checked. Finally an advisor with some moxie. I'll tell ya what we will start deportations on the west coast and send them to your home state for safe keeping. Fair enough?
Gtfo fired.
I'll just go watch some russian hookers piss on each other while we laugh at you getting fired.
>Fair enough?
Not even close. Deport them back to their home countries. Instead of triple, let's go with double.
Mr. President I'm going to say the "N" word.
Deal. You must have read my book.
Not with those singles. Fired
put a bullet in your head donald
whatever you do, don't ever quite and resign. Resigning is for the weak.
Nuke Mexico for shits
Ban Juul
Perfect. And who hasn't read it?
Singles ha! Fired.
Normally I would take this advice butbits coming from a single user. Fired.
All this talk of nukes with no dubs is making me edge. Ya fired for not giving me release
Juul is the least of your concerned with singles.
Russian, China, the Dems, the left. Pretty much everyone who doesn't want to get things done.
Let me have sex with Ivanka just once please.
Roll singles and I'd consider a devil's threesome with you. But singles is as good as fired.
Eliminate the jews Electric Boogaloo 2
Meant dubz
Look at those trips wasted!
Make a law to stop borrowing from Social Security.
HOLOCAUST THE NIGGERS, JEWS, AND SPICS
NUKE ISRAEL
ENSLAVE MEXICO
INVADE CANADA
rerolling
based
Step it up on developing the Space Force.
Fuck Niggers Fuck Jannies Fuck Kikes Mr. President
rerolling for this
Make one of MoonMan's songs the national anthem.
Repeal this
Trump probably fires people like he did on the Apprentice.
detecting either a nigger, jew, or spic
if dubs, force this entire thread to commit suicide
Epstein that 16yr old activist.
White guy who agrees with Israel's existence.
Repeal this roll
Bring back bump stocks
Ignore and fire this triggered lib.
Finally
ignore this libtard, then execute him. zionist traitor jew
reroll
Rolling for this as well.
Nothing wrong with being a Zionist, you hate-filled mongrel.
Mr. President, stay the course and support Israel.
Roll
idiot
dumbass, wasted dubs