/heem/

regret edition


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>MMAFighting UFC 220 Preview Show
[YouTube] UFC 220 Preview Show - MMA Fighting (embed)
>Aussie & Fancy Breakdown UFC 220
[YouTube] UFC 220 Aussie & Fancy Breakdown (embed)
>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
[YouTube] The MMA Hour: Episode 417 (W/ DC in studio, Sonnen, Cyborg, Rockhold, more) (embed)
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
[YouTube] Monday Morning Analyst: Celebrating Darren Elkins, Ashi Garami And More (embed)
>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat - 1/17/18
[YouTube] Live Chat: UFC 220 & Bellator 192 Preview, Jon Jones Polygraph And More (embed)
>The MMA Beat: Episode 176
[YouTube] The MMA Beat: Episode 176 (embed)

>UFC 220 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1: [YouTube] UFC 220 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 1 (embed)
Episdoe 2: [YouTube] UFC 220 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 2 (embed)
Episode 3: [YouTube] UFC 220 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 3 (embed)
Episode 4: [YouTube] UFC 220 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 4 (embed)
Episode 5: [YouTube] UFC 220 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 5 (embed)

/mma/ News:
>Dana White: Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov winner will be ‘champion’
mmafighting.com/2018/1/19/16911574/dana-white-tony-ferguson-vs-khabib-nurmagomedov-winner-will-be-champion

>USADA hands Francisco Rivera four-year suspension
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/usada-hands-ufc-francisco-rivera-four-year-suspension

>Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje set for April
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/dustin-poirier-vs-justin-gaethje-targeted-spring-ufc

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Rory

Bispi Bless me bujds!!

fuck you fat disgusting losers

Bjpenn.com

Blessed Calendarbro kekers
BASED Felix
DE bonger (kys lowkey)

>browsing leddit
come on son

/heem/ is growing stronger

Who else is hyped about Tibau?

That fight isn't for almost a month lad

Felix bringing the bantz to start
>based

I think there was a pic with all the /r/mma mods on reddit.

Funny that they all were either fat or what we call numales/soy-boys.

hyped about him getting beat up yeah

Of course

R8 my oc

bless
gtfo
felgoat
lowKey thanks Buddeh
"""moral""""" oral indeed fucking sperg

8/10, made my sides a little nauseous

Stipe has Meme Lobov's arms

is Stipe going to survive tonight's KO by Ngannou or will he die?
Serious replies ONLY.

>watching shit-tier PooFC instead of god-tier Bellator

flip a coin desu. no way the fight goes past round 2, who wins is a toss up tho

>tfw you were part of, if not the, initial ngannou poster in 2016

just want the meme to die today lads
i'm sorry for what i started

This is a lie, they may be r/mma mods but they're smarter than that.

Looks like downs syndrome as well

HEEM TEEM 2018
LowKEY best BUDDEHS on Sup Forums

lol


also

PRime Schaub would beat Bisping and Ngannou at the same time

deal with it ;) or get blesse dand flusehd, nerds
bless

The entire subreddit is really faggy, but there's occasionally some good shit and it's good for news.

I don't buy into the rampant cuck thing, but the way the talk about Ngannou is really feels they want him to fuck their wives.

Thank god theres no WMMA tonight

Who here /fighting-depression/

Are you allowed to say cuck or make cuck/nigger jokes on Leddit?

...

bless buddeh cheer up
yes

youtube.com/watch?v=9gspElv1yvc

In memoriam to Stipe Micocic who died en route to hospital from brain hemorrhaging.

August 19, 1982 to January 21st, 2018. Survived by Ryan Marie Carney.

According to sources Stipe Miocic's last words to his family were
>"What is he going to do.. heem me to death?"

Press F to pay respects.

RIP in Peace you beautiful angle.

Smoke weed, take up BJJ, get a girl.

>Tfw your boy is about to become HW champ
I became an insta-fan the first moment I saw him weigh in. I had never seen him fight, I just saw the boy weigh in and he became my insta-boy, then I went and looked at the odds and saw he was at evens and being the degenerate I am bet on him immediately.

Anyone else know this feel of excitement?

who here /justexisting/

Brendan Schaub seems like a good, down to earth kinda fellow, but he was a MEDIOCRE fighter

not me i'm going places

>uriah gives the best post fight motivational speech and then misses weight

Can't wait for Stipe to BTFO of the casuals, maybe they'll go away for a while

he literally heemed cro cop buddeh

tonight BLACKED posting either dies or becomes bigger than ever

If Ngannou loses will you stop tripfagging on /heem/?

first Tiger, now this

We throw our jabs differently in MMA though my guy

I'm excited but I hope Stipe doesn't get brain damage, he's a nice guy

...

Don't smoke weed if you're depressed, do exercise and train, and girls can be great

only if someone bets me something equally important. I've found that anons never pay up though.

>still no rose joanna fight in the news

Depends. Nigger would get you banned unless it's not an insult. Calling everyone a cuck would eventually get you banned. Joking about how they all sound like cucks talking about Ngannou would get you downvotes but not a ban. It's left up to the subreddits discretion.

it's like that radiohead lyric

"I'm not living / I'm just killing time"

the Ngannou meme ends tonight

why is that spergy girl always there

webm related

ngannou,tonight

We are all Ngannou lad.
Stipe is a nice guy and I hope his career doesn't get deleted after tonight. I still want to see him vs. Cain.

kek if not shopped

Who is the most chin deleted fighter today?

Schaub Bless
bless vinn
gadooshed
flushed based broh

me on the left

You're right, weed isn't a solution to anything really. It can help with socialization if you're a bit of an aspie though.

***OFFICIAL CHADS OF UFC***
>JBJ
>Rockhold
>Garbrandt
>Stipe
>Urijah
>Gustafsson
>Ortega
>Lee

Picks are done insofar as i'm concerned. I'm off to a sports bar and by that I mean going to sleep so I'll goof this in the morning unless someone else wants to take over.

she ded?

unironically this
lol I know you made this calendar

you need to be at least 6'0 to be a chad

is it a chad move to flee the scene of an accident but then return to get your crackpipe?

Nobody from team alpha manlet can be a chad.
youtube.com/watch?v=2I4aAnnJwg0&t=30s

>dropped by rumble and Gus
>heemd by Jon
>weight cuts getting tougher every time
He’s getting booped

ded or paralyzed i would guess

Rampage
Lima
Mikey boy
Karakhanyan
Kruchten

BLESS BLESS
lol

>Michael Bisping ;^)
LoWkey Schaub

Tie between Chuck and Wandy

James Thompson has the worst chin but he never had one to be begin with.

why are you going to sleep lad?

why would you sleep right before some spicy fights, doesn't follow logically

he can always cheat to make weight like he did against rumble

That's an incredibly underrated song. The live version from the I Might Be Wrong album is even better IMO, even if the studio version is pretty cool since the vocals are recorded backwards. True Love Waits by Radiohead, btw.

DC bless

wtf imagine being this retarded
pretty special

>Gustaffson

Yes

nigger
spic
gook
sandnigger
pico

Ha, I was just watching this
youtu.be/049FVqkDzk8
And thinking he actually isn’t a legit champ in anyway. He never beat Jon, he should have lost his belt on the scale, and then he lost to Jon again.

I made Ponzi famous.

>anything by radiohead
>underrated

just kys
based

What'd be something an user could bet, though?

Heem sleepy

And a mediocre analyst, comedian, podcaster, sneaker expert, father, husband....

You sure it isn’t his career in the ufc?

Oh fer shure a cheap turkroach Rumble knockoff with yuro tier grappling will be a threat to DC my man

lol, I just wanted to be edgy and got these digits. I think this is a sign bois

kek u play UFC2?

>99 points
Doesn't that mean that post actually got a lot of of upvotes
So /r/mma is basically /heem/?

You can't be a chad if you have losses on your record. That means only Khabib and Jon are the official UFChads

heem down a fresh cup of semen and watch this homoerotic "sport" with us lad, come on

When does the lellator main card start?

Whi ys it called a fight CARD anyway? What the fuck am I supposed to have a deck for this shit?!

His immortal soul

Are you the brit Ponzi fan?

I know you wont forget me, your boy

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