You can't stump the trump

>you can't stump the trump
>you can't ____ the pence
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Trump is fucking with the media. Going to announce someone else in a few days. Proving that the dishonest media will just take anything and run with it without confirmation.

CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE

CAN'T OFFENSE THE PENCE

fence obviously

FENCE
CONDENSE
INCENSE
CONSEQUENCE

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In light of the horrible attack in Nice, France, I have postponed tomorrow's news conference concerning my Vice Presidential announcement.

He was testing the waters all along. He let the media jump to conclusions to gauge how the public reacts to Pence.

Can't kike the Mike

you can't nominate the Pence

pick Flynn because he isn't a shill

you retards

you can't rinse the pence.

>dispense

CANNOT DISPENSE THE PENCE

this

Thanks to Pence, I'm on the fence.

Fail near rhyme garbage

CAN'T INCENSE THE PENCE

NO DEFENSE AGAINST PENCE

Trump really blew it with this pick

This is good too

Still don't get this one. I love you Trump, but what the fuck man? You going to send independents and moderate Republicans running for the hills with Pence. You better have some magic up your sleeve, because you are going to fucking need it for the shit storm you just unleashed.

Jesus, I think this is a worse pick than Chris Christie and I didn't even think that was possible.

God-Emporer Trump, I pray you know what the hell you are doing, because you got me worried now.

It wont be him

Also, how important is the vp pick?

Can't flense the pence

CANT DRENCH THE PENCE

...

You can't menace the Pence

>near rhyme

kys

>You can't refute Newt.

>Can't Pound The Pence
>I'm not a robot.

Compellingly wrong

Can't Win With Pence
One Pound Worth 100 Pence

TRUMP IS KILL
NOW HE'S A KEKSERVATIVE SHILL

Can't mince the Pence

>rinse and pence aren't a full rhyme in your dialects
I don't even know where you'd live for that to be the case

explain it to me then

how is picking someone that only appeals to religious fundamentalists while opening Trump up to unending "bigot" attacks going to help?

Well the most notable example I can think of is how Sarah Palin completely sunk the 2008 campaign and nearly burnt the Republican Party to the ground in the span of 6 months.

Typically, it doesn't make too much of a difference, but when you have an extreme pick like Palin or Pence, then you are really playing with fire. It may make you feel nice and comfy or it might become uncontrollable and burn everything down in its path.

incense

There's no defence from the Pence

You're the weirdo. Why do you pronounce rinse like fence?

CAN'T BANTZ THE PENCE

Offence

OMG I hope so, this guy is like if Dan Quayle and Dukakis had a baby

you can't bench the pence

It wasn't Palin's fault, it's just that she was an easy target for the liberal media

As for Pence I don't fucking know because to me he's a literally who at this point

I'm not voting for trump anymore

>NOW HE'S A KEKSERVATIVE SHILL

I was tell you guys from day one he was a c*ckservative but you just wanted to her MUH WALL

>Pence is extreme

Lol Hoosier here, full of soy

>you can't stump the turmp
>you can't jump the fence with Pence

you can't sense the pence

Do you say rehnse?
It's pronounced with an i sound, pence also has an i sound.

she was an easy target because she was a terrible VP candidate

Pence might not be as retarded but he also doesn't have a vagina so he isn't bringing any women voters to Trump's side

Can't fence the pence. Cmon lads

CAN'T TENSE THE PENCE

The Pence is
mightier than the S word

>Can't mince the Pence

It's bad. I really don't think it's him.

For cabinet or something maybe. Trump is going to have a huge reveal for that over the course of the convention.

Pence as VP is idiotic and the campaign has never made a mistake like that.

you can't buttfuck this faggot?

>pince
>rense

learn english

>pince

No one pronounces Pence like that.

Can't -elect- the Pence. This man is dead weight.

Even the nicknames for Pence suck

worst fucking VP

Oh come on man, don't give me that shit. I hate when people try to defend her. That woman is dumb. There is no other way of saying it, she's just dumb. Would McCain have won 2008 if he picked someone else; of course not - McCain has his own set of problems.

But, Palin took him from losing to being completely utterly destroyed and nearly took out the GOP with her. I don't care if the libs picked on her, because she fucking deserved it. She has absolutely no business being associated with anything political. Our party already gets hammered for being the "dumb" party, don't put more flames on that fire by defending the likes of Palin.

Can't dispense of the Pence

cant mince the pence

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

CANT FENCE THE PENCE!

No defense against the Pence

You cant fence the pence

Fucking orielly just announced it too 1 minute ago. I hope it's Michael Flynn

Easily the best one in this thread

You can't ((coincidence)) the pence.

You can't flense the Pence.

You can't tense the Pence.

Brought on Pence to build the Fence?

You can't benis the benise

what did he mean by this?

you can't buck the truck

PENCE

PRO TPP

INTRODUCED LE RELIGIOUS BILL AND REVISED IT THAT WEEK BECAUSE OF BACKLASH

IS CONSIDERED LE BIGOT MEME

SHILLS PUSH PENCE

PENCE PICKED

PENCE NOW USED AS EXAMPLE TRUMP IS A BIGOT AND ACTUALLY ONLY LIKES LE WHITE BIGOTS :^))))))))

PENCE GUARANTEES THE LEFT'S NARRATIVE

PENCE GUARANTEES HILLARY SECURES NON-WHITE VOTERS

PENCE GUARANTEES THIS NATION BECOMES MAJORITY BROWN

PENCE OPPOSES THE WALL

PENCE GAVE CARRIER TAX BREAKS TO FACILITATE THEM LEAVING INDIANA

PENCE IS CONTROLLED OPPOSITION AND MAY BE THE ACTUAL GLOBALIST CHOICE USING NEWT AS A SMOKESCREEN

(also pro-israel for decades)

Donald "Open Borders" Trump
Donald "Sellout" Trump
Donald "Jim Crow for gays" Trump
Donald "TPP" Trump
Donald "Cuckservtive" Trump
Donald "Die for Israel" Trump
Donald "Arrest women" Trump
Donald "Amnesty" Trump

>can't pants the pence

It's can't fence the pence guys.
Everything else blows ass.

Also good

cant jew the jew

You can't beat off the Pence.

Fence, man. It's the only thing that works.

>CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE

Pence makes sense

because he will unify all the christians out there who think Trump is a lil edgy. Pence tows the party line. Pence knows Washington, Pence is no stranger to controversy after he was banning gays from pizza parlors in Indiana

he can take the heat and play the game

Trump & Pence makes sense.

Why, is there any risk that christians are going to vote for Hillary?

He needs Flynn. Show them a real nonpartisan ticket; a first in over a century.

You cant win.

Period.


Memes over faggots, now kill yourself

Why didnt he pick Sessions?

Ted kennedy sperg'd in the 80s and blocked him from a judge thing for "racism"

You think that's it?

Take your pick

>Why, is there any risk that christians are going to vote for Hillary?
There is a very real risk Evangelicals won't show up to vote. Trump wins, if he does so, on a big right wing turnout and low democratic energy.

Pence makes Sense

can also be replaced with "Pence makes Cents" when talking about economic policy.

...

Make sense of pence.

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Can't Pinch the Pence

Better start saving up, Paco. You've got a wall to pay for.

>Trump really blew it out of the water with this pick
ftfy

Pence is gonna help build the fence

Fence, the only logical answer.

No nonsense from Pence.

Can't Win With Pence!

>Voted YES on making the PATRIOT Act permanent. (Dec 2005)