Bored. Secrets thread?

Bored. Secrets thread?

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Sometimes I bump threads

same

I occasionally fap to pics of female friends.

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>Work at hedge fund
>Senior colleague recently got divorced
>He and ex have joint custody of 6yo daughter
>One evening a week his ex drops her off at the office
>She’s usually in fancy Upper East Side school uniform
>Still at age where she doesn’t know how to wear a skirt
>One night he brings her into my office
>Says he’s running downstairs to get coffee and can I watch her
>Not a good idea, but how can I say no?
>She plugs her iPad into wall and sprawls out on my floor
>Full view of her panties
>Last about two mins before I’m rubbing it through pants
>Ask what game she’s playing
>She offers to show me
>Unplugs iPad, comes over and FUCKING SITS ON MY KNEE
>She starts long explanation and I pretend to listen
>Meanwhile, put hand down my pants and start rubbing
>She keeps shifting her weight around on my knee
>She hasn’t noticed so I pick up speed
>She’s still talking when I shoot about 7 ropes into my boxers
>Stuck in my office a whole hour longer while wet spot dries

>We ha Sec
>all ve rets

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That's fucked up. Is this real, or a copypasta?

Real. Happened early this summer. First time I’ve posted it.

I gotta ask. How the hell do you feel about that? Guilty, happy, like a pedo? Seriously though, how?

Im almost certain my older sister had sex with a group of young boys

I am actually one of the seven holy jews. The world is allowed to exist because of us.

Meh. She didn’t know it was happening so where’s the harm? I know it’s not going to make me any friends, but it satisfied an urge without doing any damage. Seems benign to me.

Lol wot

Not really a secret, but interesting all the same: I’ve never masturbated.

i went to an extremely liberal music festival this summer and ended up in an orgy where i probably had sex with 12+ women and men...no condoms and probably no birth control. never have i done something like that, normally a very straight laced and reserved guy. i did so many drugs that weekend that i was seeing halos around everything for weeks after. didn't even think i was gay until that but i just went with it and i guess i am now.

I pay soneone to make a lot of x-rays off of my social media contacts

got my gfs friend hammered took pics of her tits while asleep. then she woke up (faked I was asleep) and watched her undress and change.

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I keep a crushed up spark plug in the change hole within my glove compartment, and a slingshot in the trunk.

When people short me on deliveries, I like to come by after my shift, and fire a pinch of broken porceline at their cars. It makes a fairly quiet burst of powder and pebbles that absolutely rapes any window in sight.

Have smashed dozens of windows.
Feel like a cunt for doing it afterwards usually, but these are the wages of sin.

My boyfriend says he doesn't fap so I'm embarrassed that I do.

I lost my virginity to my cousin. Worth it! Incest is wincest

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

I have been in a steady relationship with my girl for about 7 years. It has a gotten to the point that I even sleep over at her house sometimes. To keep it short my girlfriend has an older sister, she is the complete opposite of my girlfriend and is obsessed with her looks and she knows she is attractive. During the years I have been there she has brought multiple guys at home but none of those relationships lasted. I would always console her and try to be as much of a friend to her as I could and tell her that the right guy would come along. But things have gotten a bit sexual, it all started when I walked in on her naked when she was walking out of her room, obviously she did not know i was there. My girlfriend was not too happy about it but I just told her that i did not see anything. Then it started to become more frequent, to the point that I started to question if it was coincidence or on purpose. She would leave her door room open enough that someone could see her change naked. She would act surprised etc. but I would joke around that I have already seen everyone naked and that its fine. It happens.. then one day .. she slips on some water at home and falls hard on the floor and she cant get up so I come behind her and hook my hands under her arms so that I can pull her up and bring her to the sofa so that she cab sit down... when I put my hands under her i accidentally felt her breasts she did not have a bra on.. I just played dum and slowly helped her to the sofa.. but we both knew. After that its been the occasional naked peep show she does for me. But I have not acted on it or told my gf because I dont want to make matters worse. So yeah thats my dirty confession. Sometimes I would just go in the bathroom and pull one out to make me mentally sane.

I say that to my gf and she feels like a weird horny freaky because she needs to.

I'm lying tho

I'm probably going to lose a 9 year relationship soon. Gearing up to start dating again and buying a new condo.

17 years ago, I worked in a local restaurant. I was 17 at the time. A 26-year old waitress came onto me and we ended up fucking for about a month with no protection. She suddenly disappeared and I later found out that she was actually married and cheated on her husband with me. I also found out that she had a kid exactly 9 months after our episode. She told her husband that it was his. I still stalk her on Facebook and the kid looks way more like me than him.

You're gonna love the privacy and freedom for the next 6 months

My best friend's fiance held my hand. It was nice. I feel guilty about enjoying it.

What's the point of lying about it?

What's the point of lying about it

And after that?

After that I drive home, my shift is over.

My mom had a relationship with a guy just a couple of years older than me for some time. I have seen her taking his cumshot and swallowing it once. She doesnt know and I still fap to the memories.

Your boyfriend likes that youre embarrassed about it and he probably faps twice a day

??

Pardon the other post, wrong dude.

I personally didn't get lonely till about a year after, but up until then I just had flings when I wanted sex. My privacy stopped Feeling sacred after about 6 months, to the point where I wouldn't have minded telling a girl where I was going and what I was doing, and after about a year I started actually dating again

Yep

Interesting... I've asked him several times over the years and he sticks to his guns and says he can't get hard when he tries.

>didn't even think i was gay until that
Yo, I found out I like to watch guys kiss in porn. dudes fucking dudes doesn't do it for me and my partner already played with my ass and I get nothing from that but a dude leans over and kisses his bro while sharing a girl. tenouttaten

Guess this counts as a secret but yeah there you go.

"Wehasec allverets" Words to live by. Amen.

i tried to fuck my labrador when i was 11

In the past week, I've unironically thought about killing myself. Not how. Just have the strong desire to not live anymore.

It's stupid, and the internet isn't my soap box, but I have no motivation to do anything. I've never felt so low and worthless before. And it's over something as fucking stupid as not being able to find work.
I'm not equipped with the skills or abilities to live in the real world. Fuck.

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I jerked off in front of my sister once.
She somehow convinced me to show her how a boy cums.
Feel pretty awkward nowadays remembering it every time I see her.

My girl friend has the gay guy as her friend. He's a huge fucking Twink manlet and I can't stop wanting to pound his ass. I only think about it when I jack off but I just want to stick my cock up his faggot Twink ass so bad while my GF watches. He's like 5'3" and is begging to get fucked. I don't want to think about it anymore.

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You lucky bastard. At least try to get pictures. Maybe convince her it's normal to go around naked in front of you, see if you can't get her and your girl naked in the same room

she DEFINITELY remembers it too. Think about that.

don't quit easy we could all slit our wrists or drown ourselves. just go fucking gamble away everything or learn how to surf and live on the beach. Die of hunger? At least you fuckin went for something.

My brother constantly walks around me naked and knows it weirds me out. He continues to do it anyways.

sounds to me like youre a faggot twink as well.

"partner" what kind of faggot shit is that?

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Yeah he's so full of shit. It's not that big of a deal, he probably thinks it's cute when you get a little flustered and probably turns him on a little. All girls and guys rub one out here and there, if not a lot more obviously, it's whatever it's 2019, enjoy your body.

I know but I prefer to tell myself she doesnt lol. We never spoke about it and I think its because its awkward for her aswell. Not gonna lie if she asked me today I would do it again tho

So are you going to be a low life peice of shit or claim what's rightfully yours.

I fucked this guy and don't care if it makes me gay

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Agreed:)

Be a low-life piece of shit and be very relieved when that fucker turns 18.

Just don't care

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I keep having dreams that my GF asks me to teach her daughter about sex.
The GF takes my dick out and shows it to her daughter, demonstrates how to give a handjob and blowjob, then has her daughter try.
Unfortunately, my GF is horrible at both IRL, and fantastic in my dreams. I wouldn't want my GF teaching anyone anything sexual.

I also keep having dreams that her daughter approaches me directly and asks me to teach her. I start out by eating her pussy and making her cum multiple times.
Once she experiences her first orgasms, she's hooked and keeps wanting to learn more.

The daughter and I are going shopping soon and I want to buy her several brushes with different sized handles and even suggest a small massager of some kind. Her reaction will let me know how sexually aware she really is.

I'm a married guy that used to be bi.
Lately I've been craving dick and today i went to grindr and got fucked senseless

Gay as fuck

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Woah, I'm tearing my hair out over not being able to lock down a second job.

Haven't thought about killing myself, but when they shut my water off tomorrow I might. Stay strong gayboi

>Used to be bi
So now you're just a closeted faggot

While taking pictures of my wifes friend, i stuck a shoehorn in her pussy to better be able to take pictures of her hole. Was hard to hold the DSLr with one hand and opening the pussy with the other. But never washed the shoehorn, so now i smile everytime i have to use it, knowing where it has been. And fap pretty often to her pics.

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How old is the daughter?

I ate a before

Almost 13

I have nothing to gamble. I'm $110,000 in debt. I see all my peers with the same qualifications making it in life, and I don't even get so much as a rejection letter from all the applications I've submitted. I don't even want to try. How can I have 3+ years of experience? I only see myself not getting a response, and my parents hating me for being so useless.

Time is running out and I'm fucked if I don't get a real job soon.

This shouldn't be getting too me man. I haven't cried In years, and I'm sobbing over something so inconsequential. I can't get a job, that's it? Pathetic.

I miss my exs fat ass. I hated her for a while but still wish we stayed fuck buddies. She always had this weird body smell that made me boner up when I got a whiff. Havent met another girl that smells as good yet.

i went to a card room in california and played some blackjack

holy shit it was bad

all of the dealers were complete shit that kept making errors

what's worse is that they go so fast, that even the bankers next to them can't keep up or catch their errors

my dealer was an annoying asian girl who wouldn't stop talking shit about everyone in the room (including me)

even though she kept swearing and yelling at everyone, no one cared

people even tipped her for being treated like shit

i lost $1,200 within 30 minutes and got treated like garbage the entire time

i feel extremely emasculated and cucked

i can never tell anyone about this, so i'm venting here

that's my secret

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I lost v card at the theater with my sister and cousin on the scene. It was awesome i disturb the whole theater from watching spider man 3. I was kik out and finish in the female bathroom with my girl and my cousin looking out the door if anybody is coming

When I was 14 I found my 60 year old neighbour on a gay dating site, he used to pay me money to go over and suck his cock after school

did you not finish punpun? the whole point is that no matter how shitty your life is and ends up being, it will all have some meaning in the end. I dont know your situation, and while ending it all might be the only thing you see right now, consider doing something wild, something you never would do due to obligations or constraints.

Say fuck it and just rethink your life, go do something you want to do.

Lost a bet with a coworker. Loser had to come in crossdressed as a girl to work. I decided to go all out and be as passable as I could be. Caught my coworker taking photos of me when I wasn’t looking.

My co worker told me he lost 2000 on one game in casino so could had been worse

Lmao all those gay fantasies. Stop larping faggots

I bump em from the last page so jannies get mad

Kadush
Can I please know more?

so.. you behind any proxies?

Are you male or female?

I finished punpun user. Thanks for the reply.

fuck, that's gay

fucked my sister. big age gap.

How?

I find it hot when she thinks she's ashamed of how gross she is

Are you lying through your fucking teeth about your qualifications? You should be. I am. Who cares if they fire you down the road, money now.

How what?
One day I just saw a bunch of schoolguys leave our home while she was the only one there. They were visibly excided and when I came inside she was all sweaty and shit. Never saw them in the act of doing it but it fucking sparked like a straight shota fetish in me. They were around 14 I would say. Fucking hot fantasizing about what they were doing with her.

I've been trying to spend more time with my GFs daughter now that I know she's wearing panties loaded with my cum. I can't wait until she does her laundry again so I can load up all her clean ones.

I'm a married guy that used to be bi.
Lately I've been craving dick and today i went to grindr and got fucked senseless twie

When my sister and I lived at home, we both had rooms upstairs, but I also had a room in the basement. I had a mattress of sorts on some milk crates and would sleep downstairs often. Mainly so I could jerk off in peace.
My sister, she's 4 years younger, decided she wanted a room downstairs too, but we didn't really have any more actual rooms down there. So she hung sheets from the ceiling to form "walls" and moved some of her stuff into her makeshift room. She would sleep down there too, only not as often.
My room had a door on it, but no real handle. I had a slide lock on the inside but my parents didn't like me locking the door when I slept down there because they were afraid they couldn't get me out if something bad happened.
So one night we're both sleeping downstairs. I would normally close and lock the door if I were going to stroke it, but it was late enough that my parents were asleep and I thought my sister was asleep in her "room".
I had a blacklight in there that I kept on when I slept, mostly because I had painted the walls black and splattered fluorescent paint all over them, so it looked cool.
I'm sitting on my "bed", completely naked, eyes closed and beatin my meat like it owed me money. I don't remember what I was thinking about, but I do remember hearing something to my right, where the door to the room was. I was right on the edge of cumming and I remember opening my eyes, which had to adjust to the blacklight, and looking in the direction of the door. My sister was standing there, wide eyed. I remember her eyes glowing in the blacklight. lol
Right at that moment my cock erupted and stream after stream of cum shot out. My brain said I should stop stroking, but my dick was having none of that.
My sister was staring right at my dick as I emptied everywhere and continued to stroke until I slowly squeezed the last drop out.
She didn't even look at me, just turned and went back to her "room". She never mentioned it and neither did I.

I also remember, after the incident with my sister, that I would sleep naked quite often, hoping she'd get another eye full if she woke up before me. I remember several times where she'd need to use the phone (only landlines back then and I had the only one in the basement) so she'd have to stand in my room and talk to her friends while I was laying there, naked and hard as a rock. The thrill of knowing she was right next to me and on the phone with someone I knew just made me harder.

A couple times I was so horny that I'd crawl through the darkness of the basement, because she didn't leave any kind of light on, and jerk off right next to her while she slept.
The thrill of trying to quietly stroke my cock, trying to not breath heavy or make any noises when I came, along with the chance of getting caught/hoping she'd wake up and catch me was probably some of the best orgasms of my life.

I used to go into the garage to work on my car, but I'd really sneak out onto the back deck and spy on my sister through the bathroom window. One time I made some noise and she must've heard because she climbed up on the toilet and looked out the window. Luckily it was high up and I ducked down so she couldn't see me.

One night my younger cousin (female) was staying over and her and my sister were hanging out late. My sister must’ve realized I watched porn in my room because she asked if they could watch. I told them they had to watch it with me, but that I’d let them if they wanted.
They agreed so I grabbed the only VCR we had in the house, which was in the living room, and brought it down to my room.
I happened to have a copy of the movie Taboo, which would be perfect for my plan. If you haven’t seen this porn classic, it was one of the first incest movies and was my go-to back then.
So I fire up the VCR and start the movie. My sister and my cousin are sitting on my makeshift bed and I’m sitting on the floor in front of them. We make it through the first fuck scene with them giggling and carrying on. I then fast forward to the next scenes, getting hornier as we get closer to the brother/sister scene. The further into the movie we get, the quieter they become and the harder my cock is getting.
Finally comes the brother/sister scene and I can feel my pulse beating in my head and my cock throbbing. This entire time I’ve been slowly stroking myself and easing my dick out of my shorts, so right in the middle of the brother/sister scene I lean back in between them and start openly stroking myself.
It took them awhile to realize what I was doing, but once they did they both sort of shrieked, got up, left my room and ran upstairs. I thought for sure they were going to tell my parents, but they didn’t.
I finished jekin it and came buckets thanks to them. Then I put the VCR back upstairs and went to bed.

Don't listen to the other guy, lying about your qualifications is never good. You shouldn't care about the experience requirements (especially ones that are under 5years of experience). Most recruiters want to see an interesting CV, keep it to 2 pages max, and most of the important info on the first page, the second page should contain only your past work experiences if you have any, if not its fine list your educational institutions.

If you have any interesting hobbies include them, anything you have done, anywhere you have traveled, or anything interesting you have done/seen, list it on the CV.

Just don't make it colorful and tacky or too cluttered. Basically you are trying to sell yourself to them. And since the recruiters have to go through countless applications they mostly skim for interesting information.

As for the experience, as long as you land an interview you are good, they will ask you how will you compensate for the lack of it, and you have to come up with an answer that suits you as a person.

Also, i am not sure which field of work you're in but sometimes switching to a different field or branch is the solution to landing a job, you will be good as long as you explain why you are the right person.

Lastly, there will be many rejections but eventually, by improving and fixing the mistakes you make you should get an offer.

A professor of mine worked as a recruiter for several companies for over 10 years, and these are just some tips he gave me.

What do i do if they require a reference?
Is that a crime?

I fucked my sister while passed out, still believe her body was made to be abused I would do it again and invite some friends

Would do same but with strangers. Like some bully fuckboys that just Cant wait to get their dicks wet

im a mtf tran and had to do sex work to keep myself from going homeless.

i was going to get evicted because the apartment owner wanted to sell it to some people but i was renting it so they gave the notice in. i started doing cam shows online but couldn't get enough money fast because there's too many girls to choose from.

i offered myself to my landlord and told him he could do whatever he wants as long as he lets me stay until i can pay for the place. he would sometimes come in while i was relaxing and demand sex but i had to do it.
eventually he got angry i was taking long because he was moving away which is why he was selling so i started doing actual sex work, id visit 3 different clients a day and cam between seeing them.

i eventually bought the apartment and my friends all congratulated me. i don't think ill tell anyone irl how i did it

Came in friends milk so his hot mom and sisters would drink it. He probably drank it too. That doesnt make me gay tho.