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alan edition

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anime

>271

bit keen

ludicrously early

>40 posts early
Janman needs to get back in here, it's getting out of hand

feel like eating something fried

sopa de macaco

i assumed we were all just trying to get away from the tripfag

Going outside is unbearable in central Rochdale, the place is full of sixth formers

The girls trigger my dysphoria and I also occasionally see mixed race friend groups (white people hanging with pakis) which also upsets and confuses me

Also my sister won't let me use her laptop to fix my 3DS

X

u-pho > k-on

Nothing triggers the autists like a good ol early thread

Sterling Work OP

should go around hazing random men in positions of power to achieve female equality tbqh

back we go

sue

>25
>kissed 2 different girls
>had 4 blowjobs and 6 handjobs
>fingered a girl twice

rate me on the virginometer lads

sun exposure is the most important thing for healthy testosterone levels
I need to start doing full body tans to even out my complexion since I go from wog brown to ghost white

Off piss.

lads

@81033259
good one congratulating yourself for your autistry lad

me in the pic

matt

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what kind of runt doesn't have forced user enabled

i know right

but what about MALE genital mutilation?!

charging my melanin artificially as we speak

haha

Sexy.
>sun exposure is the most important thing for healthy testosterone levels
Says who?

hmm

How do you filter tripfags though?

heh

Any idea how many people die on them? I heard it's very few, and the rare cases it happens, it's due to previously unknown allergies. There have been cases of amputations, loss of limb function, heart attacks, permenant brain damage, immuno disorders etc though. I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm pretty tough.

any goo man in?

going to jail you for anti-semitism lad

the final, actual goal: pregnant tights gf

>forced user
Ummmm tripfag here please remove that forced user thing I have a right to be recognised???

oi

says the Ancient Greeks

They are literally putting things in your body to see if it kills you or not

It’s not hard to understand

pregnant mulatto tights gf is goal

new assassins creed bloke is meant to be from sudan but has a nigerian accent because in the eyes of leftists all africans literally arr rook same; where theyre from/what african culture they belong to is completely irrelevant so long as they look and sound like black african stereotype jungle tribe bongo man. about as racist as it comes no different at all to calling japs chinese, referring to indians as arabs etc etc

Who wants to hear a good joke?

his sentence cannot come soon enough

'ri fatcam

>oi

literally just tick the box

thought this was a legit thing and not some bullshit you heard from plato

fuck off racist

me

rude

the ANC needs to just get on with it and exterminate the whites for good so you will finally fuck off

don't care

>thights on pooskins

baffling

hi asl? id really like to get to know you better

>rude

yes pls

business idea: if we never reply to the south african he can't post his joke

it is a legit thing, sun exposure is scientifically tied to testosterone prosecution and vitamin D pills are not a complete substitute
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8493042.stm

wow you're not nice at all

no thanks
yesterdays was shit

business idea: always reply to the south african to scupper this guy's plan

any thot hunter man in?

6 months
inanimate
being thrown in the air by a little bug alien

Some people love pushing the limits and challenging themselves.
Heard they loved sucking dick.

So why won't she name these writers then?

>Cambridge student Lizzie Bowes, 19, from Peterborough, criticised those who are "too quick" to fall back on the argument that there are no BME authors of the same calibre as William Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer or John Milton.

>"As a BME student myself, being constantly told that BME authors are excluded from the canon and the curriculum simply because they're 'not good enough' is hugely disheartening and alienating," she said.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41749939

i want to put my mouth on his mouth

>wow you're not nice at all

early threads are just annoying. that's not triggering somebody, it's not causing any offence, it just makes people think "oh here goes that retard, being retarded again. what a terminal retard"

and you're not doing it to 'trigger' anyone, you're doing it because you are a child that craves attention, even if it's negative. early threads only serve to split posters in the case someone has another thread ready, or force people to repost their post from the previous thread because no one will look at it after a new is posted.

retarded? yes
offensive? no

there is actually nothing more masculine than fucking another bloke up the shitpipe
shows complete and total dominance
heteros are the cucks in the real world, open your mind

Is that Sup Forums X? I don't have that. Anyway, I prefer to filter the tripcodes so I don't see their posts at all. They're always utter blog shite.

*signs up for clandestine 66-fag-poo clinical trials*

why are you putting those pictures of small brained men next to all my posts?

>slept in
>wasted my day off
>ketamine didn't come
fuck

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I am 34, last night I was out with my 19 year old girlfriend and someone yelled, "pedophile!" It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

yes, the ccd0 fork

>he's become self aware

>not sucking dick to directly take in pure test purely Platonically

not your best, but okay

that reminds me

kek you mad autismo

>They are literally putting things in your body to see if it kills you or not

that's not even remotely true. extensive animal testing and studies of potential effects on humans are done before putting anything into humans. the cases of death are almost non existent in clinical trials.

I mean, it's not great but it's a lot better then half of the autismos here.

I am 34, last night I was out with my 19 year old wife and someone yelled, "That's a barmcake!" It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone.

lol u mad sperglord

*dodges*
*teleports behind you*

When I was at Glastonbury a saw a lad walking around holding up a sign that said "SELF AWARE" and nothing else. I didn't laugh at the time but looking back it was pretty ironic.

Anyone here really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fucking love video games?

My day off today:
>woke up at 06:30 due to wageslave bodyclock
>did a pee then went back to bed with laptop
>wanked
>watched an episode of Mindhunter
>got up ~08:15
>showered, dressed, made a breakfast of cornflakes and a cup of aeropress coffee
>watched another episode of Mindhunter over breakfast
>took me up to ~10:00
>another cup of press coffee, 2 biscuits and the third and final episode of Mindhunter
>browsed the 'dit and the 'chon until lunch
>made a bacon sandwich for lunch
>at a Crunchie and browsed more
>browsing all afternoon since then
>just made beans on toast for dinner there

...

haha

what's your favourite one?

cunt

love hawkie
he is truly are lad

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douchebag

I said NO you fucking nigger

You now have TEN SECONDS to say what your favourite album is.

Christ the utter state