Why is it that all of the women who are actually funny are always lesbians?

Why is it that all of the women who are actually funny are always lesbians?

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Post more sexualized quirky SNL girl

Most funny jokes aren't "sexy," they don't have to be muh vagina but most female comics are reluctant to share unpopular opinions and go for low hanging fruit.

I never knew Desi Arnaz was a cuck.

how hairy do you think her pusy is

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they're basically men
also they don't rely on le edgy sexy comments jokes

Though not all lesbians are funny women. See pic for example

Because instead of hating everyone else 24/7 they openly hate themselves.

if i tape my donger and wear lady clothes will she let me lick she pusy?

"lesbian"

if a man raped her she'd orgasm so hard her anus would prolapse twice

some part of you has to think like a man to be funny

more sexual competition among each other, they actually have to be funny instead of just looking good

mmm mm i bet i could rape your cute little shit hole and make that little dick of yours squirt and throb ;)

Because they are men in disguise.

case in point

extreme sexual insecurity warped inwards

I wish

Rising star. Will escape SNL. The next Bill Murray or Will Ferrell.

haha no you couldn't. your big fat dick couldn't possibly fit in my asshole. lol

Quesadillas en pointe

juvenile sexual impotence, unmasked!

they want pussy as much as men do.

>women
>actually funny
You have to go back

I'd fuck her in the ass

Very

All women base all comedy on sex. Either actual sexual relations or their own biological sex.
it's a tired fucking concept, find something new to joke about, fucking a

Rita Rudner didn't

Humor is a masculine trait, also women usually don't have to be funny, so they never develop that skill. Some lesbians are basically crappy versions of dudes.

That being said she's never done anything remotely funny.

>Watching SNL
I hope you're still in your teens.

I didn't realise Maria Bamford was gay.

The fact that adults watch and enjoy SNL is one of the most confusing things in my life.

Amy Schumer isn't a lesbian

Which is why she's not funny.

Kate doesn't does she?

This.

Sarah Silverman used to be a lesbian?

Not after Mike Pence is done with them.

they are trying to impress other women.

other women like outgoing, creative, and inspiring people - comedians can be that.

He said funny, not fat.

I will make one counter argument though:

Victoria Wood.

>no mention of tina fey yet

cmon Sup Forums you're better than this

>posts literally the worst thing she's ever done

Id put money on her and Poehler having had sex.

I really hope you're right.
Also, Tina Fey is funny.

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lesbians are high test compared to normal women
there was that wnba player who came out as straight and the problems it caused in the locker room
test causes the brain to divide between hemispheres more, enabling logic

They can think like men more easily

This isn't true
This is shitty pop neuroscience
This is the most sensible answer in the thread

Is iliza lesbian

Dios mio...

>vagina
>low hanging fruit

She actually is funny, sheep.

Tina Fey isn't very funny but she's pretty and not too annoying about her politics.

she's such a CUNT

youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

How hairy do you think her pussy is?

I imagine it's hairy, but tidy. Probably has a decent landingstrip.

This. Probably neatly trimmed, but not bare.

post a funny lesbian to support your argument, please.

le female jim carrey lady isn't funny in the least, and she was the worst part of the new ghostbusters movie. Not that it was good, mind you.

Pic related?

this was the vid that was first in a search for "sue perkins best moments"

youtube.com/watch?v=qGM2hXVcGFU

I don't know what to say.

landing strips are underrated

Yep.

Can you imagine if they used her in that lesbian snl skit with Kstew? Ultimate fap fuel

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WHOA MAMA

vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

McKinnon isn't funny, and she's not even the funniest woman on SNL

You need to be at least a little funny in order get most women to sleep with you.

Hitchens explains it better than I can
youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

HITCHENSMIND

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are incredibly funny, and neither is a lesbian.

OP BTFO

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I have two schools of tough on that,
A) It's the only way that straight men will pay attention

or

B) It's the only way they know how to let straight men down gently w/o them getting angry

because lesbians also have to put up with womens bullshit. Women generally get a free pass in life, even ones that eat like a heffer can still find a man to take care of them, while men have to work hard to achieve things. Lesbians have to work even harder to make it without a man. They live in the real world like men do. Unlike women.

I wsmt to fuck her in the ass so bad...

>women who are actually funny
Women aren't funny retard

Want*

>Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
>Funny
Gtfo Reddit

>/r/the_donald
>calling anyone reddit
Lel

she's barley funny, and only some lesbos are funny, lily tomlin yes, ellen no, judy gold yes, mckinnon not so much

I don't think she's particularly funny. She has a very "try hard" vibe.

Women are smart and funny, get over it you neckbeards!

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