I know the Olympics haven't even started yet and won't be over until the end of February but fuck it, WE WON, GUYS...

I know the Olympics haven't even started yet and won't be over until the end of February but fuck it, WE WON, GUYS. MOST MEDALS AGAIN, LIKE ALWAYS. OTHER COUNTRIES: ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>inb4 that shit per capita meme again

Daily Reminder Olympic Sup Forums is best Sup Forums

>that shit per capita meme again

It's literal Communism lads.

*country 60 times smaller blocks your path*

feels good to have won the only World competition that matters this year.

USA USA USA

You can only post in this thread if you're the sole remaining superpower.

MARIT CRUSH!

>Implying silver and bronze matters

>sends in 200+ athletes
>wins around 30 medals
pretty pathetic if you ask me

It's all about those speed skating clean sweeps lads.

luge is the patrician competition and you know it

*blocks your path*

23 out of 36 speed skating medals. Glorious days.

You know, the inertia of a 500lb man on a mobility scooter will probably fuck you up. Don't do it. You might get hurt.

Depends on how many US athletes get taken down by NK athletes. We'll see.

Daily reminder that if you exclude women, Great Britain got the most gold medals

Guys I'm from the future. The olympics is cancelled, everyone go back to sleep. Sorry.

winter olympics is fun bc I pretend I'm austrian and americans don't know the difference

>winter games

Who cares

>sliding down a snowy hill is a sport

t. Falkland Islander

>t. Daquan Jackson

>winning the winter olympics
congratulations you have more tories than other countries

the fuck is a "torie"?

posh inbred nonce

how many golds will /ourgirl/ win?

nordic and alpine countries btfo. rocky mountains > alps

nigger

why is america so shit at hockey
they literally own the 2nd best league in the world lmao

>2nd best league
you've had too many Pilsner Urquells today, Czechbro

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Is Australia even sending any athletes to Pyeongchang?

norway will be better

more golds maybe (muh cross-country), but most medals overall? nah

We clearly need to step up our doping regime.

Does snow even exist in Australia?

*wada blocks your path*

regardless, lack of snow didn't stop the Jamaican bobsled team

Jamaica > Australia

what if olympics were whites vs. blacks vs. asians
who would win?

don't derail the thread, dumb Sup Forumsfag

Whites winter, blacks summer.

olympics are shit, too many americans on steroids

I'm sure Djoko is clean.

Yes

Since the hockey tournament is ruined all I want to know is:

Will there be any qts at the women's curling tournament?

>the hockey tournament is ruined
what happened?

No NHL players.