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Franco-American edition

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Irish keep moving

i need a job

I need a job that pays more and has less hours and has better future prospects

get a math degree

God damn I love being white

I need a comfy job at midnight

this anime is about me but i was 9 when it was made
i am really predictable

been waiting over a week for my prospective job to complete a background check

I already have a math degree

I need a job where I don't have to talk on the phone all day

good thread

Need a relationship that is healthy and encourages personal growth

business idea: work at the local stripclub

how do i get a job

need a gf

then become a twitch streamer

look on craigslist

need a job far away from civilization

thank you

go to bed, jbp. you already have one.

You're already in Mexico

need to go to grad school in northern europe and then never return the to usa

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we have to destroy the managerial state

>csq pas de petite-amie

no shit

i am also not a fan of america

We have to destroy Christianity to save and preserve the white race

Antarctic ethnostate is the only option now

no problem, lad

Got a soldering iron. What's some cool stuff I can solder right now?

fix my playstation

We need to preserve traditional and conservative Catholicism

this but unironically

good thread

i care more about skin color than religion, political ideology etc

Guy that works at the bank today was literally named Jacob Greenstein

who the fuck cares

pirates do not lie

youtu.be/ykf8PFrS2aY?t=2m58s

Just watch this Varg video to see the damage that Christianity has done

I am being 100% unironic

me

working in the night is the fucking worst

Even though I would consider myself more pro-abortion, I find it absurd that the three main arguments proposed are:
>it's not a living being until its actually born dude hahaha its just a bunch of cells dude just like stop caring so much dude
>um dude women can do whatever they want you gotta let them dude that and the tampon tax thing is the only thing feminists got in life
and
>just go protest if you dont like it dude now if you excuse me i have to yell at republicans online for thinking protests prevents the genocide of [insert oppressed group]

How do brown girls compare wh*Tes

poorly

watch this varg vid instead it will open your mind

>Even though I would consider myself more pro-abortion

Are they safe to mix

I have a horrible relationship with my father

>there's circumcised people on cum
haha

have a huge writing assignment due in four hours
only have the rough draft done
really fucking don't wanna proofread my gay shit
what do

I think if you have to get an abortion you're probably going to hell for other reasons anyways

it should be illegal for white people to have abortions

just hit submit

ban male genital mutilation

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ahh yes your son's penis is looking a bit too natural there, pass me the scissors ah?

>tfw uncut

Masturbation feels incredible every time

I honestly believe Varg could beat up everyone in this thread aside from me

>proofreading
That's the teachers job. You just send it along to the publisher. Grades are a suggestion.

jews are to blame for my lack of foreskin, among other things

they literally cut your dick haha

Stuck in EOL hell at 245lbs

I've noticed that the only people open about their abortions are fucking loser degenerates.

50 year old working class mother who got pregnant accidentally and can't handle another child

vs
22 year old dumb cunt who doesn't practice safe sex and has all the resources in the world to raise a kid, and doesn't have a career or anything to worry about, wants to get her third abortion because doing ketamine every night is more valuable than a child

stop habitual masturbation

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my dad was very passive aggressive and would purposefully fuck up chores when he didn't feel like doing them

REMINDER: circumcised penises are more aesthetic than forecuck penises

let's talk about the weather

need to get my circumcision touched up

>be uncut
>some coworker tells the new girl
>I hear her say "EWWWWW"
Hurt my feelings a bit

Cinquante six pourcents

>cutlets defending their penis mutilation

every time

this is not my language

what kind of place do you work at where you gossip about each other's penises

I'm attracted to girls with slightly imperfect teeth

shockingly warm for the time of year

>he doesnt work at the local dildo factory

Move to yurop, American women are grossed out by uncut dicks. When I told my gf that yuros have skin the covers their glans she was grossed out and asked why anyone would want a weird penis like that instead of a normal one.

VERY nice

Vivid Video

pic related is me

>yuros want penises more prone to stds like hiv
lmaoing @ ur diseased penis

WE

he has such an unfortunate face

My dad never took me fishing or hunting and never taught me how to drive, shave, or talk to girls.

His brother is cuter

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>he let his parents fall for Jewish tricks

hey i just noticed i have the same phone as a very handsome scandinavian man
he still has a statue kind of face

need a gf

You're drowing in your own self-pity, stabbing yourself on your own self-hate and blaming others for you own misfortune, yet you don't even ATTEMPT to fix the situation that you've found yourself in.

"boohoo the cards have already been drawn I'd rather just cry and moan and bite and bark at everyone, anyone, anything, and everything."

Nothing but effort gone to waste.
You might as well just die.

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none of that matters to volcels like myself. I want my penis blanket back

>just go make something of yourself bro hahahahaha just get a job and stop complaining

me

rate

Wish I trusted /cum/'s competence enough to give them jobs at my startup