Recommend a place to move to please

recommend a place to move to please

my requirements:
- not many black people
- either low cost of living or possible to get a job (comp engr degree)
- preferably warm
- at least 10-15% christian
- plays either baseball or hockey, preferably both, don't want my kids to grow up gay
- preferably some mountains
- good mass transit, either hsr, rail lines, or lots of buses
- bike friendly, either good drivers, lots of motorbikes, or decent bike infrastructure
- decent internet

live in a complete shithole of a city right now, looking to leave as soon as I get my degree

Japan amtches all of those criteria except it's not Christian

so, korea?

Russia XDDDDDD

It's not warm and I don't know if they play baseball

they do play baseball, they won gold at beijing olympics

It's subtropical on the Black Sea.

Not that I'm recommending OP move to Russia, that is a horrible idea.

>- plays either baseball or hockey, preferably both, don't want my kids to grow up gay

I've got some bad news for you...

>It's subtropical on the Black Sea.
>Not that I'm recommending OP move to Russia, that is a horrible idea.
pretty sure he was talking about korea, I think there are some decently warm places in korea though

Unironically Mazatlán meets all your requirements outside of hockey although mountains you ca only do with locals familiar with the region because of reasons.

Memes aside plenty of American expats.

looks pretty nice, how much do you think it is for a condo like in your pic, or if they're all resorts how much is a decent apartment? doesn't have to be beach front

Gay people play sports too.

Please remain out of proximity, we are already replete

>no black ppl
>low cost for what you can get with your degree
>both hot and warm
>christian
>we unironically play hockey
>smol mountains
>wouldnt call it good but lotsa public transport
>bikeroads by EU
>good inet everywhere

however since you are american, i wont recommend this place

Lots of those are condos, real estate is a bit high for Mexican standards precissely because of expats, so around 100k for something half decent that's not beach front in a nice enough neighbourhood, you could still be a few blocks away from the beach.

>however since you are american, i wont recommend this place
I grew up in England so I can pass for a brit if that matters

cool, thanks

>Gay people play sports too.
He's just a closeted fag thats terrified of passing on his gay genes.

You should try Czechia, it seems to match all of these.

Check it out online, some places in Sonora or Baja might be around the same in price, have a lot of expats as well and be a closer drive to the US, but the advantage to Mazatlán is that while small it is an actual city with a nice colonial downtown, an opera house, an aquarium, etc. so you can have good quality of life, seafood is good, there's fishing, nightlife is good plus there's a big carnaval.

Important thing is you do research and then visit, talk to Americans actually living there, before you make any decissions.

One of the better US states.

was gonna suggest latvia but >at least 10-15% chritian

better stay out

what do you recommend? seems like the upper-midwest, edge of the rockies is the best, but not sure about how good it is for bikes.

wikipedia says you're 80% christian, just in name only?

our country is garbage so there's nothing I can recommend you here

try new zealnad?

You standards are way to high AND unrealistic way to go user.

I mean we have enough dead jew on a stick followers, we don't need more.

My requiements
0% non europeans
0% brain dead cultists

Based poster.

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Taiwan except that it's less than 5% Christian
>Korea
Busan and its suburb don't snow but it is more like NoVA/Maryland weather rather than subtropical

- not many black people
so far most countries

- either low cost of living or possible to get a job (comp engr degree)
asia
- preferably warm
southern asia
- at least 10-15% christian
malaysia, philippines,
- plays either baseball or hockey, preferably both, don't want my kids to grow up gay
gonna ignore that one cause that's just a ridiculous requirement
- preferably some mountains
both of them
- good mass transit, either hsr, rail lines, or lots of buses
none of them
- bike friendly, either good drivers, lots of motorbikes, or decent bike infrastructure
none of them
- decent internet
none of them

bad luck user, gotta stay in your shithole

>worship my jew
>worship my hebrew book
No, fuck off, I have my own faith.

Dead jew on stick worshippers are mentally retarded.

rapidKL is actually god tier and malaysia is one of the best countries for bikes

Sounds like Costa Rica's the place to go