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So I get to the film room, and Carson’s sitting in there, looking like he’s been in there for a while. He’s got our last game up on the projector. Red zone stuff.

I must have been in there two minutes.

He says, “You see this? If they line up in this zone coverage when we’re in (let’s call it Tiger), I’m gonna audible you into the corner post, and we’re gonna score a touchdown.”

I’m like, Cool. Then I go home.

Cut to the game. We’re in the red zone. Carson calls “Tiger”. Carolina’s in that exact zone coverage they showed us on film. And I’m thinking, Carson, man. Unbelievable. He checks me into the corner post. The next thing I know, I’m jumping into the air and the ball is right in my hands.

The guy scored that touchdown the day before in the film room.

What the fuck

threadly reminder

6th for doggos

>le ebin Blacked meme
loser

Why is everybody talking about the Jags defense vs Brady and not the Patriots defense (which is better) against Blake Bortles?

>All this rage and vitriol against the Jaguars
>Literal whos last 15 season
Why are Pats fans afraid of the Jags?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

because you're a stupid fucking NIGGER

Because Bortles isn't the focal point of the offense. And even in spite of that, he hasn't been making mistakes like everyone expected him to.

What is wrong with her face? Seriously, is it just me or is there something off about it?

it's a foregone conclusion that Bortles is going to get mega-rekt and eaten alive, in some order

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Confuckulations, you got an STD

butt chin

Probably all that unprotected gay sex. Maybe you got pozzed.

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looks like you picked up something from that "stranger" you "had sex with" earlier. inadvisable course of action, my dear trip

I have rug burn from jackin it 5 times a day

Dead inside/pretending to be human

she's not wrong

I wanna know why people aren't talking about the Jaguars offensive line that just dominated a shitty 3-4 Steelers front seven at home for a second time going up against an even shittier 3-4 Patriots front seven

can't stop the run if you don't win in the trenches but nu-Sup Forums thinks that doesn't matter (even though the Jags have the advantage at both OLine and DLine)

>#2 defense vs #2 offense
>#5 defense vs #5 offense
hmm

still absolutely dickriding the Jags to the end

she's a Bears fan, she doesn't know shit about quarterbacks

Because they haven’t bothered watching a pats game after week 4, when their defense was actually hot garbage. Patriots D has been better than the jaguars in PPG since week 5 but no one cares because
>muh sacksonville!

>she's a Bears fan
she roots for the right QB

If Tom Brady had played in the NFC his entire career he would have won maybe two Super Bowls. He has been carried by the fact that the AFC has been dogshit his entire career.

But that's a seam

truth biscuit looked alright doe

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

he threw the ball maybe 6 times all year

same goes for Montana in the 80s

So how does the janitor file his taxes? I mean since he does it for free can he claim it as deductable volunteer work?

maybe

but he was NFC

>played against the NFCs best team 7 times
>went 5-2

What did he mean by this?

Carson Wentz is the First QB Since 1999 Peyton Manning to make an all-pro team in his second year

yeah, it's not like you have to beat the best NFC team to win the owl or anything
this is incorrect
they definitely took the right approach with him though, unlike the Browns did with Kizer

he wouldn't be in a division with 3 absolute dogshit teams

>mfw blood in semen

the fuck did I just watch?
youtube.com/watch?v=DajK_CQyVKM

He has a better record outside the AFC East than inside the AFC East

Does anyone here know if the Vikings are legit dangerous?

is that good?

Thanks for feeding the trip you stupid fucking idiots. Stupid FUCKING idiots

shes got a huge nose

All me btw

I had that for a short while. It's generally nothing and hard to find the cause. It went away.

Blood in your piss is more worrisome.

I legit have rug burn from jackin it 5 times a day

Nice trip-dubs

my cock isn't buried in it

>Not going to an asian massage parlor and getting one of the best handies of your life for like $40

They expect you to tip it to $100 ($60 tip) but if you don't go to the same one each time you can get away with not tipping

Eagles fan btw

but where do you keep the condoms?

>being attracted to coalburners

Dilfer's a SB champ so its not impossible.

>paying for handies
WEW LAD

this is one of the strangest things I have ever watched, it feels like porn.
>that illegal streaming box

he'd be in the NFC East or NFC North
>Redskins
dogshit team
>Giants
dogshit team, they would have figured Eli out eventually, especially without the PTSD from 18-1
>Cowboys
perennial chokers
>Eagles
perennial chokers
>Bears
dogshit team
>Lions
dogshit team turned chokers
>Vikings
perennial chokers
>Packers
fair enough
not that much more challenging desu
keep in mind that the Jest made two title games in a row with Sanchise

>@Jaguars Tom Coughlin is expected to be on the sideline during #AFCCG, has stayed up top all season

Holy fuck this game is getting cerebral as shit now

my dick hurts

I don't have money for such decadent things

>not telling a coalbuner you have AIDS and letting her suck your cock so she infects coals
racewar much?

jags are the official Sup Forums team right now.
I cant because the vikings are still in it. but if they go down tomorrow Im on board.
also you kinda got a bunch of loud mouthed niggers that arent that likeable.

>2004
-Star player T.O. gets leg injury week 15 vs Cowboys
-Team goes 13-3
-Face Falcons and Vikings in playoffs to reach Superbowl to play Patriots

>2017
-Star player Wentz gets leg injury week 14 vs Rams
-Team goes 13-3
-Face Falcons and Vikings in playoffs to reach Superbowl to play Patriots

What does it mean /nfl/?

I don't want a racewar. I just want Jim Crow back.

but user, Tom Brady does play in the NFC...

is he allowed to give advice to Marrone?

>Redskins
I agree
>Giants
they've had strong defenses.
>Cowboys
there would be many shootout games
>Eagles
I agree
>Bears
they've had some strong defenses
>Lions
I agree
>Vikings
they've had some strong defenses
>Packers
I think they'd be fierce rivals

apart from the Lions in the North and the 'skins in the East, Brady would be facing way better teams than he'd see in the AFC East

What does shitting blood. Been happening on and off for a few months. Should I see someone?

When it happens it's liquid, idk what to do.

same scenario except they'll be playing the Jags

Get me to Miami bros.

If it's been consistent, I'd get it checked out. That could be a big internal problem, depending on the color of the blood and how severe.

>implying the best team in each conference always makes it to the Owl
I would not call a 9-7 or 10-6 team the best in its conference.
>the Patriots unironically lost to both of the worst teams Brady has faced in a Super Bowl

Belichick is going to get a mindfucking yet again by Coughlin. fuck

based

Red, not all the time, still scary as fuck, I hate doctors tho, and if it's something big idk how to deal with that stuff. Anyway love you sp, back to shitty football talk.

Why are you homosexuals talking about piss, shit, blood and semen?

>That's nice championship appearance you have there, Bill...it'd be a shame if you lost

foootbaalll

>has blood gushing from orifice for months
>asks for advice in a CTEball thread on a Taiwanese cartoon image board.
What a grand example of natural selection.

zimmer is a better coach than pederson.
keenum is a better qb than foles.
vikings D is better than eagles D.
vikings O is better than eagles O.
foles or ajayi are gonna turn it over again and again tomorrow.

It's just shit posting. Everyone knows Tom Brady has a winning record against every division.

>mfw I learned "Roll in Peace" by Kodak Black was inspired by Aaron Hernandez

what

You're fat.

>liking shit tier "music"

If the Patriots were in the NFC it would be the Patriots v Steelers/Broncos/Ravens every year. (Except the seasons the gints knock them out of the post season)

No they wouldn't because they'd face much better division opponents. The AFC East is a fucking joke. Literally 8 easy games for the Patriots every season.

but that's the only good kodak track bruh

they all suck, like you, bruv

afc east has the best record since 2002

don't forget that pats fans make excuses when they lose to the bills/dolphins/jets

god I forgot about the fucking taste in music on this board.
blicky stiffy am i right?
>mfw CBS or NBC was using the replacements as intro and outro music during vikings games

>8 division games per year
user...

The pregame anxiety is setting in early. Hold me Vikingsfriends

I wonder why?

Can the madman Coughlin pull off a 3rd win against the diva and the hoodie?

it looks like someone was able to balance a real doll stand on its own

>inb4 LBs catching TDs left and right

Jags are more than talented enough to pull it off but probably not, I'm just happy we made it to another AFCCG so I can say we made it to 3 instead of 2 during arguments