Is it even fucking possible for someone to play him in the inevitable biopic?

[Brayden Barnes]

Seriously? who?

[Jayden Phillips]

A well sculpted puppet

[Ian Morales]

CGI.

[Oliver Brooks]

...

[Adam Myers]

whenever i start to think hey jews might not be that bad i remember michael and want to fucking holocaust them all

[Owen Moore]

Johnny Depp

[Andrew Ramirez]

...

[Dominic Fisher]

Probably some no-name who needs his/her big break.

[Ian Cook]

his greedy parents beat the sanity out of him, blame his dad more than jews.

[Samuel Gray]

Diego Luna did a bretty gud job