What's the GOAT snek movie of all time?
What's the GOAT snek movie of all time?
Aiden Wright
Elijah Russell
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Austin Davis
Rango had the GOAT snek
John Campbell
no way is that real
Jason Taylor
Nathaniel Sanders
How the fuck is it possible. FUCK
Jacob Peterson
Large snake eats manlet. Whats so hard to believe?
Caleb Williams
Yeah, I really like this. I actually think he would scare kids under 10.
Ethan Morales
I guess he got too wrapped up in his work
Anthony Butler
the unaboidable end for all vore fags
Jack Ramirez
Fuck off Carlos
Adrian Fisher
Boa vs Python
Kayden Cox
why was that nigga wearing booty shorts lmao
Jackson Ross
Fucking Carlos get my lunch ready filthy beaner
Henry Powell
Reminds me of anaconda from 1997, or better yet deep rising scene from 1998.
Jose Morris
Why didn't they just give him CPR?
Brayden Richardson
Nature is just so... bizarre
Ryder Anderson
the snake kills its prey before it ingests it
Ayden Davis
how fucking dumb do you have to be to be eaten by a snake
Christopher Myers
WHAT! a constrictor doesn't swallow you alive what are talking about! They're not called gobblers, are they? Or whole-y swallowers. They're called constrictors he will CRUSH you to death... before eating you
Julian Miller
Rent space on Skull Island is free
Chase Thompson
if a strong snake catches you off guard it can hold on and you won't be able to escape before it crushes you to death and eat you. snakes like in OPs pic are just huge muscles and are VERY strong.
someone living in a village near them should be more careful
Ryan Gonzalez
Conan has great sneks
Angel Sullivan
did he died?
Lincoln Cook
This is why you hunted certain animals to extinction.
Henry Ross
Monster kino
Matthew Miller
just imagine, giant snakes like these probably existed before the mass extinction event.
Jordan Bennett
Well yeah... have you never heard of titanboa?
Grayson Collins
this and snakes on a plane are the only 2 snake movies i can think of that were exclusive to the scifi/syfy channel
Gavin Roberts
pull dat ass up to me jaimie
Thomas Lopez
Cooper Lewis
no he ok and got married, has 5 kids now
yosemit flooding
Kevin Lee
wtf i love sneks now
Gavin Jones
Why did those die out? And is it possible that with the advancement of science, some absolute madman might be able to bring them back?
Wyatt Howard
>rescued
lol why. they cut its fucking head off
Ethan Stewart
Monster Musume no iru Nichijou
Sebastian King
*they should
FUCK
Lincoln Long
That's because sneks are cute
Camden Hughes
>VERY strong.
For you.
Nathan Cruz
KEK manlets btfo. Will they ever learn?
Ayden Peterson
you need venom to make antivenom you retard
that snake could save lives
Isaiah Watson
Height really doesn't matter here though, does it? I assume width of shoulders matters much more.
Anthony Phillips
Play a record
Cameron Jenkins
I'm pretty sure I could easily kill that thing with a machete, it's just a giant fucking tube with a small ass head.
Adrian Jones
I hate weebs and degenerate nips so fucking much
Benjamin Flores
youtube.com
anaconda was great
I saw it in the theater
Connor Fisher
you are so brave user :3 do you wanna touch my pussy~ I g-got it all warm and wet for u
Jeremiah Thompson
m.youtube.com
Autistic Snek
Start at 1:20
Hudson Murphy
...
Austin Butler
poor snejk
Carter Torres
Has Science Gone Too Far?
REAL or FAKE?
Josiah Collins
how dumb do you have to be to be eaten by a snake?
Adam Gutierrez
Niggercutstree
m.youtube.com
Zachary Davis
if a strong snake catches you off guard it can hold on and you won't be able to escape before it crushes you to death and eat you. snakes like in OPs pic are just huge muscles and are VERY strong.
someone living in a village near them should be more careful
Hudson Roberts
were they snakes?
James Bailey
Anaconda is the only correct answer, it is the GOAT trashy killer animal movie
top tier film
Angel Watson
maybe he was drunk and passed out in a thick of bushes
Parker Perez
Thats a cute doggo
Jordan Peterson
couldn't you just take really small and fast breaths so it cant compress you?
and then cut it with a knife
Alexander Perry
The snake was likely poisoned by the camera cunt
Matthew White
Anacondas can get legitimately enormous.
youtube.com
Liam Davis
jesus those things will tear you to shreds
Ian Anderson
No, more like moles
Dominic Smith
With flu shots?
Charles Garcia
I'm a biologist, it is literally impossible to snek to eat humans
clearly fucking fake.
Nathan Williams
>damn nature you scary
this legit creeped me the fuck out
Brandon Roberts
Why aren't we nuking the rainforest right now?
Aaron Mitchell
>those legs
QUALITY
Josiah Turner
Good luck getting away if it manages to get a grip on you.
They're harder to spot than you might realize.
Jose Powell
this is why fakes like this one shouldn't be published
kletos here will try to napalm the amazon rain forest
Angel Ramirez
brazil is a hell of a drug
Hudson Jones
>literally impossible
wtf are you even talking about
you are full of shit
hopefully this is your only (You) to this obvious bait
Jackson Gonzalez
This is Bruce Jenner Tier: fake and gay
Thomas Morris
with drugs
there's a vid of a worm that also jumps around and goes wacky
Camden Hall
kill yourself Sup Forums
Benjamin Garcia
PLAY A RECORD STEVE!
....
No no no, hold on; what do MEAN small breaths do you know how breathing works
Jason Miller
it fucking is, it is like a shark trying to eat a chicken, it doesn't fucking happen because it is not in the animal's instinct to pray on a fucking chicken
sneks don't pray on humans, the only animes that do are bears and wolfs
Hunter Ortiz
>kletos
is that a greek name?
Angel Harris
Post a webm or reupload pls
Eli Hernandez
i think he means cleetus but is a retarded faggot
Benjamin Stewart
the K makes it fancy
Jackson Sullivan
You mean the girls weener? Gross you faggot
Jayden Sullivan
k
Leo Morris
There's been several documented cases were anacondas have swallowed humans.
Michael Nelson
Like in Klassy?
Nolan Hughes
>be human
>have dominion over the planet
>have godly technological powers
>still allow nature to do shit like this
seriously why have we not wiped out every animal that isn't food? This conservationist meme is ridiculous. There's no rational reason to autistically keep all these animals alive except to feel good about ourselves
Cooper Mitchell
I bet you also believe meglodan and the kraken are still out there somewhere right?
Robert Peterson
no you virgin
jeeze youre such a virgin
>gross
and youre the one whos a faggot
notlikingwomanscleetusesfaggot
Charles Allen
posting some animalkino
Henry Sullivan
manlets aren't human
Dominic Murphy
I wonder who is behind this post
Logan Barnes
>moves camera at the best part
Nolan Williams
Whatisecosystem
Brayden Garcia
touching story about african man leaving a snek alon
Lincoln Taylor
fucking weak normies
Grayson Miller
Forgot to take your retard medicine today user?
Leo Morgan
Did that chicken just bait that swan?
Anthony Watson
>indians
>human
Robert Anderson
They killed a giant snek that didndu nuffin just to get some worthless poo corpse? That's a shame.
Gavin Reyes
>tfw trying to shitpost American republitards who voted for the Trumpster
>can't even fucking spell 'Cleetus' righit