Ok Sup Forums, what are 4 items you'd buy at Walmart to freakout the cashier?
>No condoms
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Ok Sup Forums, what are 4 items you'd buy at Walmart to freakout the cashier?
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toys for dogs and cats, acid and razor.
What acid? I don't think Walmart sells many corrosive stuff
Wd-40, baby formula, anal lube and coffee grounds
Loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter
I'm not chemistryfag, you should buy any acid that can decompose solids such as metals with minimum effort.
nails, baseball bat, hammer and trash bags
That's two items sperg
Maga hat, toothpaste, a book other than the bible
Gun shirt, tooth paste, a book other than the bible
Bra, panties, CD from generic female pop singer, and a small makeup case.
Jesus saves shirt, toothpaste, a brain
Plastic kiddie pool, rubber gloves, fleet enemas, rubber hose
Rope or paracord, hammer, tarp, and a hacksaw
Forgot the hack saw and rubber gloves
that would be hacksaw, rubber gloves, acid and trash bags
Trump Towel, toilet paper, toothpaste
Pregnancy test, rope, ductape, ammo.
Donald Trump bobblehead, toothpaste, shoes, The Cat in The Hat
Hoodie, ski mask, gloves, kitchen knife and rat poison
Roses, Champagne,Rat Poison,Shovel
Explain
Rope. Duct tape. Gloves. Knifes
Rope, bleach, white sheet, moon pie
She'll cream her pants instantly
Rat poison, prune juice, adult diapers, and a get well soon card
Yeah wow hope someone isn't building a tent
> test gr
> when positive bind gf
> gag gf
> shoot gf
> ?????
> profit.
Should freak out cashier.
a chair, rope, vaseline, and a single large carrot
a creamy, a steamy, a dreamy, a log
3 jars Vaseline and rubber gloves
laxatives, a box of brownie mix, a funnel, and mouthwash
Me too thanks
You've clearly thought this one out.
K&Y Jelly, Baseball bat, Disposable camera, Rope
For those that think you can't buy acid at Walmart...
Klean Strip Green Muriatic Acid Gallon, Size: 6 x 6 x 11.5
A pregnancy test, lube, and a single clothes hanger.
Liquid Lightning Buffered Sulfuric Acid Drain Cleaner, 32 Oz, Clear
$9.97.$9.97 from WalmartStore pickup offered+3 stores
Someone explain the meme I don't get it
Fuck you mother
good luck with fucking an ancient corpse
Yeah well fuck your dad, buddy. You spergs need to die.
I aint yo mama retard
Good one
Yeah but why not lube, a douche, a car battery and electrical wire?
Fruit, veggies, water, lean chicken.
That should shock them as im not a fat fucking ameritard
Very creative user, it's not like your answer is boring or anything! ;)
Don't forget to thank me later for this one sir. You will not regret it
>im not a fat fucking ameritard
so wouldnt it be more confusing to buy garbage food as a fit person?
Womens dress, high heels, happy birthday card, rope or ammo
Fuck off glow in the dark nigger
laxatives, a box of plastic utensils, wet wipes, and a set of party hats
Doritos
Vaseline
Duct tape
spiderman underwear, hedge clippers, pain pills, and boxed wine
Jesus Christ
Cucumber, razor blades, baby diapers, personal lubricant
a mousetrap, condoms, a sewing kit, and a bag of ice
Silicone caulk, a turkey injector with needle, everclear, and a magazine about bitches with big fat asses
Post body you fat sack of shit
Doughnuts, doughnut holes, superglue.
bread, antifreeze
cucumber, condoms, training bra, sympathy card
Sleeping pills, for the forced factor.
Bleach, duct tape, black 3mil trash bags, and an axe.
Any four items of quality, if Walmart has such a thing.
Syringe
Cake
Plastic bags
Laxative
Shotgun ammo and a sky mask.
zip ties, rubber tubing, pruning saw and a propane torch. Might need to add some heavy duty garbage bags.
*ski mask
Dr pepper
Hot pockets
Cheddar jalapeno Cheetos
Oreos
Duct tape
Razor blades
Large tarp
Shovel
>anal lube
there's one kind of lube you virgin