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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Schaub Bisping Bless ALl Mu Buddehs & bros

Schaub bless this thread with triples

YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MONEY FIGHT IS cm punk is gonna get beat anyway, this would do hhuge ratings and be as fun as it gets, and he will prolly land on nate

literally the best thread of the week i hate the guy who does the heem news

BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
keke nice one ORAL
Bless BUD

Everyone say what you are and everyone else rates

139er here
>Hendo vs Shogun I
>Wandy vs Cung Le
>Faber vs Bowels

*triangle chokes you*

216er here :)

Schaub Bisping Bless all my bros

>MFW people unironically don't think Volkan and Ngannou are going to drowned in the deep water

WELCOME TO UFC 220 PRESENTED BY HEEM TEEM and sponserted by DE bonger(c)(tm)

unironically like ufc 1/2/3/4 i don't remember exactly i was only like 13 and didn't care that much at the time i watched for free with a descrambler

>hold pads for me user

Bispi bless my dudes

I have a feeling this is going to be a spicy card lads

>Hendo vs Shogun was nearly a decade ago

Only if you give me 30 minutes with your feet after.

*Breaks her leg kicking the pad

#PrayforStipe

Volkan isn't gonna make it to deep water.

How is it possible that someone with this much training is still so bad? Imagine training from 15 to 23 fully intending on it being your career and throwing kicks worse than if you were to jokingly throw one for the first time

/heem/ bless

thanks OP (dockie) I can tell cause its SHIT lmfao
bless coral
bless Adan
dee bonger ;^)

Bless My Buddehs

Prime Schaub would heem Prime Ngannou deal with it

the michael chandler and rory fights are literally the only fights on the bellator card that I wanna watch

Who is the BEST coach in mma?

Pride final conflict absoluter here

>Doesnt wanna watch the Nostalitor HW GP

>Post yfw UFC decided to raise the PPV prices for this card and it won't break 300k buys

>could put oil on me user? i don't want my hands to get slippery

brendan schaub

brenvin schaub

Prime heem would schaub ngannou

NOT Firas Zahabi

third schaub post in a row

someone posted the discord on /lgbt/

I did that makeup app on Paige Vanzant

heem schaub would prime ngannou

a lot of schaubspammers it seems

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would b laff

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who /staph/ here?

capped as indisputable proof

>$64.99 + tax (literally it's a couple dollars more on the cable bill)
they are out of their damn minds

imagine flipping through the channels and seeing that for a 3 hour show...that's more than all of cable for a month costs lol

>Tfw have actually gotten staph on my neck like that
Always remember to clean the mats, lads.

it would be even funnier if it turns out to be a shit card.

the gian vilante fight will be a dumpster fire and basically a dead timeslot already.

Will (Georges St-Pierre) return to the UFC in 2018? Yes is +150. No is -200.

White: “I’m going to make a lot of money. I’m going to say yes at +150.”

Will Ronda Rousey fight in the UFC in 2018? Yes is +800. I’m giving you 8-1 odds, and No is -1000.

White: I’m going to take no at -1000.

Will Brock Lesnar fight in the UFC in 2018? Yes +500 and No -700.

White: I’m going to take the odds again and say yes.

Will Jon Jones fight in the UFC in 2018? Yes +150 and No -170.

White: I’ll take the yes at +150.

Will either Diaz brother, not both Diaz brothers, fight in 2018? Yes is +130, but no is -155.

White: Those are horrible odds. I’m going to go with the yes at +130.

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the 2 NFL playoff games are free tomorrow i thought duna and lorenzo said they're bigger than the nfl

>title shot off a NC

It's a two fight card let's be honest, might be a few gems and could be fun seeing the dagestani fail to take down Tibau for a while but I really doubt it

Why is it combat sports (even WWE) insist on the PPV format while every other sport is cable free broadcast?

What would happen if the NFL charged $64.99 for the Superbowl?

do you even want to be an ultimate fighter?

MMA isn't on ESPN

learn2greentext

Baltimore on a national scale

I got into MMA because of the Anderson Silva and Chael fights. Was a huge casual and would only watch when Anderson was fighting didn't care about anyone else.

But I guess I really started following MMA closely and seriously since UFC 182 and it was the night DC got irrevocably manhandled and destroyed by the GOAT. Only PPV I've missed since then was UFC 215.

wwe does multiple free shows a week and their ppv model is way cheaper TO BE HONEST

mciaehl bisping ;d

WWE isn't a sport my man

So this pretty much confirms that MMA is a mandrama non-sport?

No MMA is real. Your kid's show isn't

lol
people have been watching it for fucking 30, 40, 50 years i wonder how many households would be like "okay i'll pay $10 for the superbowl"

>unironic
stop this please at once
who's ur favorite female WWE star, bongo? dont lie to us

>He thinks WWE isn't a behind the scenes competition

Just as much of a sport as football or basketball, takes even more athleticism

How will you celebrate Francis’ victory tonight?

The superbowl actually unironically has the get your friends together and chip in thing, there are as many cars on the street during it as there are during christmas

4 and a half bongs til both cards begin. Been doing literally nothing but preparing for this since yesterday afternoon

Take my wife to an interracial breeding ground.

The Ngannou meme ends tonight

Way more WWE athletes have health problems and death than UFC athletes I think it's time we redefine what a sport is.

how? you makin' food?

can i come over?

Schaub Bless you pathetic little cowards ;D

Nah man, just mental preparations

Why yes, Esports *is* a sport

WWE is fake and for little kids. Anyone over the age of 12 should get second hand embarrassment by its sheer existence.

what have your preparations entailed?

>Hes still desperate for (yous)

but NFL isn't on until tomorrow

How do I get 4chanx on my phone? I font know how you all browse without filters

>ANTIbud tendencies
Fuck off Coral this isn't the time we're >LOWKEYING it you
fucker.

this type of entertainment has existed for thousands of years and has been enjoyed by men way more masculine than you

For one don't browse Sup Forums on your phone.

Nice quads, shitposting mainly

>tfw friends didn't wanna see 220 at a pub with me

a-at least i can save a couple of bucks and watch with my /heem/ bros

CAnnot even describe how indescribable this sentence is

i've never used a filter or an extension and I started posting in 2005..shit doesnt even fucking phase me...noko

Anyone over the age of 12 should get second hand embarrassment by its sheer existence.

I unironically have multiple irl friends that post in heem

Why?

Anyone else excited we will be getting our first legit HW champ since Brock in 2010?

would positively HEEM any of your irl friends if i saw them in adelaide

Too many hackers

brendan schaub

only cowards get embarrassed

Oh for sure my guy you're just too big and strong man. You're a beast 100%

By closing your eyes

>Cain wasn't a legit champ
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