Be a 28 year old virgin

>Be a 28 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?

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And I'm the oldest virgin in these premises
AMA

What's the closest you've gotten to losing wizard status? And would you like to lose your virginity before you die?

22 here.
I see, not that bad.

>What's the closest you've gotten to losing wizard status?
When I was 16 I met a foreign girl.
We took a swim together.
Full body contact many times.
We did the pic.
She hugged me goodbye and asked me to write her.
She wrote I never did.
>And would you like to lose your virginity before you die?
Yes

*realistically I never got close to fucking.
I was always self repressed and wrong ideas stupid.

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I have some other stories when girls showed genuine interest in me
>three times got asked out from girls at work
>girl at uni invited me to her place
>girl from uni invited me to sleep at her place all summer
>girl invited me for breakfast at her place, twice
But I was always too retard to read the signs.
From all the wizards here I'm the most unforgivable.

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I'm going to ask the obvious question: why not just pay a whore?

bought a hooker at 26, realized that Women do not belong on pedestals and just treat them normally and not overthink every interaction, had a few girlfriends since then, realize I have issues with settling down. 32 now.

It falls back to the wrong ideas.
But I dropped some of these silly ideas lately and finally understood how wrong and mistaken I was so I may rent a whore.

23, kissed and hugged before, prolly should have lied to her about being a virgin otherwise i could have been up in that

was 23 when had sex first time, fucked up the first chance thou, cause i was too drunk to find a place to have sex with willing girl, so I gave up

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did you ever play games with one or watch memes?

19 just never really got in contact with women
Depression and social anxiety as combo
Not really good looking not bad looking 6.1
Sould I just pay a whore?

almost 32 here. Every day I wonder why do I not kill myself.

Is yuo a neckbeard or ugly?

no. I'm 180cm tall, 78kg pretty fit and average face. I think schizophrenia is the main cause of my virginity

I highly recommend it. I've had plenty of sex when I was younger, but reached the age where the women are as ugly as I am. So now I go the escort route.
Besides, trips says you must.

32 here. Whaddap wizard bro

Well sucks.
You ever had a gf?

36 years old.
Kissed some girls. Did way more than that, as a matter of fact.
O only failed to actually put my penis inside a vagina...

Girlfriends yes, Hooker no.

Last girlfriend was really into MOBAs to the point where she skipped work and social events to play, realized she was dead weight and left her.

Don't forget to thank me sir. You will not regret it

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36 year old kissless virgin reporting in.

Kissed my first girl at 30, married her at 31.

She was 25, 5'5", 105lbs (make mental image and note that other than age her body was perfection). Not even sure if that was life's way of giving me something after all those years in agony.

I'm 35 now, still married, one kid, and she weights 125 now. Still a super acceptable weight. Thank you life.

FUCK YOU OP, IF YOU ARE SUCH A LOOSER JUST END IT, AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!

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NO U

Kissed my first girl at 6 or seven fucked my first girl when i was 15 so FUCK OFF!!! DIE!!!

Why because im good looking and an Alfamale?

Doubt.

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It isn't the lack of sex that kills you, it's the lack of companionship and being loved.

FUcking retarded cunt asshole INCELS, what the FUCK is your problem?? Small dicks?? Ugly as fuck?? NO selfesteem??? Tell me!!

Why do you doubt? You little cunt?

Mucho autismo.

I don't hate women or want to kill/rape them if that's what you mean by incel, but yes all three you listed are accurate.

Nope im a very social person, with a GF and 3 kids, and i have problaby fucked more females then you will ever do!

I'm 23... :(

But I have kissed 2 girls in my life...

I said I have mucho autismo.

Yea i think so too, i have been very rude so far in this thread but im so sick and tired of males that cant get women, ffs its all about some social skills, dont have do be a rocket scientist to meet a nice girl!

ROFL ok mate :D

>tfwngf

36 year old virgin here. Help us then.

Lacking in social skills, I have to psyche myself out or take xanax/alcohol to get a haircut/go shopping just to be around people as it's exhausting trying to figure out how to act around other people.

If you are not trolling, 1. dont be on dating apps,

be out there on a bar for example AND you have to dare to talk to females, but this needs some social skills ofc, if you dont have that hmm have a few beers, but not too many, and talk about normal stuff, job, Trump (whatever she thinks, you think the same), stuff like problems in your lokal town, and ALWAYS be negative to stuff like prostitution, always be PC, but this is now if you are after a one night stand!

And not a long relatonship!

Hmm about social skill you mean against females i take it?

I went out a lot in my 20s. The problem was never approaching a female. It's not that hard to go over to a woman and say "hi". My problem was keeping an interesting conversation going. Most of the time, she excused herself after a few minutes.

It's worst with them because I am attracted to some, but men too. I have a hard time with people in general.

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I wish i could, but at least i can give some advice, i was realy cocky in the beginning of this thread but im not like that IRL..

First how are you social skills, can you talk to people that you meet at random?

Second, Do you have any complex about you as a person?

Third, do you go out to bars? Have some beers, and talk too strangers!

Have it always been like this, or did something happend that started it?

Im 20, almost 21. Been working on my social skills to overcome the tism for the past couple years, but still haven't had much success. I have friends and I can get girls' numbers, but I dont know how to text casually or arrange hangouts. Im also working on finishing off the deeper roadblocks in >pic related. How you guys been managing?

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>wrong ideas
?

>First how are you social skills, can you talk to people that you meet at random?

No. Can't even talk to people I know. I am dull, boring and oftentimes simply don't know what to say.

>Second, Do you have any complex about you as a person?

What do you mean by complex?

>Third, do you go out to bars? Have some beers, and talk too strangers!

I go to bars. Don't often get into conversations with strangers. Maybe a few minutes with the barkeeper if it's not busy.

no. having to do that at 19 is plain sad.

Dont worry you are still young, your social skills will improve over time!

I am 27, I am disabled and have never had a job. Lost my virginity last year. I tried to kill myself today so it has made no difference to my life whatsoever.
You can do it lads and if you can't it really doesn't matter.

Ok, are you male or female if i might ask?

Whit Complex i meant if you feel embarrased about some part of your body?

But the being dull, part.. read news keep somewhat updated about sports, things that peopl talk about!

And also SPEAK OUT, dont be shy, let people hear your voice!

Sage words

don't do it, user. Regardless of all virginity bs

>Ok, are you male or female if i might ask?

I am male.

>Whit Complex i meant if you feel embarrased about some part of your body?

No. Not the best looking guy. But nothing which hold me back. It's my personality that holds me back.

>But the being dull, part.. read news keep somewhat updated about sports, things that peopl talk about!

Can you really talk with women about sports?

Always, had to go to an inpatient behavioral place as a kid because I'd refuse to go to school because I hated being near other kids.

I'm quite boyish looking at 36. But I have a very deep voice which just doesn't fit and is generally always too loud. Also have the least sexy accent in the world (German living in the US)

I FUCK E-BITCHES ON THE DAILY. plz believe me, Sup Forums.

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Maybe, ask them if they are interested in sports! You can talk about basicly anything (just not politics :) ) Just be yourself, and try to dare to be it!

Its your life man, dont be afraid of failure!

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>Just be yourself, and try to dare to be it!

I am myself. That's the whole problem. It's not that I have much to say but am to shy or inhibited to say it. I simply have nothing to say.

You mean you look like a boy? Do you have bad looks? I think all you and most people in this thread need to do is work on their social skills!

I've never heard of German accents as unattractive, shit like Indian Hindu accents maybe but German's pretty normal. I always thought of it as one of the deepest manliest ones, I wouldn't be self conscious of it if I were you

MOOOOOODS, MODS, MOOODS¡¡¡

Start your day with looking into a mirror and say im ok as I am, 15 times, do you have friends? If so how many, what do you do on free time?

I look young and I for instance cannot grow a beard. I can easily pass as ten years younger at 36. Nothing bad about that. My body is not great but also not the issue.

I really hate my accent. Everyone can tell where I'm from.

I don't really have friends. Moved at lot. Recently moved to the US. I like to rock climb / boulder and I try to find a group as soon as possible.

Well that is a good thing user :)

About your accent i have no advice :D

Ah the point of no return.

21 when I lost it, got married at 25, she died in a car accident when I was 29. Havent been on a date or had sex in 2 years.

OK, but there you have it "rock climb" find a group, and for the love of god, be social, talk about anything wheather, latest news, tv shows, good movies or whatever, read the people you are whith, what they are interested in, and there you go! :)

Fuck that Sorry man :(

I've been in several rock climbing clubs and always found people to regularly go to the crag with. But I would not call them friends. We did some basic small talk but nothing beyond that.

I hope you are doing better now, user. Sorry to read this.

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FYI: 25 is the point of no return, especially in the current era.

>my accent. Everyone can tell where I'm from
Girls find accents sexy. Especially german ones because, as the saying goes, "no one fantasizes about being dominated by a hippie." ;)

Was fingering my gf at 11. She was also 11.

Got my dick sucked a bunch at 12, she was 14.

Fucked at 13, she was 16.

It was pretty early tbqh, may have fucked me up. But I was already 6 feet tall at 13 and had a deep voice.

I probably care too much about sex now. I wouldn't say I am a sex addict, but it is a lot of what I think about and work towards.

Seriously? I know that many girls find e.g. French, Spanish, Italian or upper class British accents sexy. But German ones?

So, basically I can commit genocide as long as I believe in Jesus?

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German accent would definitely be solid with chicks.

>Seriously?
Yes.
>I know that many girls find e.g. French, Spanish, Italian or upper class British accents sexy.
Germany's literally right next door. Why would your country be the exception?

Thanks, I hit the bottle pretty hard up until May of this year. I attempted suicide but like a bitch a failed. Went to a psych ward and then rehab. I am doing a lot better now.

You every try and talk to a girl op?
You ever think maybe you're lack of self improvement is the reason no girl has given it up?

Unless you're autistic, learn how to socialize and get healthy some girl some where will want to suck your dick, you're probably making it harder on yourself.

Lost v card early 16 to an 18yr old gf

Just work on your social skills man, MAN UP, and maybe join sinning lessons, just so you can TALK, that is a big thing, if they hear you they see you!

Good, keep it up man!!

I talked to a few share of girls during my time in the US. Not a panty dropper it seems.

Despite the proximity, there is a big difference between Germanic languages and Romanic languages

sinning lessons?

OP is beyond saving and now requires divine intervention.

It dont take Einstein to understand that i meant Singing, or talking lessons!

34, kissed a girl and had bjs though

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Good for you user!!

Here you virgin faggot find a bitch on here gg/K8cgg7

kinda wish i havent. might be easier to forget about intimacy with a girl