"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...

"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."

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sex typically consumes 70-100 calories per session, so if we do that a few hundred times and avoid food, we can make that happen!

"Yeah user, I'm pretty sure if that were really the case, then we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place..."

Never to late to start... Take the next few days off work, i'll make you sweat.

Relinquish thy breast you wench

"Start? Who are you kidding? I'm pretty sure we are a few miles deep into it in that regard..."

Cocaine

Its not about the destination. Its about the ride.

"You have any to spare?"

"Nah... by the looks of things right now, I'm going to say the destination is pretty important "

Geez, pessimistic much?

"Maybe if they were worth looking at..."

Oh and what a ride.

"Sorry user...pessimism runs in my family."

Dont apologize
just get spermatized

"Wow... did those words really just come out of your mouth? Please tell me you just lost a bet or something and that you aren't really that socially inept"

It doesn't matter. None of this matters. You're just a guy behind a screen roleplaying with another guy behind a screen. Doing shit like this distracts me from the fact that I am slowly dying, the world is going to shit, and there are millions of people all over the world suffering at the hands of others. I'm growing bored of this little roleplay. it was fun while it lasted, but my creativity was at a critical state even when I began. Good night, user.

Sure but you got snort it off my pp

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A1 fishscale what coke looks like b4 junkie dealers break it down

i unintentionally lost 30 pounds in a month by taking hydrocodone and mdma alot

"And you are sure this will make me thin...er?"

I've lost like 15 lbs in a week on my current yay binge but finding good coke is hard and finding coke this pure is almost impossible.

you already perfect as you are

"I mean... I guess it's gotta be better than sitting on my ass eating Taco Bell all day."

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

"Haha, ok now I know you are just trying to butter me up, user"

"So is apathy apparently "

i mean it *blink*

182

"... did... you just try to wink? "

daffuq?

Fucking kek

daffuck?