/brit/

lost count of how many times i have stayed up past morning edition

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poo poo willy bum poo wank

hi boys ^_^

plymouth is actually an alright place

Business idea: Set up one of these events in Wakefield

youtube.com/watch?v=M_flsoEyQ38

6am
sun just coming up after a night of rain and thunder
made some toast
got some green tea
*deep breath*
life's good

NEW SEN SA TION

political idea: make people who live off dole money the ruling class

Need a cigarette right NOW

Can't stop fucking eating

i very highly doubt you can la xxx

Been forced out of my ancestral home lads

Cobra beer is nice.

Fuck off black Irish.
~t. white Irish

Just read some southerners say that Leeds is a shithole, genuinely pissed me off that has

huge iq to make this post
racist

On the bright side lad plenty of time to learn to fish

gf is laughing at me because i got stroppy that she sat on my head with her wet arse cheek.

might break up with her, see who's laughing then.

if i drank liquid oxygen, what would happen?

accidentally broke the screen of some old tablet i had (it was having some problems, so i dismantled it and the screen accidentally cracked in the process)

got 2 options. either buying a pre-owned one or buying a new screen to install on. - both options cost around 20-30 quid

nota bene: i could replace the screen off another if i bought one.
nb: i'm not 100% sure the screen replace method will work (though theoretically it should) and i seemingly have to buy it from either weird chinese suppliers or yanks (ridiculous shipping costs)
nb: i'm not exactly sure whether buying a pre-owned good is a good idea because what do you do if it is in anyway damaged

any insights?

how many /brit/ gimmicks have you pioneered lads?

only if you give soldiers footballer's wages

i imagine it'd be extremely painful first of all

Death

and you think we care enough to make an early thread yeah?

why did you not use that opportunity to bury your nose and/or tongue into her arsehole and give it a good seeing to?

personally consider myself a gimmick master
all that field practice on reddit has really payed off

Anything north of the M4 should be nuked.

you can not breath for as long as you're not thirsty

PANS

too many to count

who /fabulous/ here?

reading about gay men who are married to and have children with women

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WISH I looked this good

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3 major gimmicks and 5 minor gimmicks

wrote a pasta that was reposted for nearly a year
will put more effort into the next one

Why is there no word for "lockord" in English?

saob.se/artikel/?seek=lockord

It'll burn you alive. It's basically liquid fire.

i came up with the cuckio gimmick

footballers will have their wages divided by two while soldiers have their wage removed as serving your nation should be something out of passion and thus not for any economic interest

One
Shan't be telling which

When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"

Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D

...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.

Fulham lad let me come round innit safe senpai. I'll meet you outside slug and lettuce

my OC have been used consistently for the past 20 years

>Denying the overwhelming correlation between virginity and racism

Screeching

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you're a big lad haha

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>implying i'm not secretly pulling the strings of society by covertly embedding ideas into the zeitgeist via /brit/, ideas which eventually become dominant and determine the future of the world

dad just called me feral again lads

What does locklord mean?

Is you rolling?
Is you rolling?
Is you rolling?

Bitch I might be
Bitch I might be
Bitch I might be

Girl he geeked up!

any pint man in?

>implying Deano knows his father

Mental illness.

give the footballer's wages to me and give the banker's bonuses to dave from the local boozer

When are the JFK files being released lads? Did President Fart change his mind?

Is your computer on?

hmm and of course i forget this yes very nice

(((They))) don't want the truth getting out

good stuff

this post isn't concise enough and loses all of his conceptual values sorry lad

is your fridge running?

I need intensive anti-racism training desu.

Lottie you hottie

take the piss

which jews specifically?

LOUIS IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM VIA THE WINDOW

need my arse opened up with a pint glass

*unsheathes 20-foot long katana*
*slaughters the entirety of mexico and all whites on earth*
*linkin park writes an album in my honor*
*90's era bjork gives me a blowjob*
I am public emeny number #1 *listens to music*

made a thread on Sup Forums please muck in

4U

one, a picture
its actually an Sup Forums-wide meme now

lure, coax, attract

feel sorry for his mum stuck between those two ngl

Another broken promise Sup Forums btfo

Not gonna lie, Father Ted did irreparable damage in hindsight.

the lads and i

can't stop eating these poundland cheese savouries

need a russian wife with nice thighs
youtube.com/watch?v=kcsjTdkICcs

don't need to refer to any specific jews since they are all a hivemind

this spot on my neck is incredibly stubborn

it will pop though, oh, it'll pop

heard maybe 90% of the things louis was told in that video at some point in my mid-late teens
always get a bit uncomfortable listening to it haha

aye

ARSE

does racism correlates with virginity or does virginity correlates with racism?

>*linkin park writes an album in my honor*
Chester is kill.

Well, let's analyze what you've written. It appears that you are a really shell-shocked, punished by life imbecile. I could say that right into your face, are you ready to come and listen? All the crap that you've written is pure bullshit, you domesticated Rambo, you. The fact that you've written so much won't improve your life. Bullshitting is not hard work, there's a ton of the likes of you, that thawed out this spring. You know what they say about people like you, "Mommy didn't want to, daddy didn't try". Look into my message, try to analyze it and make some conclusions for yourself

those are verbs

Ah so it’s Irish when it suits you

gotta hand it to women
they're quick to capitalise on the one thing they're good at

>first 4 seconds

bit off both

time for peperoni direct from the packet

kinda wanna fuck pj harvey

hawke was a promiscuous untrustworthy drunk
keating should have made a move sooner tbqh

Extensive trials-based studies must be conducted, for which I volunteer.

Tired after my large meal, might go to sleep early. What do you reckon?

awww this is sad

all yanks must fucking hang

Emma Watson's minge, bum and chebs tbqh.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornerstone_Speech
>The confederacy wasn't about slavery
Ummm no sweaty it definitely was, and they got DEFEATED. Funny that. How racists get DEFEATED again and again. Confederates, Nazis now brexit and trump. All fail.