Rogan BTFO

The absolute state of Joe Rogan and ngannoufags

Fuck yeah rogan got so quite once his bull started getting dominated

haha faggots got rekt, dumb nigger cant stand up to slavic power

Fuck Rogan he's nothing but a hype man for Dana and the ufc WWE mandrama

>Ronda is the greatest athlete of all time
>Mcgregor took the ufc to the next level
>Ngannou is a natural predator
>Brock Lesnar is the most powerful human to ever lived and all natural

Rogan is gay and a literal cuck, which you can tell by how often he makes jokes about black men fucking white women. lol at the people that bought his cuck shilling and made cucks out of themselves by buying what he has to say.

ONE IN A MILLION

fuck rogan , what a piece of shit this manlet is
talking half the fight about cain instead of respecting the undisputed goat champ

he's such a mandrama faggot
>b-but cain's cardio is the best

cain is next you bald gyno bitch

Ngannou did pretty good considering the experience gap and cardio. Nothing really prepares you for 5 rounds. He'll be back

Are people really saying Stipe put on a good performance? He only survived the first two rounds and hugged him the rest. I mean its one thing if you're coming with some submissions or some ground and pound, but literally just holding Nigano down is... pretty disgraceful

You are a filthy casual

Lol they should have been broken up/stood up so many times. Literally stipe doing nothing. Feel bad for Ngannou desu

It was awful, but Stipe fights smart and he's got a glass jaw. At no point was he surviving though. Ngannou did nothing. Stipe fought scared, and I think he probably could have scored a KO if he applied himself, but, apparently his cardio was complete shit tonight.

>he might not have beaten the guys that Cain has beaten
Fuck off Rogan. He starched the guy who starched Cain. And JDS. All Cain has is Brock.

SIT DOWN BITCH
BE HUMBLE

keep raging knockout fags

Fucking moron. I thought Ngannou would win but Stipe put on the perfect fight

>exploiting your opponents biggest weakness is doing nothing

What. Rogan was one of the only one's to question what if Ngannou doesn't get the quick, flash KO.

They were trading punches in the 1st and 2nd rounds and Stipe hit him in the face more than a few times. What are you talking about?

You're upset that Stipe didn't fight on his feet the whole time, which would be playing to his opponents strength, why would he do that?

Stipe beat Ngannou on his feet and on the ground, ya boi got wrecked.

literally casual AF

Stipe proved to have a much better stand-up anyways.
Take the retard strenght of ngannou and he's got nothing otherthan dana's tongue stuck in his rectum

THIS

>joe rogan has a three hour podcast every two days where he spews his retarded mongoloid thoughts
>THREE HOURS A DAY
>and its one of the most popular podcasts in america

i hate this fucking country

i love it when a hypetrain careens off the tracks

...

its bullshit dude they shouldve had to stand and hit each other like a real fight that would neve r happen in the streets

plus the big black guy has more musles so its bullshit

probably fake

>The world would be enlightened if everyone just did acid
> War, war should be fucking illegal... you ever thought how crazy it is that it isn't
>When i see Ronda fighting can't help but feel the emotion of seeing a timeless historic figure

yeah joe rogan is the main issue with your country

name me literally one problem bigger

>“I think Ngannou, one or two more fights, you’re going to be looking at Mike Tyson days. That’s what I think. You’re going to watch fights just to see how long these mother(expletives) can survive against this guy. That’s what I think. That could be their big, breakout star.”

Lesnar, Rousey, Ngannou... I thought he was an expert.

do you think, maybe, just maybe, part of his job is to talk up popular fighters to whip people into a frenzy so they buy PPV cards? it's almost like he's an employee. weird

My favourite is

>what if it was illegal to be a cunt, just don't be a cunt, wouldn't the world be a better place?

I do, but what's the fun in that? But to be fair Rogan does seem like he actually believes what he says.

If you force a man down because you know how to control the ground but do nothing with it, i.e. some submission or some ground and pound, you havn't exploited anything, you've only succeeded in protecting yourself from getting murdered.

The funny thing about all this is... you guys will take criticism of Stipe's performance as if its some sort of attack on him. Stipe did what he had to do to win, and if he had been more effective at countering and avoiding damage in the first, and executing damage in the 3rd, 4th and 5th, it really would prove he's the better fighter. But all he proved here is that he has the stamina to keep a guy like Ngannou down. If Ngannou can find a way to improve the rest of his game theres no chance... and here you guys will say I'm apologizing for Ngannou, as if I actually care what happens in a UFC fight, but its just the truth.

50-45 BTFO

i would say that, but then i think about the absolute retardation he spews on his podcasts in interviews and it makes me think he believes it

UFC is fake like WWE

>t.joe rogan

he has to be convincing so band wagon morons will believe it. there's always some truth in what he says, rousey had amazing/the best judo, lesnar had amazing/the best wrestling, francis has the the scariest punches in the entire organization. if they have somne incredible attribute then why wouldn't they want to build hype off that? time and time again rogan has talked about who he thinks the GOATs are and none of the hyped fighters enter that conversation.

Rogan is based and just towing the line. He'll be happy as fuck for Stipe.
Also post Conors face right now

Rogan's job was to shill Ngannou as much as possible as they wanted to market him as a pure distilled commodity for Reebok.

UFC literally owns Ngannou (he lives there) yet they couldn't be arsed to get him some basic ground defense training

I agree he could have done more ground and pound in the 3rd/4th/5th, but you simply aren't acknowledging the fact that when they were on their feet in the 1st and 2nd Stipe tagged Ngannou in the face multiple times.With single jabs and combos.

He did better striking and ground work.

>he believed the punching machine power level meme

Stipe out struck and countered Ngannou all fight. He outclassed him striking. Showed Ngannou has shit TD defense. You're mad because you're used to UFC fighters having zero head movement.

literally looked like an amateur vs a pro

i'm sure they did, but that shit takes years to master, especially after you've been hit in the face a few times and your gas tank is empty

"I throw punches and there goes your fucking black belt" - Mark Hunt

As long as you stay in the general rules I'm perfectly with fighters wrestle fucking eachother, that's the game. Now, eye poking a deaf man and shit like that I don't like so much. I know this was a NC technically but Jon Jones had that way of fighting that bordered on exploiting rules to the maxium against how they were intented. Like putting a hand on the ground to prevent headkicks or whatever.

back to the nba thread, friend, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.

>you know how to control the ground but do nothing with it you havn't exploited anything

That's literally what exploiting a weakness is.
He kows how to control Ngannou. Ngannou doesn't know how to counter that.
>But all he proved here is that he has the stamina to keep a guy like Ngannou down
Stamina, timing, strenght, skills, composure among other thingd.
Stipe's clearly the better striker aswell.
>and here you guys will say I'm apologizing for Ngannou, as if I actually care
Play the cool guy all you want, but it's not that you're attacking Stipe, it's that your criticism is dumb that's all

It does but he literally had no idea what he was doing, like even basic drills would've helped him stand up faster. 2 weeks of drills and you're good. His team is trash.

>I mean its one thing if you're coming with some submissions or some ground and pound, but literally just holding Nigano down is... pretty disgraceful

82 strikes for stipe in round 4. 0 for ngannou. you're crazy. 82-0

also, if we're being fair, fighting in these high calibre match ups can so often just be like a coin toss. there are 2 people fighting, if you just hypothetically matched them up against each other 100 times, any given match up would inevitably see both sides winning.

like my girlfriend will sit on the couch next to me and call fights after a round or two just because when it's just two people going toe to toe you can see and sense certain things.

So just because rogan has been wrong about fighters before it doesn't mean much to me, how many fucking people have been wrong over and over again?

>2 weeks of drills is enough to deal with the top game of the most successful UFC HW champion of all time.

Yep. Yep.

Was her Judo really so amazing? All she did was doing armbars and like 101 throws against opponents who didn't know Judo. I'm probably can take down a kickboxer with a double leg doesn't make me an amazing wrestler. When she sparred with Gerard Musashi she looked like a little kid and it didn't look like he even used his strength.

exactly, multiple times this fight was like 1 cm away from being everything the UFC wanted with a flash KO for nganou and all of your hindsight fuckers singing a different tune.

Y'all niggas are forgetting UFC stupid rules regarding GNP. This shit would have been over much quicker in old UFC/pride rules. It's too easy to find the right angle to stall now.

yes, im not syaing she's the grand master jukoka and p4p best in the world, but she dominated the best people in her division with her judo. soooo it's the best judo in women's mma. she only started losing when she thought she could strike.

Did you miss where Stipe would walk to the middle of the ring, and Ngannou was still flailing around trying to get up, so he pounced on him again? Like zero technique. That's a first day drill, how to stand up. I bet on Stipe to win, but didn't know Ngannou would be that trash.

yeah and both of them would have been roided the fuck out

That too. I don't get francis, I know they all juice but do they let him get away with more or does he just responds better to less? I guess that's genetics.

Are the fights over?

so stipe is not hype?
3 title defenses in a row?

There were so many moments where Stipe could have kneed Ngannou in the face until he died.

He's a firefighter from cleveland, a bit autistic, hates working the media and is a family man.
Dana does not want the UFC brand to be associated with bland personalities

whether those rules were stupid or not can you even began to describe those rules to me?

Still,there's something very appealing about his stone cold personality.
When he enters ring,there's only one thing on his mind-to annihilate his opponent.
He's a killer.

the fact that you're calling Stipe a bland personality when he just defeated a nigger is astounding

Rogan is popular all over the world, and one of the best things about America right now that is truly 'American'.

He worked hard in life and achieved various different things he set out to do at a fairly high level, then simply by the strength of his character became a superstar and a millionaire popularizing an emerging medium while genuinely benefiting society by featuring interesting guests and various conflicting opinions which would never otherwise get such mainstream exposure.

He didn't do it under anyone else's direction, he didn't compromise it for anyone, he literally just talks shit with people he finds interesting and gets millions of dollars.

He can be a dumb shit at times, but I unironically love Joe Rogan and he unironically makes me see some of the good in America.

>Shitposting by day
>Joe Rogan podcasts by night
>All day
>Like dis if u cry ever tim ;_;

Dana had Ngannou all lined up to sell a bunch of Reebok kits to the five people in Cameroon who could afford it and that deal was blown now. UFC only cares about fighters if they are from a market UFC wants to break into

srly evrey time

checked

A mix of a lot of things, juice genetics, PEDs used, cycle, if he take them voluntarly or if he is tricked into using them etc ...

No downward angled elbows
No strikes to the back of the head
No soccer kicks
No kicking opponent head when he's "down" (very loose definition of down)
No kneeing head when opponent is down.

It changes the GNP immensely. It's more for looks than safety too. Cept maybe downward elbows.

I'm no media guy but with all the Trump stuff going on and all you can't create some all mercian working class narrative around a white working class migrant firefighter from cleveland? If anything I would argue you can turn anybody into a personality if you frame them right. Why the fuck would rely on some fighter to say some "entertaining" shit for promotion? Isn't the UFC able to make a good montage or whatever? Pride was able to do it...

And fucks wrestlers the worst. Joe kocksucker rogan invents fantasies where BJJ would be so dominant if hey removed gloves whoa, cept he forgets to mention this.

Let's not even mention headbutts from guard.

Yeah he hypes Fedor hard as fuck as well as some of the old Pride and K1 guys who never made UFC. He is a legitimate fight fan, sometimes he might be mentally retarded like when he said Rousmemes standup was good (wtf) but he obviously knows what he is talking about in a general sense.

Find me 3000 recorded hours of casual conversation from anyone where they don't say anything which is proven to be wrong or stupid, even if he does spend 2000 hours of that time repeating himself.

I lost respect for Rogan and stoped listening to his podcast after he admitted watching interracial porn regularly and that he also watched her wife having sex with a black guy twice

I was waiting for a forearm choke win. I honestly believe Stipe could have finished him with it as at no point in time did Francis turn his head or move his arm when Stipe applied any pressure. A reall missed opportunity for Stipe. All he had to do was push down

I don't think I've seen a hetero come of as gay as rogan ever.

Watch his standup skit about Lesnar. Jesus

I get hating on Dana/Rogan fags but why attack Ngannou? Because when someone asked him a question about Trump calling his home a shithole he gave the wrong answer? Ngannou did nothing wrong, except lose the fight and get overhyped by legions of soyboys.

If he can work on his ground game and cardio, he is a GOAT. And his chin was tested by those absolute bombs from Stipe.

he watched her wife?
joe hogan is a weman?

I can’t find the edit button, read it as a his

I don't know shit about Judo but she won an olympic medal and I've seen her training with dudes who she seemed to be at least equal to, including UFC fighters.

I think it's fair to say she was high level at grappling.

You're all right.
I also think he is a very compelling figure. Yuro working class immigrant just trying to make a living, not blinded by fame nor money. That celebratory hell yeah at the end was powerful shit.
But you gotta admit this kinda loses its charms if its manufactured.
All i'm saying is that Dana's pushing towards an over-the-top WWE style of fighter.
I'd think they're not after cameroon but blacks living in europe

He would never be a GOAT. And saying his chin is granite is like saying Stipe's is for withstanding ford escort crashes.
Ngannou should fight the Black Beast next just to fight someone with a decent chin who will strike just as sloppy as himself. Then Mark Hunt. A JDS fight would be cool too, even though JDS is glassy recently. He's still pretty good with in and out striking which Ngannou fucking looking awful against.

Right now Ngannou is just another Brett Rogers changing tires until he proves himself as more than a guy who a company will lie about his power for.

wheeeeeeeeeze
yep

Also Simon Cowell strategy, find a pity case and hype it to the max, cash out big.

>I'd think they're not after cameroon but blacks living in europe
I don't see why they would be specifically after anyone. He is highly marketable because he has the freak appeal, it doesn't really matter who it is he is marketable to. He gets attention and that's all they care about.

>why attack Ngannou?
he was extremely disrespectful towards stipe
he may have been pushed to play the bully role
but we dont know that

even after he lost, he said he underestimated stipes ground game A LITTLE

ill base my final opinion about him according to what he says in the presser
for now, he's a big fat bbaby that got manheld like a bitch

I actually thought he was very nice and very respectful.

I don't hate on Ngannou it's just hating on Dana relying on the individual shock value of fighters in order to market fights. Conor is nice and all but this shit gets old quick, especially if every discount shit talker tries to be the next big "entertainer". I think it's stupid from a marketing perspective and bad for the sport. In K1 I barely heard any of the fighters talk and they used to behave too until Badr Hari got big. I mean the japs had to somehow promote foreigners somehow and they managed to do it somehow.

Werdum didn't starch Cain you filthy sack of shit.

She never won a gold medal for judo, so no. Not the best, never was

Even when he tries to play the bully it comes of as forced and scripted, it's just hype.

>stipe will sleep
yeah right
at least he sounds humbled now

Ngannou came off as humble. Punished Ngannou will be /ourguy/ in 2018.

So much for the Great Black Hope.

Cain got dropped and tapped the mat without accomplishing much. Cain looked like a joke in that fight

So much vitriol here as usual. Ngannou being humble as fuck in the press conference right now, have to respect him. No excuses coming from him.

It's just bantz mate. And anger at rogan and cuck spammers.

Ngannou is a pretty fucking unique fighter. It's like a smaller prime bob sapp, when he was scary, with actual speed and some skills. I think he's a wee bit too old to radically change his game tho, and got exposed again by a wrestler.

I'm not hating on Ngannou as much as i'm hating on bandwagoners like you.
He sounds like a good lad to be honest and is no doubt a great athlete
plenty of safer spaces for you to be in on the net bud :)
Banter is what makes this shithole any good in the first place

kek

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