I didn't know you can skate, user

I didn't know you can skate, user

Gimme da quick rundown

>Chloe Grace Moretz declined a doorstep offering of cookies from a young male admirer ... and reported him to authorities instead.

>Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the "Neighbors 2" star had an uninvited guest roll up to her home on a skateboard with a container full of treats. We're told Chloe was inside but didn't answer. The guy asked a neighbor if this was Chloe's home, and the neighbor started grilling the guy.

>Cops say Moretz called the cops and reported the guy, who looked about 18. The cops never got to speak with the guy because he made a hasty retreat.

>LAPD's threat management is now on this case.

Ernesto?

>Burst into treats

Sup Forums confirmed

What exactly did she tell the cops?

>hello police? i am a rich and very famous actress and there is some guy behind my door offering cookies. Please send every avaible unit here now!

>hasty retreat
who writes like this?

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>hasty retreat
more like tasty retreat

I wish I could call the cops every time a persistent salesman knocks on my door.